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your favorite fat girl’s favorite fat girl. they/she. chinga la migra.
September 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
T@ke this man OUT
August 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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“defend your culture”

dude, your “culture” is clapping off beat and putting ketchup on tacos
August 7, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Giardinara Peppers would be a beautiful name for a non-binary bodega worker.
August 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I am breaking norms you cannot even pronounce of binaries you’ve never even heard of.
August 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I need to have my feet cracked in half hot dog style, I think that would heal me.
May 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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As Trump surrounds himself with tech billionaires, NPR's @steveinskeep.bsky.social speaks with journalist David Hoffman about Russia's history, in which a few wealthy men grew very close to political power.
What Americans can learn from the story of Russia's oligarchs
As Trump surrounds himself with tech billionaires, NPR's Steve Inskeep speaks with journalist David Hoffman about Russia's history, in which a few wealthy men grew very close to political power.
www.npr.org
February 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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WELP!
“You were ONLY supposed to be RACIST”
February 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Okay, fucking bonkers move…
California State University - the largest public system in the country w 23 campuses - announced it is now “AI powered.” All while laying off hundreds of faculty and shuttering whole depts due to yet another (Democratic Party I should add) austerity budget
February 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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One thing we've learned since 1/20 with painful clarity is that our institutions are far more fragile than we could have ever imagined.
February 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Formed in 1961, the agency with a roughly $40 billion budget provides humanitarian assistance abroad and funds other projects to further U.S. interests.
What is USAID, the U.S. Agency for International Development?
Formed in 1961, the agency with a roughly $40 billion budget provides humanitarian assistance abroad and funds other projects to further U.S. interests.
www.npr.org
February 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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RFK Jr. and his family stand to profit off lawsuits against vaccines. An HHS Secretary shouldn't have a financial interest in making our country sicker. I’m demanding RFK Jr. recuse himself from any work on vaccine policy while he has a financial interest in the outcome.
February 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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It’s exhausting to watch poll-tested, donor-beholden Congressional Democrats continue to be too old, too cloistered, and too bumbling to do anything as the government burns.

https://newrepublic.com/article/190922/primary-every-democrat-trump-durbin?utm_medium=social&utm_source=Twitter&utm_campaig…
Primary Every Democrat
It’s exhausting to watch poll-tested, donor-beholden congressional Democrats continue to be too old, too cloistered, and too bumbling to do anything as the government burns.
buff.ly
February 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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People are getting up off the mat.
People have gathered outside USAID HQ for press event with Democratic Congressmen Beyer, Raskin, Connolly and Olzewski and Senator Van Hollen where they're addressing the building's mysterious shutdown today in the midst of the Trump admin dismantling the agency.

(Photos shared with me)
February 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Even if Trump claims that his tariffs have achieved something with Mexico (they haven’t), their full effects will be felt in the coming weeks, and experts say they won’t be good. Vance and the MAGA right may soon be struggling to find any silver lining.
JD Vance Hit With Brutal Fact-Check on Trump and Mexico Tariffs
The vice president tried to claim a Trump win on Mexico tariffs. That’s not exactly the case.
buff.ly
February 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My local ice cream shop playing Bleed To Love Her is one of the best things to happen to me, I mean it.
February 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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If you're in the Springfield (MO) or STL/Metro East areas, come find me vending this month! :)

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February 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Hey Missourians, heads up-- big anti-trans bills are being pushed on Monday. I know we're exhausted from the country wide stuff, but we need fighters for state wide and local fights, too.

Trans family; I love you. I'm sorry.

Cis family; Show up. Get loud.

#missouri #lgbt #transgender
February 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I’m going to see Patti LuPone by MYSELF!!! Everyone (me) be fucking chill !!!!
February 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
What if became a stan again? Just kidding!! Unless.
February 1, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Bernadette Peters
January 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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After a moment of silence, Trump started his remarks by saying that America is grieving for the lives lost.

"We are one family today and we are all heartbroken," he said. He then went on to say that diversity initiatives at the FAA compromised the standards for air traffic controllers.
Without evidence, Trump blames FAA diversity initiatives for the crash
www.npr.org
January 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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fuck my first thought is "how many people will they let die completely preventable deaths" and the answer is: school shootings
January 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM