Wolfgang Ruck
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Wolfgang Ruck
@wolfgangruck.bsky.social
I hate your favorite team
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
One of my favorite tweets ever has made it over here!!!
[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
December 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
December 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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i think bryce harper put his blood in a soda stream
I don't even know how to joke about this
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The perfect representative for a sports team from Philadelphia
I don't even know how to joke about this
December 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Happy Friday to you guys
December 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Ah man, RIP Shang Tsung 😔
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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LeBron James passes up his scoring streak for a Rui Hachimura buzzer beater

That is a very appropriate ending
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I'm just saying man, it's a little too much mustard in the "er" there for my liking.
Pat Spencer pounding his chest and yelling "I'M THAT MOTHERFUCKER" at the Sixers crowd has me dying
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Austin Reaves has been absolutely cooking and I'm only half joking when I say the defense is to sag off him
December 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This skeet smells leathery
I’m playing Red Dead Redemption 2, watching Ken Burns American Revolution, and having a whiskey
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Gabe Vincent some wrist control short of a rainmaker there
December 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Gabe Vincent with the JBL lariat
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
What an awesome game for JaKobe and CMB today.
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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They weren’t lying. They literally said it six days ago
December 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"Skeeting age" would go crazy ngl
Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Me when I get to babysit my 5 year old cousin
September 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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And WR named FatRat Brown. I want all the Hokies stock
okay maybe James Franklin hasn't lost it because he just signed a gigantic offensive lineman named Roseby "Purgatory" Lubintus
December 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Eyes almost popped outta my socket seeing the start of that headline.
December 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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"Dodgers are ruining baseball because my owner won't spend money"
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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I've never seen that
Younghoe Koo completely missed the ball and kicked the turf, Jaxson Dart can't believe it
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
What a caption
Shelby Harris didn't hold back when asked about 49ers WR Jauan Jennings and his altercation with Tre'von Moehrig last week.

"I see why he got punched in the nuts."
December 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM