chelle
@whorechelle.bsky.social
life’s a roller coaster, but i’m tall enough to ride
for real tho, attending my rapist’s law school graduation was not on my 2025 bingo card
May 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
for real tho, attending my rapist’s law school graduation was not on my 2025 bingo card
you ever go to your sister-in-law’s law school graduation, only to learn the man who raped you is also graduating from law school? no?? just me???
May 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
you ever go to your sister-in-law’s law school graduation, only to learn the man who raped you is also graduating from law school? no?? just me???
my kitten AND my fiancé’s bestie are obsessed with my feet. what does that mean for me financially??
March 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
my kitten AND my fiancé’s bestie are obsessed with my feet. what does that mean for me financially??
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I am so mentally done with my job and corporate America. I can’t do it anymore guys
February 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I am so mentally done with my job and corporate America. I can’t do it anymore guys
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Everybody: Holy shit Kendrick Lamar is brutal
Eagles: 🦅 🦅🦅
Eagles: 🦅 🦅🦅
February 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Everybody: Holy shit Kendrick Lamar is brutal
Eagles: 🦅 🦅🦅
Eagles: 🦅 🦅🦅
i knew he looked familiar
February 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i knew he looked familiar
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Here are some nice mushrooms
February 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
jackoff hands are IN for 2025
January 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
jackoff hands are IN for 2025
it just dawned on me that i’ve only been in the workforce (full time/not a student simultaneously) for 4 years and i’m already over this shit
January 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
it just dawned on me that i’ve only been in the workforce (full time/not a student simultaneously) for 4 years and i’m already over this shit
i regret my career path each and every day
January 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
i regret my career path each and every day
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i just had a massage heal more generational trauma than the last 2 years of therapy
January 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
i just had a massage heal more generational trauma than the last 2 years of therapy
i stopped going to therapy in oct and since then my therapist’s office has charged me $75 ??
December 29, 2024 at 9:58 PM
i stopped going to therapy in oct and since then my therapist’s office has charged me $75 ??
i can see the disappointment in Eddie’s eyes each time i tell him that Mr. Brightside is our generation’s Stairway to Heaven
December 24, 2024 at 9:42 PM
i can see the disappointment in Eddie’s eyes each time i tell him that Mr. Brightside is our generation’s Stairway to Heaven
the worst man you know plays league of legends
December 22, 2024 at 9:58 PM
the worst man you know plays league of legends
and remember kids: your feelings are always valid, your actions are not!
December 12, 2024 at 12:03 AM
and remember kids: your feelings are always valid, your actions are not!
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you can’t tell me you don’t see some similarities
December 2, 2024 at 1:17 AM
you can’t tell me you don’t see some similarities
i love to see Lando Norris have a bad day
December 1, 2024 at 5:41 PM
i love to see Lando Norris have a bad day
s/o to past me for booking 2 massages this week which came as a surprise bc i have a shit memory 😌
November 25, 2024 at 5:56 PM
s/o to past me for booking 2 massages this week which came as a surprise bc i have a shit memory 😌
the new kitten is a real shitter, shittin where she’s not supposed to🫠
November 22, 2024 at 3:27 PM
the new kitten is a real shitter, shittin where she’s not supposed to🫠
we spontaneously got a kitten and i’m praying my cat is maternal and not homicidal 😭
November 21, 2024 at 2:58 AM
we spontaneously got a kitten and i’m praying my cat is maternal and not homicidal 😭
having a cat is so crazy, like what do you mean this adorable baby tried to choke me out in my sleep???
November 19, 2024 at 8:00 PM
having a cat is so crazy, like what do you mean this adorable baby tried to choke me out in my sleep???
i just learned my plug is a libertarian. i’ve been smoking libertarian oui’d 😭
November 18, 2024 at 11:38 PM
i just learned my plug is a libertarian. i’ve been smoking libertarian oui’d 😭