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makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social
Jesus REICH Sam got cooked 😂
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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lyratalise.bsky.social
Ch 11 of Working with the Wrong Tags, in which Ed's birthday is interrupted by an unexpected guest. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic

archiveofourown.org/works/698687...
Title card for Working with the Wrong Tags, designed by latinkraken. Image photoshopped to look like Facebook post for Our Flag Means Death characters Ed and Stede. Black and white image of hands nearly touching. Ed's hand has a spider and stars tattoos, and he is wearing a black watch. Stede is wearing a square turquoise ring. The image is "tagged" - "Ed Teach Straight" "Stede B. Engaged" and between their hands "Best Friends." At the bottom in blue text by LyraTalise 64K words|E Rated.
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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iwriteok.bsky.social
if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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jeniye.bsky.social
Here it is folks! The final chapter of the coffee boys. It's hard to say goodbye, but it's time. As a special added treat this chapter has some absolutely gorgeous artwork by the insanely talented @citrussyndicate.bsky.social .
#OFMDfic #OFMDfluff #GentleBeard

archiveofourown.org/works/535319...
Title card for 'You Had Me At Coffee' by NifaFifa. Chapter 55: Life is Short, Stay Awake for It. Summary: The big day finally arrives! AO3 stats and tags for 'You Had Me At Coffee.'
November 6, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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latinkraken.bsky.social
My first gentlebeard video edit because I love these two so much, and I'm still obsessed with the fact that they found each other, against all odds 💜

Up in all my platforms!

#OFMD #OFMDedit
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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lyratalise.bsky.social
Evening bump for this one! Thank you to everyone who's already read or commented on it. 💜
lyratalise.bsky.social LyraTalise @lyratalise.bsky.social · 9d
Ch 10 of Working with the Wrong Tags, in which Stede celebrates his wedding night in a non-traditional manner, and Ed is great, actually. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic

archiveofourown.org/works/698687...
Title card for Working with the Wrong Tags, designed by latinkraken. Image photoshopped to look like Facebook post for Our Flag Means Death characters Ed and Stede. Black and white image of hands nearly touching. Ed's hand has a spider and stars tattoos, and he is wearing a black watch. Stede is wearing a square turquoise ring. The image is "tagged" - "Ed Teach Straight" "Stede B. Engaged" and between their hands "Best Friends." At the bottom in blue text by LyraTalise 64K words|E Rated.
November 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
Feel bad, probably going to write some angst later
November 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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chaoticreader.bsky.social
Morning bump for my newest unhinged fic (this is my 69th 😏 fic ... nice!)
chaoticreader.bsky.social chaoticreader.bsky.social @chaoticreader.bsky.social · 13d
IT HAS ARRIVED! Please enjoy my newest OFMD fic: Steady Hand
archiveofourown.org/works/73430076
#OFMD #OFMDFanFic
November 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
Did you know that today are Ed and Stede’s fuckiversary from my series with @chaoticreader.bsky.social Sugar We’re Going Down? Have fun as they go to a Halloween Masquerade. (Rated E)

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New Session | Archive of Our Own
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October 31, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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kalansphantomff.bsky.social
It's heeeeeere. 🪶🪶🪶 archiveofourown.org/works/732974...

(Now with a clickable link, whoops!)
October 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
Y’all are not ready for this.
kalansphantomff.bsky.social KalansPhantom 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 16d
🪶🪶🪶🪶 Maybe the first chapter tonight goes up? Think feathery thoughts.
October 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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kalansphantomff.bsky.social
🪶🪶🪶🪶 Maybe the first chapter tonight goes up? Think feathery thoughts.
October 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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lyratalise.bsky.social
Ch 9 of Working with the Wrong Tags, in which Stede goes to his wedding, and Ed is not fine at all. With art @inkirtis.bsky.social. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic

archiveofourown.org/works/698687...
Title card for Working with the Wrong Tags, designed by latinkraken. Image photoshopped to look like Facebook post for Our Flag Means Death characters Ed and Stede. Black and white image of hands nearly touching. Ed's hand has a spider and stars tattoos, and he is wearing a black watch. Stede is wearing a square turquoise ring. The image is "tagged" - "Ed Teach Straight" "Stede B. Engaged" and between their hands "Best Friends." At the bottom in blue text by LyraTalise 64K words|E Rated.
October 28, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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chaoticreader.bsky.social
Another chapter of The Devil In Me by @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social and me is now up!
archiveofourown.org/works/729553...
#OFMD #OFMDFanFic
October 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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lyratalise.bsky.social
New fic! Summer Camp: Sweat, a birthday present for @bookknobs.bsky.social. It's hot, very, very hot, and Stede is so sweaty. If only Ed could help him cooldown. With his tongue.

#OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic

archiveofourown.org/works/73043946
Title card for Summer Camp: Sweat, designed by latinkraken. Title in white rounded text with a red drop shadow. Background image of freckled pink skin with sweat on it. At the center bottom in white text: by LyraTalise gentlebeard| 2K | Rated E.
October 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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chaoticreader.bsky.social
Me and @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social have a new chapter of For Your Love up!
Ed spend the weekend at Stede's.
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#OFMD #OFMDFanFic
October 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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scarrletmoon.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/73053696

E | 3.3k | Ed/Stede

whomst among us has not met a guy during a bar fight, accidentally gotten a huge crush on him and then asked what kind of porn he's into
Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Mutual Pining, Reading Porn Together (As Friends) Bedtime Stories by scarrletmoon Summary: They've known each other for a while, so it's about time Ed ask Stede about his porn preferences. You know, as a friend.
October 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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chaoticreader.bsky.social
We're back on our bullshit (again)...please enjoy this special Halloween treat from me and @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
The Devil In Me - It's Stede's weekend with the kids...what could go wrong?
archiveofourown.org/works/729553...

#OFMD #OFMDFanFic
October 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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lyratalise.bsky.social
Ch 8 of Working with the Wrong Tags, in which Stede gets a makeover, and Ed is fine, really, stop asking! #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic

archiveofourown.org/works/698687...
Title card for Working with the Wrong Tags, designed by latinkraken. Image photoshopped to look like Facebook post for Our Flag Means Death characters Ed and Stede. Black and white image of hands nearly touching. Ed's hand has a spider and stars tattoos, and he is wearing a black watch. Stede is wearing a square turquoise ring. The image is "tagged" - "Ed Teach Straight" "Stede B. Engaged" and between their hands "Best Friends." At the bottom in blue text by LyraTalise 64K words|E Rated.
October 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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chaoticreader.bsky.social
My days are fucked up and I missed #WIPWednesday so I offer whatever *this* is...
Special thanks to @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social and our GC to helping and tolerating my....'me-ness' while I work on it.
#OFMD #OFMDFanFic
October 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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ofmdzb.bsky.social
Part 2 of Episode 4 of Your Time Starts Now is here! Many thanks to @latinkraken.bsky.social for help with Jim's Spanish!

Stede does some photocopying, Izzy has a near-death experience & Ed is still completely fine. No. Really. He's fine.

archiveofourown.org/works/706141...

#OFMD #OFMDFic
ofmdzb.bsky.social Zuckerbaby_1 Secret Owner of 'alf a Pyramid #LongLiveOFMD @ofmdzb.bsky.social · Oct 13
And we are back! Chapter 1 of Episode 4 of Your Time Starts Now is live, including another fab piece from @515253545.bsky.social!

Stede wears an outfit that turns heads, Izzy provides a spelling lesson & Ed gets a new book.

archiveofourown.org/works/706141...

#OFMD #OFMDFic
October 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
Got a bug in my brain—new little #WIPWednesday with a Stede spiral #ofmd #gentlebeard
He sighed and let his head thunk back against the wall. Edward. Beautiful, brilliant, creative, thoughtful, perfect Edward whose ad for a room to rent he had answered nearly six months ago was out tonight meeting someone and likely falling in love and then one day he’ll tell Stede that he wants the new guy to move in so could Stede please find a new place to live, but of course they’ll still be best friends, but then he’ll start moving their plans and making excuses as to why they can’t meet up, and then he’ll tell Stede that he’s great but that he wants to make sure he’s focusing on his relationship, and then one day Stede will be alone in his shoebox apartment with a cat who doesn’t really like him that he adopted to ease the loneliness and he’ll open the mail to see a wedding invitation for Edward and fucking Daniel or some shit and he won’t have even known it was coming and he’ll be sitting in the audience watching as Ed says his vows and rides off into the sunset with his true love.
October 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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blooming-aloe.bsky.social
Re-reading Flight of Faith because I'm missing @bonnypitty.bsky.social's ballet boys tonight.
Nom nom nom, such delicious angst! #OFMD
archiveofourown.org/works/515959...
Flight of Faith - Chapter 1 - BonnetPetit, Smolbus - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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October 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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pastor-of-muppets.bsky.social
What happens when Ed and Jim (and a lot of tequila) get into a debate about who's ass is the nicest? You need an impartial judge...so why did Jim have to pick the hottest man Ed has ever seen to judge the best bum? And why does the lunatic have to take it so *seriously*???
Peaches of Teaches - Pastor_of_Muppets - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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October 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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chaoticreader.bsky.social
Wrote a thing at work...stede adopts a cat that thanks him by bonding with Ed. Enjoy Hissy Fit!
archiveofourown.org/works/72481911
#OFMD #OFMDFanFic
October 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM