Dana Whozanne
@whozanne.bsky.social
Forever chasing whimsy. Muppet maniac. Whovian. Cozy sci-fi & fantasy. GNU STP.
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Dana Whozanne
@whozanne.bsky.social
· Jan 28
Booksky, a pitch. Would you be interested in a funny book about southern culture and food (with recipes!) General premise is that we are fat, we know we're fat, but there's a very good (and delicious) reason for it.
A couple of sample ideas in the comments.
A couple of sample ideas in the comments.
Anyone else *still* disappointed from finding out the Childlike Empress' new name/Bastian's Mom's name in The Neverending Story? Of all the mysteries that should have stayed unknown to my ever-curious brain, that's the one I should have left alone. Really? That? It's not even that pretty.
a close up of a girl 's face with the words i 'm not a fucking doll written below her
ALT: a close up of a girl 's face with the words i 'm not a fucking doll written below her
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April 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Anyone else *still* disappointed from finding out the Childlike Empress' new name/Bastian's Mom's name in The Neverending Story? Of all the mysteries that should have stayed unknown to my ever-curious brain, that's the one I should have left alone. Really? That? It's not even that pretty.
10yr girl had some drama this morning that upset her.
16yr AudHD boy: what's up with her?
Me: High school level drama for elementary girls.
16: Good thing that nowadays, there's no drama in high school.
Me: Son, I'm sure there's lots of drama in high school, you just don't care.
16: Good point.
16yr AudHD boy: what's up with her?
Me: High school level drama for elementary girls.
16: Good thing that nowadays, there's no drama in high school.
Me: Son, I'm sure there's lots of drama in high school, you just don't care.
16: Good point.
March 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
10yr girl had some drama this morning that upset her.
16yr AudHD boy: what's up with her?
Me: High school level drama for elementary girls.
16: Good thing that nowadays, there's no drama in high school.
Me: Son, I'm sure there's lots of drama in high school, you just don't care.
16: Good point.
16yr AudHD boy: what's up with her?
Me: High school level drama for elementary girls.
16: Good thing that nowadays, there's no drama in high school.
Me: Son, I'm sure there's lots of drama in high school, you just don't care.
16: Good point.
Anyone into #astrology know what a Balsamic moon means? Other than a) eat a salad or b) have some strawberries? I'm baffled.
(Also, literally downloaded this astrology app in desperation that the universe will send me some hope soon. I know nothing about this stuff.)
(Also, literally downloaded this astrology app in desperation that the universe will send me some hope soon. I know nothing about this stuff.)
March 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Anyone into #astrology know what a Balsamic moon means? Other than a) eat a salad or b) have some strawberries? I'm baffled.
(Also, literally downloaded this astrology app in desperation that the universe will send me some hope soon. I know nothing about this stuff.)
(Also, literally downloaded this astrology app in desperation that the universe will send me some hope soon. I know nothing about this stuff.)
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I love shmelephants
March 24, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I love shmelephants
Need to scream into the void for a second.
1) I got laid off on Jan 27, completely out of the blue.
2) My husband got injured at work on the 12th and hasn't been cleared to go back to work yet OR had an appointment made for the orthopedist or MRI that have now been ordered 2x.🪡
1) I got laid off on Jan 27, completely out of the blue.
2) My husband got injured at work on the 12th and hasn't been cleared to go back to work yet OR had an appointment made for the orthopedist or MRI that have now been ordered 2x.🪡
March 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Need to scream into the void for a second.
1) I got laid off on Jan 27, completely out of the blue.
2) My husband got injured at work on the 12th and hasn't been cleared to go back to work yet OR had an appointment made for the orthopedist or MRI that have now been ordered 2x.🪡
1) I got laid off on Jan 27, completely out of the blue.
2) My husband got injured at work on the 12th and hasn't been cleared to go back to work yet OR had an appointment made for the orthopedist or MRI that have now been ordered 2x.🪡
Just received a random email from Temu. Odd, as I have never and will never buy anything from them. But they also think I speak Spanish, apparently. I am working on it, but I'm definitely not fluent yet.
Side note - is anyone else totally weirded out by some of the Duolingo graphics? Ick!!!
Side note - is anyone else totally weirded out by some of the Duolingo graphics? Ick!!!
March 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Just received a random email from Temu. Odd, as I have never and will never buy anything from them. But they also think I speak Spanish, apparently. I am working on it, but I'm definitely not fluent yet.
Side note - is anyone else totally weirded out by some of the Duolingo graphics? Ick!!!
Side note - is anyone else totally weirded out by some of the Duolingo graphics? Ick!!!
