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they/them
i'm my biggest fan
i love to play my bongos in the morning
https://umberdust.bandcamp.com
https://soundcloud.com/umberdust
https://ninaprotocol.com/profiles/umberdust
i'm my biggest fan
i love to play my bongos in the morning
https://umberdust.bandcamp.com
https://soundcloud.com/umberdust
https://ninaprotocol.com/profiles/umberdust
if you get a window seat on a train and spend the entire journey looking at your phone, you are a poison
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
if you get a window seat on a train and spend the entire journey looking at your phone, you are a poison
why are they called drag queens and not hersonas
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
why are they called drag queens and not hersonas
the three wise men guiding my life ...... agriculture, prostitute and crippling alcoholism .....
November 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
the three wise men guiding my life ...... agriculture, prostitute and crippling alcoholism .....
i always want to connect with people but my brain is so actively against that for me and the endless back&forth between myself and my brain never gets resolved so i just end up seeing the people i'd love to be with living full lives and i feel like i'm just sat in the middle of my brain like this
October 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
i always want to connect with people but my brain is so actively against that for me and the endless back&forth between myself and my brain never gets resolved so i just end up seeing the people i'd love to be with living full lives and i feel like i'm just sat in the middle of my brain like this
when margaret thatcher died (#LOL) her putrid fetid essence possessed a toby jug into gaining sentience and that's how keir starmer came to be
September 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
when margaret thatcher died (#LOL) her putrid fetid essence possessed a toby jug into gaining sentience and that's how keir starmer came to be
yeah i'm fine i just wish it was all different like my hair and my face and my body and my brain and my life and my family and my friends and my past and my future and my name and my thoughts and my feelings and everything that makes me i wish was completely different but other than that i'm fine
September 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
yeah i'm fine i just wish it was all different like my hair and my face and my body and my brain and my life and my family and my friends and my past and my future and my name and my thoughts and my feelings and everything that makes me i wish was completely different but other than that i'm fine
i feel like autumn has arrived TODAY i am feeling the me in my heart crunching leaves underfoot as they yearn for me to listen to snail mail and haley heynderickx and adrianne lenker and dry cleaning and modern baseball and the war on drugs and kitty craft and the beta band and hayden pedigo
September 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
i feel like autumn has arrived TODAY i am feeling the me in my heart crunching leaves underfoot as they yearn for me to listen to snail mail and haley heynderickx and adrianne lenker and dry cleaning and modern baseball and the war on drugs and kitty craft and the beta band and hayden pedigo
charlie kirk, 2 hours ago, not realising the genie lamp is still in his hand:
September 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
charlie kirk, 2 hours ago, not realising the genie lamp is still in his hand:
you 🫵 listen 👂🎶🎧 to these songs 👇🎶🎧 now 🫵👍💿 good songs 👍🎶🎧 now 🫵👍💿 listen 👂🎶🎧 now 🫵👍💿 you 🫵
September 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
you 🫵 listen 👂🎶🎧 to these songs 👇🎶🎧 now 🫵👍💿 good songs 👍🎶🎧 now 🫵👍💿 listen 👂🎶🎧 now 🫵👍💿 you 🫵
*the three little piggies doing house tours*
piggie 2: dont drop that candle bruh my house is made of straw
Ebeneezer scrooge: it's pronounced candelabra
piggie 2: dont drop that candle bruh my house is made of straw
Ebeneezer scrooge: it's pronounced candelabra
September 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
*the three little piggies doing house tours*
piggie 2: dont drop that candle bruh my house is made of straw
Ebeneezer scrooge: it's pronounced candelabra
piggie 2: dont drop that candle bruh my house is made of straw
Ebeneezer scrooge: it's pronounced candelabra
cows should be called moose because that's what they do
September 4, 2025 at 10:42 AM
cows should be called moose because that's what they do
i bought some incense that was named "nirvana" and it smells EXACTLY like how my friends houses smelled like when i was a child
September 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
i bought some incense that was named "nirvana" and it smells EXACTLY like how my friends houses smelled like when i was a child
GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD i wanna be a drag queen so BAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
August 31, 2025 at 1:51 AM
GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD i wanna be a drag queen so BAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
alex winter more like phallic splinter....... YEEEEOOOOWWWWCH!!!!! there's wood in my cock!
August 29, 2025 at 11:55 AM
alex winter more like phallic splinter....... YEEEEOOOOWWWWCH!!!!! there's wood in my cock!
omggggggg i really want some AMBROSIA DEVON CUSTARD!
August 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
omggggggg i really want some AMBROSIA DEVON CUSTARD!
seeing this article and being reminded of july this year when indigo de souza directly sent her fans to harass a pitchfork writer for giving a 6.6, slightly-less-than-very-positive review of her dookie ass new album and then made an instagram post praising specifically only the positive reviews
August 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
seeing this article and being reminded of july this year when indigo de souza directly sent her fans to harass a pitchfork writer for giving a 6.6, slightly-less-than-very-positive review of her dookie ass new album and then made an instagram post praising specifically only the positive reviews
when i get too high i start to love my favourite drag queens on levels never thought b4... ill be scrolling thru delta works instagram living in a way not thought possible, watching kori king's wet dream lip sync on repeat and gagging more each time, giggling to trixie and katya and bob like nobody
August 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
when i get too high i start to love my favourite drag queens on levels never thought b4... ill be scrolling thru delta works instagram living in a way not thought possible, watching kori king's wet dream lip sync on repeat and gagging more each time, giggling to trixie and katya and bob like nobody
take a picture by filter... wow what a song... builds like a progressive house song but it has a chorus that sounds like an mbv pop song and has massive bridge with screamed vocals... also the music video is sooo good. also its like 6minute long but i always listen to it twice and frequently THRICE!
August 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
take a picture by filter... wow what a song... builds like a progressive house song but it has a chorus that sounds like an mbv pop song and has massive bridge with screamed vocals... also the music video is sooo good. also its like 6minute long but i always listen to it twice and frequently THRICE!
bar italia still one of the best bands ever missus morality and worlds greatest emoter and banks and polly armour and changer and maddington and my little tony and nurse! are all the best songs ever
August 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
bar italia still one of the best bands ever missus morality and worlds greatest emoter and banks and polly armour and changer and maddington and my little tony and nurse! are all the best songs ever
i met trevor horn the other day... trevor horny more like! dude was BRICKED up!
August 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
i met trevor horn the other day... trevor horny more like! dude was BRICKED up!
drake after losing his trousers be like i need a one pants
August 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
drake after losing his trousers be like i need a one pants
i feel like shrimp could do anything. i really believe in those guys.
August 11, 2025 at 9:23 AM
i feel like shrimp could do anything. i really believe in those guys.
