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It’s confusing when I wear tight pants because my dick is shaped exactly like an iPhone 16 pro.
June 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
It’s confusing when I wear tight pants because my dick is shaped exactly like an iPhone 16 pro.
I feel like we’ve waited far too long for an AI generated image of Norm Macdonald seeing George Wendt in heaven and in unison saying Norm!
May 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I feel like we’ve waited far too long for an AI generated image of Norm Macdonald seeing George Wendt in heaven and in unison saying Norm!
Better fed than a dog working at the dogshit factory.
May 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Better fed than a dog working at the dogshit factory.
A lot of assholes farting sideways these days.
March 10, 2025 at 5:14 AM
A lot of assholes farting sideways these days.
Stop asking the poet to fix the printing press.
February 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Stop asking the poet to fix the printing press.
No, coach from Air Bud, I can’t show you in the rule book where it says dogs can’t play basketball. Also not finding mention of a rule against a player bludgeoning another with sack of wing nuts.
February 17, 2025 at 7:03 AM
No, coach from Air Bud, I can’t show you in the rule book where it says dogs can’t play basketball. Also not finding mention of a rule against a player bludgeoning another with sack of wing nuts.
It takes one to know one, two to tango, and three to reenact the Mexican standoff scene from “The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.”
February 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It takes one to know one, two to tango, and three to reenact the Mexican standoff scene from “The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.”
Punkassbitch Brewster. In case you were eagerly awaiting my inaugural post.
February 10, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Punkassbitch Brewster. In case you were eagerly awaiting my inaugural post.