Snow doesn't like the vehicle either it would seem.

Splattered. Like my heart when Brenda left.

“You won’t like me when I’m angry.”, or what I said the first time I met my wife’s divorce lawyer.

Jared Leto was robbed by the academy for his joker performance. Just like my bitch ex wife robs me for child support every paycheck.

My ex wife, Brenda, said the vehicle wasn’t family friendly. Wonder what else the bitch lied about.

There’s a storm raging inside every man and Brenda couldn’t handle the one raging inside of this alpha male.

I call these two “Riders on The Storm” because they’re something you ride in and they have a lightning storm wrap that looks pretty badass.

Clark Griswold is smiling from heaven.

Brenda will be burning in Hell someday, God willing. Why don’t they like the vehicle? Life would be so much simpler if they liked the vehicle. Oh God.

Sometimes a man just has to be a lone wolf. Especially when his bitch of an ex wife leaves him and takes the kids.

My wife may have run, but these colors sure don’t.

For sale: Hello Kitty Cybertruck, never driven.

(I bought this for my ex wife Brenda, but she doesn’t like the vehicle. She got the house and the kids, but I got what really matters)

It’s no wonder the woketoids hate the cybertruck. They’re all still stuck in the matrix while me and Aura are out in the Real World.

Brenda you could have been the Trinity to my Neo but instead you’re the bitch to my ex-wife.

What’s uncool about this Brenda? You bitch.

I can’t believe my bitch ex wife doesn’t think this is the sickest fucking thing she’s ever seen. It’s the kind of truck Halo would drive.