This asteroid can’t get here soon enough

Happy Valentines Day everyone. Try not to make a fuss about this day. Real Valentines Day pros, like me, romance all year long by giving their partner front row seats to watch me play video games

I guess I’ve become a “cat person” now? What the fuck

The maddest my wife has ever been at me was when I said ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic is a more versatile artist than Taylor Swift

Yeah, emotional support dogs are cool, but have you ever tried an emotional support Baja Blast?

A small part of me hopes that TikTok does actually go away, so instead of me getting brain rot from scrolling all night, I can go back to rotting my brain from playing video games all night

Happy 8 day anniversary of my first post on Bluesky. How are you celebrating?

Hard Decision

I’m new to BlueSky, no one I know follows me here, so here’s a BlueSky exclusive pic of my cat being a complete dingus. Please enjoy.