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My phone informs me it's Sleep Awareness Week. The irony of this being the same week as the return of daylight savings time is breathtaking. For the next week, I'll *struggle* to go to bed at a reasonable time and drag myself out of bed at what *feels* like TOO EARLY. I loathe the spring forward.
March 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
My phone informs me it's Sleep Awareness Week. The irony of this being the same week as the return of daylight savings time is breathtaking. For the next week, I'll *struggle* to go to bed at a reasonable time and drag myself out of bed at what *feels* like TOO EARLY. I loathe the spring forward.
Saw a post today asking what do you need from your supervisor/manager? Now I'm stuck on the fact that the last real conversation I had with my former boss (before she told me I was being laid off) was the one where she made me cry and told me I was lying 3 times in an hour.
March 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Saw a post today asking what do you need from your supervisor/manager? Now I'm stuck on the fact that the last real conversation I had with my former boss (before she told me I was being laid off) was the one where she made me cry and told me I was lying 3 times in an hour.
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The accuracy of the political cartoons recently is incredibly painful.
March 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The accuracy of the political cartoons recently is incredibly painful.
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Please read—this is becoming serious!
March 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Please read—this is becoming serious!
Anyone else lose their job in the last 3 weeks due to "budget cuts"?
February 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Anyone else lose their job in the last 3 weeks due to "budget cuts"?
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We're closing in on 1k followers as we push to take back the US House in the special elections just fifty days from now!! We've raised over $90k toward our goal to register 10k new voters to put those races in reach! Can you help us by joining through nationalgroundgame.com and reposting? 🫶🏻🦋
February 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
We're closing in on 1k followers as we push to take back the US House in the special elections just fifty days from now!! We've raised over $90k toward our goal to register 10k new voters to put those races in reach! Can you help us by joining through nationalgroundgame.com and reposting? 🫶🏻🦋
Booksky, a pitch. Would you be interested in a funny book about southern culture and food (with recipes!) General premise is that we are fat, we know we're fat, but there's a very good (and delicious) reason for it.
A couple of sample ideas in the comments.
A couple of sample ideas in the comments.
January 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Booksky, a pitch. Would you be interested in a funny book about southern culture and food (with recipes!) General premise is that we are fat, we know we're fat, but there's a very good (and delicious) reason for it.
A couple of sample ideas in the comments.
A couple of sample ideas in the comments.
It's a tiny ADHD victory, but I finally used my souper cubes to freeze potato soup & chili. I love making soups, but we're terrible about eating leftovers in time.
January 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It's a tiny ADHD victory, but I finally used my souper cubes to freeze potato soup & chili. I love making soups, but we're terrible about eating leftovers in time.
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I wrote this on one of the darkest days of my life. It gave me an anchor to hold onto.
January 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I wrote this on one of the darkest days of my life. It gave me an anchor to hold onto.
1,461 days. I hope we survive that long.
January 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
1,461 days. I hope we survive that long.
Spending the weekend alternating between going through my TikTok and following creators on other platforms and going to FB and deleting or blocking the decade+ of ad info they have on me. Angry about all of it. 🗑🔥 (P.S. how did we make it this far beyond 2020 without a dumpster emoji?!?)
January 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Spending the weekend alternating between going through my TikTok and following creators on other platforms and going to FB and deleting or blocking the decade+ of ad info they have on me. Angry about all of it. 🗑🔥 (P.S. how did we make it this far beyond 2020 without a dumpster emoji?!?)
I'm watching the animated How the Grinch Stole Christmas while I work. The 10 year old hasn't even glanced at it. Her priorities are all off.
December 5, 2024 at 9:13 PM
I'm watching the animated How the Grinch Stole Christmas while I work. The 10 year old hasn't even glanced at it. Her priorities are all off.
Permanent Christmas lights are installed and they are gorgeous! Currently set on party mode because it's so pretty!
December 4, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Permanent Christmas lights are installed and they are gorgeous! Currently set on party mode because it's so pretty!
Having lots of very big feelings over the Muppetvision 3D announcement yesterday. Muppets are my favorite Fandom, but Walt's vision of the parks was always to keep moving forward. I'm conflicted.
Worried Kermit GIF
ALT: Worried Kermit GIF
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November 23, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Having lots of very big feelings over the Muppetvision 3D announcement yesterday. Muppets are my favorite Fandom, but Walt's vision of the parks was always to keep moving forward. I'm conflicted.
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What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.
- Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
- Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
November 21, 2024 at 1:36 PM
What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.
- Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
- Terry Pratchett, Going Postal