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William Burnette
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Writer, reader, music lover, sports fan, and closet philosopher. Check out my novels, Jellyfish Blues and Saving Sasquatch https://www.amazon.com/s?i=digital-text&rh=p_27%3AWilliam+Burnette
#booksky

He/Him No AI please
Star Trek TOS - The Ultimate Computer

An early AI experiment, "not entirely successful"
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Have I said how much I dislike the CGI ads on the boards on televised hockey games? #NHL
November 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Good news! I solved the penny shortage…
November 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future.
(Take your pick)
October 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Post a duo:
September 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
It's been a very Mondayish, Monday.
September 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Deciding which late #NFL game to watch. Checking the broadcasters....

Go Chargers or Broncos
September 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
www.youtube.com
September 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Does my heart good seeing Jon Miller on the Fox broadcast. Props to the best announcer I've ever heard. #Orioles #SFGiants
August 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Imho, Jami Gertz is an unsung star of Twister. Her role is done SO well. A great film made better by her performance. The scene in the rain is spectacular.
a man and a woman are sitting in a car and the woman is talking on her phone
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting in a car and the woman is talking on her phone
media.tenor.com
August 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you
Tomorrow I'll miss you
Remember I'll always be true
August 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Watching #Rollerball (the '75 version). I'm again struck by how easily we could fall into a corporate controlled world like in the film.
August 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I disagree my friend. This is from a friend of mine...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO4E...
August 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
QT this post with someone you wish was still alive.

I know he'd be ancient by now, but, oh, the music...
August 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I've thought about this for a while, but never checked:

Is the food at Red Lobster better at the beach?
a close up of a pink and red background with a few white lines
Alt: A close up of an electronic lobster, that zooms out to say Red Lobster
media.tenor.com
August 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Increase a band

Matchbox Twenty-Five
Increase a band

Duran Duran Duran
Increase a band

100,000 Maniacs
August 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Or goes on a string of bank robberies (Gollum and Clyde).
Or pondering his existence (or lack thereof) in a two hobbit performance of Waiting for Gollum.
Personally I hope we find out that what Gollum was doing while wandering about looking for the ring was either solving a series of cozy murders (Precious We Wrotes) or performing in an incompetent hobbit amateur dramatic troupe (The Ring that Goes Wrong)
August 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Just watched the Nats game. Thinking back to the draft, I cannot fathom how drafting a stud pitcher with the 1st overall pick doesn't happen. I know everyone is not Skenes (mileage may vary), but come on. It's almost like you want to move the team to Miami.
August 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Went to the Turtle hospital in the Keys recently. Fascinating tour and very informative. Would recommend. It’s a good place to support.

turtlehospital.org
The Turtle Hospital. Rescue, Rehab, Release. – The Turtle Hospital. Rescue, Rehab, Release.
turtlehospital.org
July 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I am cheering for the kid that is cheering for the #Orioles. He is the only one making noise in the stadium at this point.
July 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Has anyone discovered if this is Zuck trying to get access to more books?
discovered a new kind of guy this morning
July 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This is the kind of internet discussion I'm here for...
This was brought to my attention a while back (sadly can't remember by who)

We know it gets colder the higher up you go ... see snow on mountain peaks

So why did Icarus' wings melt when he flew too close to the Sun?
July 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Piggy was feeling full, much better now.
July 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I had an apple for breakfast. But the dentist was not deterred today.
June 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
So... the big three tech companies, worth almost 7 Trillion, got hacked and now our credentials need to be changed. Has anyone heard of encryption?

Meta $1.749
Google $2.106
Apple $2.931
$6.786 Trillion
June 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM