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Wizard Boobs
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I know all the words to the 1997 hit single "Around the World" by renowned French EDM duo Daft Punk.
Pinned
I stole these rubies from a doom goblin and you can have them when you pry them from my cold, gay hands
If my demands are not met by sunrise I am going to coat myself in jojoba oil and just be ooooh so slippery and you won't be able to catch me
November 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Being trans feels like living in a Dark Souls game where one minute I feel brave and strong enough to slay all of god's favorite dragons and the next minute I am a pants-peeing coward getting her ass kicked by a skeleton
August 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Really funny to imagine a mob guy trying to get my attention from across the street and just yelling out like "Ay, yo, Pronouns!"
July 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Putting this on my piece of shit car next to the USMC sticker from a previous owner and driving around my conservative hometown to confuse people
July 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Friend: "Wow you have such nice penmanship!"
Me (laughing insanely, signing my name over and over on the bar tab while my eyes do the Uzumaki thing): "Lol thanks"
May 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Directing a play and changing my name to "Mommy" in the cast/crew group chat as a psyop
May 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Today I saw a dude do a kickflip and it was so sick the melon cup I was eating turned into mozzarella sticks
May 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I swear to god this is a real book on theory I was looking up to pull a Judith Butler quote but if you were just glancing at the search bar it looks like I am the most problematic, insane Disney adult alive
April 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
All failures are moral failures. You declared bankruptcy? The light in this world is diminished by your weakness. Can't do a cool kickflip? You are detestable in the eyes of God
April 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Braving the mist-veiled moors, clutching the runestone, howling to the gods as I try to cast the spell that will delete everything on my childhood deviantArt
April 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Deliberately choosing wrong words to make Duolingo characters gay, just a glimpse into my dark reality
March 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Repost if you support trans women and think we're neato
March 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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This song is so fuckin good. Not to be confident about my own work or anything but I'm a fuckin genius
March 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
All girls really want is to wear some sort of cloak that can be clasped with a broach or perhaps an amulet
March 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Look, there's no disputing that Cooking Mama is an immensely satisfying gaming experience on a sensory-motor level, I'm just saying it would also be cool to chain fireball spells and kill god
February 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Wanderingwhispers.bandcamp.com/
My beats are hard and my synths are wet, who want me?
Wandering Whispers
Wanderingwhispers.bandcamp.com
February 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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put a DNR in front of him and tell him it'll ban trans people from going to space or something
February 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Hey awkward teen boys who started playing 3.5 D&D in like 2004, how are you and how is HRT going for like 3/5 of your party members?
February 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
(Bursting into tears) "But doctor, I *AM* suckmachinefaggot420"
February 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Reality is disintegrating
February 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Did I stay up writing way later than I should have? Yes. Were there way more important things I could have been doing? Also yes. Will anyone besides me ever read it? Certainly not. But goddamn it, my short story about a dragon kissing a wizard got DONE
January 26, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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January 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This signed 8x10 of Lycia Naff in Total Recall protects the entrance to my home like a bust of the twin faces of Janus and ensures good fortune when I travel beyond the threshold
January 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Ypsilanti, MI everybody
January 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM