Wizard Boobs
@wizardboobs.bsky.social
I know all the words to the 1997 hit single "Around the World" by renowned French EDM duo Daft Punk.
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Wizard Boobs
@wizardboobs.bsky.social
· Nov 20
I stole these rubies from a doom goblin and you can have them when you pry them from my cold, gay hands
If my demands are not met by sunrise I am going to coat myself in jojoba oil and just be ooooh so slippery and you won't be able to catch me
November 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
If my demands are not met by sunrise I am going to coat myself in jojoba oil and just be ooooh so slippery and you won't be able to catch me
Being trans feels like living in a Dark Souls game where one minute I feel brave and strong enough to slay all of god's favorite dragons and the next minute I am a pants-peeing coward getting her ass kicked by a skeleton
August 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Being trans feels like living in a Dark Souls game where one minute I feel brave and strong enough to slay all of god's favorite dragons and the next minute I am a pants-peeing coward getting her ass kicked by a skeleton
Really funny to imagine a mob guy trying to get my attention from across the street and just yelling out like "Ay, yo, Pronouns!"
July 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Really funny to imagine a mob guy trying to get my attention from across the street and just yelling out like "Ay, yo, Pronouns!"
Putting this on my piece of shit car next to the USMC sticker from a previous owner and driving around my conservative hometown to confuse people
July 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Putting this on my piece of shit car next to the USMC sticker from a previous owner and driving around my conservative hometown to confuse people
Friend: "Wow you have such nice penmanship!"
Me (laughing insanely, signing my name over and over on the bar tab while my eyes do the Uzumaki thing): "Lol thanks"
Me (laughing insanely, signing my name over and over on the bar tab while my eyes do the Uzumaki thing): "Lol thanks"
May 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Friend: "Wow you have such nice penmanship!"
Me (laughing insanely, signing my name over and over on the bar tab while my eyes do the Uzumaki thing): "Lol thanks"
Me (laughing insanely, signing my name over and over on the bar tab while my eyes do the Uzumaki thing): "Lol thanks"
Directing a play and changing my name to "Mommy" in the cast/crew group chat as a psyop
May 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Directing a play and changing my name to "Mommy" in the cast/crew group chat as a psyop
Today I saw a dude do a kickflip and it was so sick the melon cup I was eating turned into mozzarella sticks
May 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Today I saw a dude do a kickflip and it was so sick the melon cup I was eating turned into mozzarella sticks
I swear to god this is a real book on theory I was looking up to pull a Judith Butler quote but if you were just glancing at the search bar it looks like I am the most problematic, insane Disney adult alive
April 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I swear to god this is a real book on theory I was looking up to pull a Judith Butler quote but if you were just glancing at the search bar it looks like I am the most problematic, insane Disney adult alive
All failures are moral failures. You declared bankruptcy? The light in this world is diminished by your weakness. Can't do a cool kickflip? You are detestable in the eyes of God
April 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
All failures are moral failures. You declared bankruptcy? The light in this world is diminished by your weakness. Can't do a cool kickflip? You are detestable in the eyes of God
Braving the mist-veiled moors, clutching the runestone, howling to the gods as I try to cast the spell that will delete everything on my childhood deviantArt
April 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Braving the mist-veiled moors, clutching the runestone, howling to the gods as I try to cast the spell that will delete everything on my childhood deviantArt
Deliberately choosing wrong words to make Duolingo characters gay, just a glimpse into my dark reality
March 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Deliberately choosing wrong words to make Duolingo characters gay, just a glimpse into my dark reality
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Repost if you support trans women and think we're neato
March 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Repost if you support trans women and think we're neato
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This song is so fuckin good. Not to be confident about my own work or anything but I'm a fuckin genius
New Rap song I made about a reoccurring fantasy where I am a demon torturing billionaires in Hell for eternity.
soundcloud.com/anechka-the-...
soundcloud.com/anechka-the-...
Can't Wait to See You in Hell
Lyrics
Summon a sentience from an abundance of emptiness.
No connectivity. Honestly common for solemn proclivities.
Had an epiphany - visions of enemies burning in effigy.
Feel like Persephone, taken
soundcloud.com
March 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This song is so fuckin good. Not to be confident about my own work or anything but I'm a fuckin genius
All girls really want is to wear some sort of cloak that can be clasped with a broach or perhaps an amulet
March 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
All girls really want is to wear some sort of cloak that can be clasped with a broach or perhaps an amulet
Look, there's no disputing that Cooking Mama is an immensely satisfying gaming experience on a sensory-motor level, I'm just saying it would also be cool to chain fireball spells and kill god
February 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Look, there's no disputing that Cooking Mama is an immensely satisfying gaming experience on a sensory-motor level, I'm just saying it would also be cool to chain fireball spells and kill god
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Wanderingwhispers.bandcamp.com/
My beats are hard and my synths are wet, who want me?
My beats are hard and my synths are wet, who want me?
Wandering Whispers
Wanderingwhispers.bandcamp.com
February 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Wanderingwhispers.bandcamp.com/
My beats are hard and my synths are wet, who want me?
My beats are hard and my synths are wet, who want me?
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put a DNR in front of him and tell him it'll ban trans people from going to space or something
February 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
put a DNR in front of him and tell him it'll ban trans people from going to space or something
Hey awkward teen boys who started playing 3.5 D&D in like 2004, how are you and how is HRT going for like 3/5 of your party members?
February 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Hey awkward teen boys who started playing 3.5 D&D in like 2004, how are you and how is HRT going for like 3/5 of your party members?
(Bursting into tears) "But doctor, I *AM* suckmachinefaggot420"
February 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
(Bursting into tears) "But doctor, I *AM* suckmachinefaggot420"
Reality is disintegrating
February 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Reality is disintegrating
Did I stay up writing way later than I should have? Yes. Were there way more important things I could have been doing? Also yes. Will anyone besides me ever read it? Certainly not. But goddamn it, my short story about a dragon kissing a wizard got DONE
January 26, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Did I stay up writing way later than I should have? Yes. Were there way more important things I could have been doing? Also yes. Will anyone besides me ever read it? Certainly not. But goddamn it, my short story about a dragon kissing a wizard got DONE
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This signed 8x10 of Lycia Naff in Total Recall protects the entrance to my home like a bust of the twin faces of Janus and ensures good fortune when I travel beyond the threshold
January 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This signed 8x10 of Lycia Naff in Total Recall protects the entrance to my home like a bust of the twin faces of Janus and ensures good fortune when I travel beyond the threshold
Ypsilanti, MI everybody
January 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Ypsilanti, MI everybody