What If It’s All About ME!?
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The patterns sure are patterning
Bumping this back to the top
October 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Bumping this back to the top
She tried being superstitious, she tried wishing on stars but had to take luck into her own hands. Turns out all she needed was the right man to unlock the doors she wanted opened.
This love is pure profit
This happiness is manmade
Let us not forget who The Man is
This love is pure profit
This happiness is manmade
Let us not forget who The Man is
October 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
She tried being superstitious, she tried wishing on stars but had to take luck into her own hands. Turns out all she needed was the right man to unlock the doors she wanted opened.
This love is pure profit
This happiness is manmade
Let us not forget who The Man is
This love is pure profit
This happiness is manmade
Let us not forget who The Man is
She called her ring a hardware upgrade.
October 6, 2025 at 6:52 AM
She called her ring a hardware upgrade.
Dreaming of “I'd meet you where the spirit meets the bones in a faith forgotten land”
October 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Dreaming of “I'd meet you where the spirit meets the bones in a faith forgotten land”
If Ophelia’s fate was to never make a decision for herself and to be controlled by men, it’s possible a really good PR manager could save a showgirl from that fate
October 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
If Ophelia’s fate was to never make a decision for herself and to be controlled by men, it’s possible a really good PR manager could save a showgirl from that fate
Tell the rich folks anything they wanna hear. She’s saying - it’s whatever you want it to be, I’m a mirrorball
October 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Tell the rich folks anything they wanna hear. She’s saying - it’s whatever you want it to be, I’m a mirrorball
What if the Pinocchio was there all along to tell us that Wood is a lie?
October 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
What if the Pinocchio was there all along to tell us that Wood is a lie?
“He (ah!) matized me” is crazy
October 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
“He (ah!) matized me” is crazy
So Popular
October 3, 2025 at 5:43 AM
So Popular
Your finger on my hairpin trigger ➡️ you pulled the wrong trigger 🙂↕️
October 3, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Your finger on my hairpin trigger ➡️ you pulled the wrong trigger 🙂↕️
KITTY?!?!🐱
October 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
KITTY?!?!🐱
Okay Wood!
October 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Okay Wood!
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She told us she’s tortured and they said ‘omg she’s finally so happy’
September 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
She told us she’s tortured and they said ‘omg she’s finally so happy’
Considering she can plan things three years in advance, this connection feels significant and timely.
August 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Considering she can plan things three years in advance, this connection feels significant and timely.
Elizabeth Taylor’s first engagement was to Glenn Davis, a football player who was a huge sports celebrity of the era.
August 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Elizabeth Taylor’s first engagement was to Glenn Davis, a football player who was a huge sports celebrity of the era.
Damned if I do give a damn what people say
August 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Damned if I do give a damn what people say
I’ll never Easter egg about my personal life…
August 27, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I’ll never Easter egg about my personal life…
It writes itself
August 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
It writes itself
Burton to this Taylor you can be my jailer.
The dress is giving prison jumpsuit.
The dress is giving prison jumpsuit.
August 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Burton to this Taylor you can be my jailer.
The dress is giving prison jumpsuit.
The dress is giving prison jumpsuit.
Wait…I was just looking for a nose emoji for a nosebooplor reference and realized 🤥
Nosebooplor 🤝 Pinocchio 🤝 Wood ?
Nosebooplor 🤝 Pinocchio 🤝 Wood ?
August 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Wait…I was just looking for a nose emoji for a nosebooplor reference and realized 🤥
Nosebooplor 🤝 Pinocchio 🤝 Wood ?
Nosebooplor 🤝 Pinocchio 🤝 Wood ?
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If we’re wrong, she’s at worst annoyed.
If we’re right, she’s been screaming into a void her whole career begging to be seen, a struggle that’s left her alienated & alone & suicidal & feeling like the only way out is to convince her fans she’s allowed to come out…
I know what side I’m comfy on.
If we’re right, she’s been screaming into a void her whole career begging to be seen, a struggle that’s left her alienated & alone & suicidal & feeling like the only way out is to convince her fans she’s allowed to come out…
I know what side I’m comfy on.
a woman with blonde hair and red lipstick is wearing a tan striped jacket
ALT: a woman with blonde hair and red lipstick is wearing a tan striped jacket
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August 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
If we’re wrong, she’s at worst annoyed.
If we’re right, she’s been screaming into a void her whole career begging to be seen, a struggle that’s left her alienated & alone & suicidal & feeling like the only way out is to convince her fans she’s allowed to come out…
I know what side I’m comfy on.
If we’re right, she’s been screaming into a void her whole career begging to be seen, a struggle that’s left her alienated & alone & suicidal & feeling like the only way out is to convince her fans she’s allowed to come out…
I know what side I’m comfy on.
Let’s talk about jewel beetles. Whether the blonde woman meant this type of bug or was intending all of this, there’s some very interesting stuff here.
They are very shiny bugs who show up in many different colors, including wintergreen, and often have glossy black (onyx) contrasting bits.
They are very shiny bugs who show up in many different colors, including wintergreen, and often have glossy black (onyx) contrasting bits.
August 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Let’s talk about jewel beetles. Whether the blonde woman meant this type of bug or was intending all of this, there’s some very interesting stuff here.
They are very shiny bugs who show up in many different colors, including wintergreen, and often have glossy black (onyx) contrasting bits.
They are very shiny bugs who show up in many different colors, including wintergreen, and often have glossy black (onyx) contrasting bits.
Right, and the glitter was Midnight Blue.
August 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Right, and the glitter was Midnight Blue.
This woman.
Almost 3 years….
August 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This woman.