witchmaiden
@witchmaiden.bsky.social
A bio? I shall try.
I am aware of how difficult it is to shorten "witchmaiden" into something that doesn't imply I am something other than a maid. Have fun with it!
-Lesbian, she/her
Minors / Bigots you know the drill, DNI. Anyone else? Erm, sure!
I am aware of how difficult it is to shorten "witchmaiden" into something that doesn't imply I am something other than a maid. Have fun with it!
-Lesbian, she/her
Minors / Bigots you know the drill, DNI. Anyone else? Erm, sure!
Disappearing, reappearing when ready.
September 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Disappearing, reappearing when ready.
Like, above my head and everything. It's important to give back to the people (all women) who have done so much for you
September 3, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Like, above my head and everything. It's important to give back to the people (all women) who have done so much for you
"You're so dedicated to putting on muscle every workout, what's your motivation?" lift up woman ≖‿≖
September 3, 2025 at 7:37 AM
"You're so dedicated to putting on muscle every workout, what's your motivation?" lift up woman ≖‿≖
The person in the stall next to me in the girl's lavatories is using the circular hole carved into the dividing wall to show me memes on her phone
September 3, 2025 at 7:29 AM
The person in the stall next to me in the girl's lavatories is using the circular hole carved into the dividing wall to show me memes on her phone
Only two hours of the worst season of the year left :)))
August 31, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Only two hours of the worst season of the year left :)))
My lady has purchased a robot girl to patrol the estate, vacuuming dust and detritus as she shuffles about on a set trap. Fucking PREPOSTOROUS. The only silver lining is that it has no visible reaction to pain so I can kick it whenever she's not looking
August 31, 2025 at 12:00 PM
My lady has purchased a robot girl to patrol the estate, vacuuming dust and detritus as she shuffles about on a set trap. Fucking PREPOSTOROUS. The only silver lining is that it has no visible reaction to pain so I can kick it whenever she's not looking
You there, with the bsky account! We all know no maid is ready for service without a 3ds, but if I happened to have a modded one and was in the process of figuring out what games to add, what would you suggest?
We truly are in the 3ds post era. May post about Maid Sciences later, if demand demands
We truly are in the 3ds post era. May post about Maid Sciences later, if demand demands
August 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
You there, with the bsky account! We all know no maid is ready for service without a 3ds, but if I happened to have a modded one and was in the process of figuring out what games to add, what would you suggest?
We truly are in the 3ds post era. May post about Maid Sciences later, if demand demands
We truly are in the 3ds post era. May post about Maid Sciences later, if demand demands
I forgot that my 3ds needs repairs but after that we're so back
August 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I forgot that my 3ds needs repairs but after that we're so back
If there’s a maid outfit in acnl I’ll actually play it again. It’s been years (four, count ‘em) since I was properly into animal crossing
August 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If there’s a maid outfit in acnl I’ll actually play it again. It’s been years (four, count ‘em) since I was properly into animal crossing
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
Bluesky silenced trans voices over J.K. Rowling, here’s why
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
bit.ly
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
You're into furries AND feet? Well I have something that's going to knock your socks off
August 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
You're into furries AND feet? Well I have something that's going to knock your socks off
I really will do anything to not write. My last attempt was to shackle myself to a desk. Ten minutes later, I learned how to lockpick.
So I upped the ante. Chains, cuffs, ropes, blindfolds, then something happened, and when I woke up I was teaching safe bondage at pride. Didn't even write the flyer.
So I upped the ante. Chains, cuffs, ropes, blindfolds, then something happened, and when I woke up I was teaching safe bondage at pride. Didn't even write the flyer.
August 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I really will do anything to not write. My last attempt was to shackle myself to a desk. Ten minutes later, I learned how to lockpick.
So I upped the ante. Chains, cuffs, ropes, blindfolds, then something happened, and when I woke up I was teaching safe bondage at pride. Didn't even write the flyer.
So I upped the ante. Chains, cuffs, ropes, blindfolds, then something happened, and when I woke up I was teaching safe bondage at pride. Didn't even write the flyer.
Exiting out of someone's page after spam-liking all of their posts from the last 3 months
a girl in a maid outfit is standing on a pink background
ALT: a girl in a maid outfit is standing on a pink background
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August 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Exiting out of someone's page after spam-liking all of their posts from the last 3 months
If I disappear for another month can I get someone to check on my lady regularly? She needs food, water and two hours of outside time as well as constant praise of she'll begin to cry incessantly. I'd hire a sitter but I'm afraid if she isn't used to their scent she'll die suddenly while I'm away
August 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
If I disappear for another month can I get someone to check on my lady regularly? She needs food, water and two hours of outside time as well as constant praise of she'll begin to cry incessantly. I'd hire a sitter but I'm afraid if she isn't used to their scent she'll die suddenly while I'm away
Off topic: Deltarune? Not that hard. The only bosses I died to were Eram, The Knight and (technically) Gerson. Like, I was expecting the ch4 final boss to be less of a pushover on aura alone.
August 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Off topic: Deltarune? Not that hard. The only bosses I died to were Eram, The Knight and (technically) Gerson. Like, I was expecting the ch4 final boss to be less of a pushover on aura alone.
By policy I keep a chainsaw on the mantle in case any of the tea biscuits happen to go missing <3
August 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
By policy I keep a chainsaw on the mantle in case any of the tea biscuits happen to go missing <3
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Phew! I've just come back from cleaning out my lady's basement, which is an endeavour I began very recently on the 9th of July. I hope I haven't missed anything important pertaining to the death of celebrities, Nintendo game announcements, or the sales policies of online video game vendors.
August 1, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Phew! I've just come back from cleaning out my lady's basement, which is an endeavour I began very recently on the 9th of July. I hope I haven't missed anything important pertaining to the death of celebrities, Nintendo game announcements, or the sales policies of online video game vendors.
If I could draw and compose music and program and market I would truly become unstoppable. It makes me wonder how many people would play a little indie game composed of my thoughts
July 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
If I could draw and compose music and program and market I would truly become unstoppable. It makes me wonder how many people would play a little indie game composed of my thoughts
Mutuals can come inside (for tea and biscuits)
June 26, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Mutuals can come inside (for tea and biscuits)
Oh my, your account is a mess! As a maid, I feel compelled even when off-duty to clean this up for you! (deletes all of your posts)
June 25, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Oh my, your account is a mess! As a maid, I feel compelled even when off-duty to clean this up for you! (deletes all of your posts)
I keep getting unfollowed and re-followed by the same three accounts with two original posts between them. Not suspicious at all
June 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I keep getting unfollowed and re-followed by the same three accounts with two original posts between them. Not suspicious at all
I could swear my posts gain more activity when I keep the bsky tab open. Can anyone corroborate this, or am I just a maid in a skinner box?
June 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I could swear my posts gain more activity when I keep the bsky tab open. Can anyone corroborate this, or am I just a maid in a skinner box?
...Is my profile picture perhaps just a little bit misleading? I haven't made a single post about bondage, which pertains very little to maid work.
Posts about white button-up blouses on the other hand? I have many in the works
Posts about white button-up blouses on the other hand? I have many in the works
June 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
...Is my profile picture perhaps just a little bit misleading? I haven't made a single post about bondage, which pertains very little to maid work.
Posts about white button-up blouses on the other hand? I have many in the works
Posts about white button-up blouses on the other hand? I have many in the works
I won a cosplay contest
Whenever there's a cosplay convention on my commute I like to cut through there, so no one questions why I'm dressed like a maid on a Thursday.
June 16, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I won a cosplay contest