Wheatley
@wheatleypuppy.bsky.social
They/Them, Asexual, Gay. Growlithe.
Tabletop, card, board, and video gaming! Currently developing a Pokémon Emerald romhack. Ask me about Pokémon Aquamarine!
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Tabletop, card, board, and video gaming! Currently developing a Pokémon Emerald romhack. Ask me about Pokémon Aquamarine!
🌱♠️🏳️🌈🌹
Icon by TonyDunkel.
Posts might be 18+; minors please DNI.
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Instead of saying I'm dressed androgynously, I'm going to start saying, "my look is high them."
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Instead of saying I'm dressed androgynously, I'm going to start saying, "my look is high them."
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Previously on Jerry's Patreon: Summer edition!
Featuring Digimon and specifically Blaidd and Maliketh-
Featuring Digimon and specifically Blaidd and Maliketh-
October 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Previously on Jerry's Patreon: Summer edition!
Featuring Digimon and specifically Blaidd and Maliketh-
Featuring Digimon and specifically Blaidd and Maliketh-
Waiting for a man to flip me onto my back, start rubbing my belly, and then say, "who's a good boyfriend?"
September 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Waiting for a man to flip me onto my back, start rubbing my belly, and then say, "who's a good boyfriend?"
Looking at myself in the mirror and going, "damn this thorn in my side is one handsome devil."
September 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Looking at myself in the mirror and going, "damn this thorn in my side is one handsome devil."
Paint me like one of your tumblr sexymen.
August 31, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Paint me like one of your tumblr sexymen.
The existential dread I feel when I think of Toby Fox voice acting in the Homestuck animated series made by Vivziepop/Spindlehorse.
August 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The existential dread I feel when I think of Toby Fox voice acting in the Homestuck animated series made by Vivziepop/Spindlehorse.
D&D gameplay cycle:
Players fuck around -> Players find out -> Players fuck around in an even more absurd way -> Players find out in an even more absurd way
Players fuck around -> Players find out -> Players fuck around in an even more absurd way -> Players find out in an even more absurd way
July 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
D&D gameplay cycle:
Players fuck around -> Players find out -> Players fuck around in an even more absurd way -> Players find out in an even more absurd way
Players fuck around -> Players find out -> Players fuck around in an even more absurd way -> Players find out in an even more absurd way
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the spell of dogdog #terriblecomicsday
June 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
the spell of dogdog #terriblecomicsday
When the homies kiss you but they say no homo so it means that it's platonic and you still don't have a boyfriend. 😔
June 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
When the homies kiss you but they say no homo so it means that it's platonic and you still don't have a boyfriend. 😔
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I played yiff for 21 Scrabble points.
June 8, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I played yiff for 21 Scrabble points.
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3 days late but happy pride month
June 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
3 days late but happy pride month
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bsky has made my LawyerDog name stupid in a new unique way. they keep putting me in lawyer starter packs without checking to see if I actually post about law and not, for example, furry boys without pants
June 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
bsky has made my LawyerDog name stupid in a new unique way. they keep putting me in lawyer starter packs without checking to see if I actually post about law and not, for example, furry boys without pants
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June 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It's pride month. You know what that means.
June 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It's pride month. You know what that means.
Me_irl
June 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Me_irl
The Pokémon that runs this account.
May 28, 2025 at 8:06 AM
The Pokémon that runs this account.
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something something starfox (I've never played it before)
May 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
something something starfox (I've never played it before)
Sometimes I forget I'm a world record speedrunner. Lol.
May 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Sometimes I forget I'm a world record speedrunner. Lol.
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May 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Ever wonder how his toe beans got so orange? It’s from all the carrot juice… 🥕
#campchimera has been poppin’ off lately with the freakin creativity!!! 😱 and shout-out to @zray.bsky.social for being an absolute unit of sunshine ☀️ these rainy days
#campchimera has been poppin’ off lately with the freakin creativity!!! 😱 and shout-out to @zray.bsky.social for being an absolute unit of sunshine ☀️ these rainy days
May 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Ever wonder how his toe beans got so orange? It’s from all the carrot juice… 🥕
#campchimera has been poppin’ off lately with the freakin creativity!!! 😱 and shout-out to @zray.bsky.social for being an absolute unit of sunshine ☀️ these rainy days
#campchimera has been poppin’ off lately with the freakin creativity!!! 😱 and shout-out to @zray.bsky.social for being an absolute unit of sunshine ☀️ these rainy days
Ah! Just got my bachelor's in philosophy! After about eight years of struggling with life, I've finally gotten my degree! I'm so happy!
May 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Ah! Just got my bachelor's in philosophy! After about eight years of struggling with life, I've finally gotten my degree! I'm so happy!
A well I think I got of finals week with my grades somehow in tact. Had to rake a lot of exams for one course in the span of two weeks basically. Also had to get a lot of lengthy papers in. Phew... Don't know how I did it.
May 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
A well I think I got of finals week with my grades somehow in tact. Had to rake a lot of exams for one course in the span of two weeks basically. Also had to get a lot of lengthy papers in. Phew... Don't know how I did it.