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she/her/queer. an-comm. anticapitalist. antifascist. accomplice. witch. writer. editor. artist. art historian. mama. nana. nomad.
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August 17, 2023 at 3:40 PM
No matter what your age is—
August 4, 2023 at 10:20 PM
This fuckin guy
August 4, 2023 at 10:19 PM
Yeah, wtf?
August 1, 2023 at 7:49 PM
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*taps mic* Has anyone made a joke yet about Elon renaming Twitter to X because we are all about to leave it? Much like his ex's have left him? Because he is a lonely little baby man? Is this anything- [gets dragged off stage]
July 24, 2023 at 1:10 PM
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Good to see riot store is still doing well
July 3, 2023 at 5:21 PM
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SAG-AFTRA strike is on. Sandman has stopped shooting completely, along with everything else that was squeaking by without writers. I hope that the AMPTP sees reason and gets back to the table with the actors and the writers. I have no reason at this point to think they will see reason.
July 13, 2023 at 8:54 PM
Yes, this:
therapy under capitalism won’t fix people who act like petty tyrants over their partners bc therapy under capitalism exists to manage mental health issues that prevent a worker from performing their labor duties, not dismantling systems of power petty tyrants are emboldened by.
July 11, 2023 at 2:21 PM
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its extremely funny that one of Elon Musk’s tech VC buddies joined Threads, immediately got ratioed, deleted his posts and has yet to come back
July 11, 2023 at 2:07 PM
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This makes me so happy I could do a little twirl
Be ungovernable, like birds who build their nests OUT OF ANTI-BIRD SPIKES. New study (📷s by author Auke-Florian Hiemstra) describes Antwerp magpies' "fuck you" to evil architecture: a nest of 1,500 stolen metal spikes 🧪 https://www.hetnatuurhistorisch.nl/organisatie/publicaties/deinsea/deinsea-21/
July 11, 2023 at 2:10 PM
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if oligarchs are mad, you're doing it right
July 7, 2023 at 3:14 PM
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If I ran a pharma company I would simply save lives and be loved by all
July 7, 2023 at 2:44 PM
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well done everyone, the trick to keeping the CHUDs off of this platform for now seems to be “blocking them into oblivion so they get bored, but are also uncomfortably aware they’re incredibly unwanted”
July 4, 2023 at 7:30 PM
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It’s genuinely funny how, entirely because of Elon’s unforced error, BlueSky went from being study hall to happy hour.
July 1, 2023 at 11:32 PM
Hey, bsky community. I write about art and want to write a piece about the work of an up-and-coming trans woman artist. They must have a bit of a web presence but nothing extensive as this is about getting them recognition. If you’re an artist or have a favorite, please reply here and r/s. Thanks!
July 4, 2023 at 8:43 PM
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of course cops hate it when you grow your own weed, they want to be the only ones planting drugs
May 18, 2023 at 11:20 PM
I’m desperate enough for sleep that I took some melatonin (in a gummy with CBD/THC) and remembered why I don’t take melatonin: it gives me vivid, terrible nightmares. Now I’m too freaked out to go back to sleep. Has anyone else had this experience with melatonin?
July 2, 2023 at 8:18 AM
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I’m grading this place on the curve of “everything i say isn’t instantly blanketed in replies from the world’s most evil ghouls”
July 2, 2023 at 2:21 AM
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With every breadth don’t forget that you have the chance to choose violence. To incite armed revolution. To get a tummy rub. Each moment new
July 2, 2023 at 1:49 AM
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I like that the three working theories for why Twitter broke are:

1.) Twitter is DDoSing itself because Elon is an idiot.

2.) Twitter is losing servers after the company ignored bills because Elon is an idiot.

3.) Twitter hopes to force people to pay because Elon is an idiot.
July 1, 2023 at 7:05 PM
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Very funny that Twitter refused to pay for its Google Cloud contract which lapsed yesterday but that’s only one of like four equally plausible theories for why Twitter is down
July 1, 2023 at 7:54 PM