Defenestration Now
@windelina.bsky.social
The speckled hopping Windelina, while endangered, should not be presumed to be defenseless. Attack modes include:
- Singing Broadway musical show tunes until you comply with the sing along
- dronking all your whiskey
- ranting about late stage capitalism
- Singing Broadway musical show tunes until you comply with the sing along
- dronking all your whiskey
- ranting about late stage capitalism
Mamdani is going to implement Shyamalan Law. You’ll never guess the ending!
Mamdani is going to implement Sha Na Na Law. Everyone is going to Get A Job.
Mamdani is going to implement Sharona Law. My, my, my, my.
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shyamalan Law. You’ll never guess the ending!
I keep watching new-to-me movies that are so damn disappointing
How do you fuck up a damn serial killer police procedural?
*sigh
I’m in a weird place where I want a comfortable watch but don’t want to rewatch …so I want by the numbers tropes
I keep ending up with “art”
Ugh
How do you fuck up a damn serial killer police procedural?
*sigh
I’m in a weird place where I want a comfortable watch but don’t want to rewatch …so I want by the numbers tropes
I keep ending up with “art”
Ugh
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I keep watching new-to-me movies that are so damn disappointing
How do you fuck up a damn serial killer police procedural?
*sigh
I’m in a weird place where I want a comfortable watch but don’t want to rewatch …so I want by the numbers tropes
I keep ending up with “art”
Ugh
How do you fuck up a damn serial killer police procedural?
*sigh
I’m in a weird place where I want a comfortable watch but don’t want to rewatch …so I want by the numbers tropes
I keep ending up with “art”
Ugh
Voted!
I’m for Prop Q here in Austin because it will help fund City jobs and programs
And since I work for the City…
(Literally, if it doesn’t pass, the City has to make cuts that could include jobs and very likely programs and no cost of living increase next year)
I’m for Prop Q here in Austin because it will help fund City jobs and programs
And since I work for the City…
(Literally, if it doesn’t pass, the City has to make cuts that could include jobs and very likely programs and no cost of living increase next year)
November 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Voted!
I’m for Prop Q here in Austin because it will help fund City jobs and programs
And since I work for the City…
(Literally, if it doesn’t pass, the City has to make cuts that could include jobs and very likely programs and no cost of living increase next year)
I’m for Prop Q here in Austin because it will help fund City jobs and programs
And since I work for the City…
(Literally, if it doesn’t pass, the City has to make cuts that could include jobs and very likely programs and no cost of living increase next year)
At the TX Conference for Women and there was a huge line for the bathroom and as I thought “oh fuck that” a whole bunch of absolute QUEENS broke away from the line and also walked into the Men’s Bathroom
Gendered bathrooms are bullshit
Gendered bathrooms are bullshit
October 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
At the TX Conference for Women and there was a huge line for the bathroom and as I thought “oh fuck that” a whole bunch of absolute QUEENS broke away from the line and also walked into the Men’s Bathroom
Gendered bathrooms are bullshit
Gendered bathrooms are bullshit
Spouse and I are at the airport to fly home and I am reading this thread aloud to him and we are CRYING laughing
do you ever have things that someone has said to you that live forever in your head (non-serious edition)? some older boomer hippie guy said “hahmmus gives you fahts” to me 26 years ago at a free fridge and i think of it every fucking single time i buy hummus to this day.
October 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Spouse and I are at the airport to fly home and I am reading this thread aloud to him and we are CRYING laughing
At the airport to fly up for one of my besties 10th wedding anniversary (I was a bridesmaid) which is also a big friend group reunion/get together
I love airports
They exist outside of time
Whatever expectations or commitments I have made previously - I can’t now
I’m at the airport
I love airports
They exist outside of time
Whatever expectations or commitments I have made previously - I can’t now
I’m at the airport
October 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
At the airport to fly up for one of my besties 10th wedding anniversary (I was a bridesmaid) which is also a big friend group reunion/get together
I love airports
They exist outside of time
Whatever expectations or commitments I have made previously - I can’t now
I’m at the airport
I love airports
They exist outside of time
Whatever expectations or commitments I have made previously - I can’t now
I’m at the airport
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Each national museum should have a heist team and they should be allowed to heist other national museums. I believe this could replace war in our society
October 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Each national museum should have a heist team and they should be allowed to heist other national museums. I believe this could replace war in our society
The brain weasels are strong today
Compounded by the fact it’s only Wed but feels like Thur
Just a whole day of
*heavy sigh*
Compounded by the fact it’s only Wed but feels like Thur
Just a whole day of
*heavy sigh*
October 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The brain weasels are strong today
Compounded by the fact it’s only Wed but feels like Thur
Just a whole day of
*heavy sigh*
Compounded by the fact it’s only Wed but feels like Thur
Just a whole day of
*heavy sigh*
Wanted just an hour of something & so we clicked on the first episode of @mikeflanaganfilm.com’s HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE (which we’ve watched 3 times before)
1 The 1963 movie is an all time fav
2 Plus huge fan of Jackson’s novel
3 Even after 3 viewings, Bent Neck Lady still makes me cover my eyes
1 The 1963 movie is an all time fav
2 Plus huge fan of Jackson’s novel
3 Even after 3 viewings, Bent Neck Lady still makes me cover my eyes
October 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Wanted just an hour of something & so we clicked on the first episode of @mikeflanaganfilm.com’s HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE (which we’ve watched 3 times before)
1 The 1963 movie is an all time fav
2 Plus huge fan of Jackson’s novel
3 Even after 3 viewings, Bent Neck Lady still makes me cover my eyes
1 The 1963 movie is an all time fav
2 Plus huge fan of Jackson’s novel
3 Even after 3 viewings, Bent Neck Lady still makes me cover my eyes
Teen kiddo wanted to watch MIDSOMMAR which hubs had also never seen (my 4th viewing)
It’s still SO GOOD
And NOBODY roots for Christian
(Hubs and kiddo loved it)
It’s still SO GOOD
And NOBODY roots for Christian
(Hubs and kiddo loved it)
October 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Teen kiddo wanted to watch MIDSOMMAR which hubs had also never seen (my 4th viewing)
It’s still SO GOOD
And NOBODY roots for Christian
(Hubs and kiddo loved it)
It’s still SO GOOD
And NOBODY roots for Christian
(Hubs and kiddo loved it)
One of my old derby teammates from MN Coli @shecoli.bsky.social is running a marathon in Cape Cod this morning and I’m sending her “motivational” texts while I’m lying in bed (like “hey, I just woke up - u doing anything?”)
This is the kind of friend I am
This is why people love me
This is the kind of friend I am
This is why people love me
October 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
One of my old derby teammates from MN Coli @shecoli.bsky.social is running a marathon in Cape Cod this morning and I’m sending her “motivational” texts while I’m lying in bed (like “hey, I just woke up - u doing anything?”)
This is the kind of friend I am
This is why people love me
This is the kind of friend I am
This is why people love me
I did not read last night (sorry @paulcornell.bsky.social )
I did crochet (not happy with results, need to frog it and consider different stitch)
And watch CRIMSON PEAK which hubs had never seen
(Such GORGEOUS costumes and set design)
I did crochet (not happy with results, need to frog it and consider different stitch)
And watch CRIMSON PEAK which hubs had never seen
(Such GORGEOUS costumes and set design)
October 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I did not read last night (sorry @paulcornell.bsky.social )
I did crochet (not happy with results, need to frog it and consider different stitch)
And watch CRIMSON PEAK which hubs had never seen
(Such GORGEOUS costumes and set design)
I did crochet (not happy with results, need to frog it and consider different stitch)
And watch CRIMSON PEAK which hubs had never seen
(Such GORGEOUS costumes and set design)
A couple of weekends ago, I gulped down the first three in @paulcornell.bsky.social’s WITCHES OF LYCHFORD series (thru my local library)
I’ve got the 4th but I’ve been busy & it’s taunting me - but maybe tonight!
But the library doesn’t have #5
And #6 just came out so not that either (yet)
I’ve got the 4th but I’ve been busy & it’s taunting me - but maybe tonight!
But the library doesn’t have #5
And #6 just came out so not that either (yet)
October 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
A couple of weekends ago, I gulped down the first three in @paulcornell.bsky.social’s WITCHES OF LYCHFORD series (thru my local library)
I’ve got the 4th but I’ve been busy & it’s taunting me - but maybe tonight!
But the library doesn’t have #5
And #6 just came out so not that either (yet)
I’ve got the 4th but I’ve been busy & it’s taunting me - but maybe tonight!
But the library doesn’t have #5
And #6 just came out so not that either (yet)
While in a training on emotional intelligence, I shared that one of my first strategies when I’m stressed or angry is:
The Group Chat
The facilitator (an older White man) seemed bemused
But I can’t be the only one who immediately turns to my curated cronies who will back me up and pump me up
The Group Chat
The facilitator (an older White man) seemed bemused
But I can’t be the only one who immediately turns to my curated cronies who will back me up and pump me up
October 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
While in a training on emotional intelligence, I shared that one of my first strategies when I’m stressed or angry is:
The Group Chat
The facilitator (an older White man) seemed bemused
But I can’t be the only one who immediately turns to my curated cronies who will back me up and pump me up
The Group Chat
The facilitator (an older White man) seemed bemused
But I can’t be the only one who immediately turns to my curated cronies who will back me up and pump me up
Found THE SENTINEL (1977) on Netflix and holy fuck -
EVERYBODY is in this film
EVERYBODY is in this film
October 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Found THE SENTINEL (1977) on Netflix and holy fuck -
EVERYBODY is in this film
EVERYBODY is in this film
October 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
“Wow! Rush hour traffic is almost non-existent! I wonder why…
Oh duh - it’s ACL”
#silverlining
#ihatecrowds
#notmybag
Oh duh - it’s ACL”
#silverlining
#ihatecrowds
#notmybag
October 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
“Wow! Rush hour traffic is almost non-existent! I wonder why…
Oh duh - it’s ACL”
#silverlining
#ihatecrowds
#notmybag
Oh duh - it’s ACL”
#silverlining
#ihatecrowds
#notmybag
Ah shit
Wayne Brady?
Gabriel Iglesias?
Damn
Wayne Brady?
Gabriel Iglesias?
Damn
Here's an article that has the full list of people performing at the Riyadh comedy thing... many are not surprising, some genuinely make me sad they are going, and many more i have never heard of.
Also, fuck this event
www.newsweek.com/riyadh-comed...
Also, fuck this event
www.newsweek.com/riyadh-comed...
Full list of comedians performing at Saudi Arabia comedy festival
The ongoing Riyadh Comedy Festival features some of the biggest names in comedy, but has sparked backlash online.
www.newsweek.com
October 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Ah shit
Wayne Brady?
Gabriel Iglesias?
Damn
Wayne Brady?
Gabriel Iglesias?
Damn
New nails for spooky season!
Sparkly!
Sparkly!
October 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
New nails for spooky season!
Sparkly!
Sparkly!
Nothing quite like pancakes after two days of not eating
EL PANCAKO!
EL PANCAKO!
October 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Nothing quite like pancakes after two days of not eating
EL PANCAKO!
EL PANCAKO!
Listen
I appreciate the Dems standing their ground, but when the entire GOP House membership doesn’t even show up (yesterday), I’m not sure how much ooomph it took to stick to their guns honestly
I appreciate the Dems standing their ground, but when the entire GOP House membership doesn’t even show up (yesterday), I’m not sure how much ooomph it took to stick to their guns honestly
October 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Listen
I appreciate the Dems standing their ground, but when the entire GOP House membership doesn’t even show up (yesterday), I’m not sure how much ooomph it took to stick to their guns honestly
I appreciate the Dems standing their ground, but when the entire GOP House membership doesn’t even show up (yesterday), I’m not sure how much ooomph it took to stick to their guns honestly
Oh!
My post colonoscopy meal?
BBQ brisket
Yesssssssss
My post colonoscopy meal?
BBQ brisket
Yesssssssss
October 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Oh!
My post colonoscopy meal?
BBQ brisket
Yesssssssss
My post colonoscopy meal?
BBQ brisket
Yesssssssss
And now, even tho I told her I would take today off, my boss is asking where I am
🙄
🙄
October 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
And now, even tho I told her I would take today off, my boss is asking where I am
🙄
🙄
Since my colonoscopy was literally the last one of the day, I took today off as a treat. 1st day of Spooky Season and a day off!
I’m gonna buy a pumpkin spice cake from Trader Joe’s and maybe read or crochet (even if it will be almost 90 here today, I want to embrace the cozy)
I’m gonna buy a pumpkin spice cake from Trader Joe’s and maybe read or crochet (even if it will be almost 90 here today, I want to embrace the cozy)
October 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Since my colonoscopy was literally the last one of the day, I took today off as a treat. 1st day of Spooky Season and a day off!
I’m gonna buy a pumpkin spice cake from Trader Joe’s and maybe read or crochet (even if it will be almost 90 here today, I want to embrace the cozy)
I’m gonna buy a pumpkin spice cake from Trader Joe’s and maybe read or crochet (even if it will be almost 90 here today, I want to embrace the cozy)
Have you seen this?
One way to keep Google from giving you an AI answer - just add “does Trump have dementia” to the end of your query
Do it for the LOLS
One way to keep Google from giving you an AI answer - just add “does Trump have dementia” to the end of your query
Do it for the LOLS
Google is blocking AI searches for Trump and dementia
Google is blocking AI searches for Trump and dementia
With Biden, AI Mode will provide a summarized answer.
buff.ly
October 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Have you seen this?
One way to keep Google from giving you an AI answer - just add “does Trump have dementia” to the end of your query
Do it for the LOLS
One way to keep Google from giving you an AI answer - just add “does Trump have dementia” to the end of your query
Do it for the LOLS