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Constantly wondering why breakfast burritos outside of New Mexico are so bad. Long-suffering fan of The Cleveland Browns. Medium-suffering fan of Minnesota United. Short-suffering fan of Willem II.

Anyone in the Netherlands want to offer me a job?
After I read the second sentence of this article I knew I shouldn’t continue reading. But I kept reading anyway and it just got dumber with each paragraph.

I about lost it when he brought up the Russian league switching calendars as if they are an example of what MLS should strive to be.
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I wish I still had my @mnufc.com season tickets, just so I could call my ticket rep and cancel them.
BREAKING: MLS owners have voted and passed a schedule change. The league will run from the late summer months through May.

This is due to start in summer of 2027. MLS will take winter break in Jan/Feb

More from @paultenorio.bsky.social on the ground at BOG meeting: www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
MLS owners vote to flip schedule to European calendar, change format starting in 2027
MLS will soon align with leagues that play from the fall to the spring after a transformational decision made by its owners
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Once again politics raises its ugly head and I am left off the squad simply because I am old, fat, and can’t play.
Set up for September, presented by Allstate!

22 of the 23 roster spots are confirmed, with an additional player to be added at a later date.
August 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I mean, there’s a whole lot of leagues in Europe…
"The MLS, in my assessment, is maybe more competitive than some leagues in Europe." - Mauricio Pochettino
August 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“Nothing about this says … I will lead you to victory.”

And yet…
August 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Reposted by WDNx
Irak heeft aangekondigd de Verenigde Staten te gaan binnenvallen om er een democratie van te maken
August 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Reposted by WDNx
“Mannen, voor vrouwen zijn wij Orks.” #femicide
August 22, 2025 at 11:12 AM
@jonmarthaler.com needs to contact his media counterparts in KC and St. Louis and let them know there’s a new Cup to be won in MLS.
From the MLS community on Reddit: [MEME] The most coveted cup in MLS; The Judy Garland!
Explore this post and more from the MLS community
www.reddit.com
August 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I love that Epicurious puts the recipes for common/public domain things behind their paywall just like they do their standard recipes.

“No! We won’t tell you how to make a Paloma even if you can find an equivalent recipe on 4000 other sites!”
August 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
To be fair, if someone suggested it to me today I would still think they were insane.
Lost in the burrito taxi discourse is that before like 10-15 years ago you were only expected to order in pizza, Chinese or Indian food. If you suggested that someone should deliver McDonalds to your house they would've thought you were insane.
July 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I firmly believe that in these “put an Ultra on it” commercials the bet is that the loser has to drink an Ultra while the winner gets to have a good beer.
July 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Are there any chefs out there that can confirm for me whether it is physically impossible to make a beet salad without adding goat cheese? If you try to do that, will some sort of demon materialize in your kitchen and engulf the earth with unholy flame?

Because it sure seems like it.
July 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
He’s going to be inside the PK Loon suit.
Tidbit: Assistant coach Dennis Lawrence will be in charge of #MNUFC for international friendly against German club Holstein Kiel on Monday, while #Loons head coach Eric Ramsay will be observing from elsewhere inside Allianz Field.
July 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Tendons are stupid things, amirite?
June 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Awesome news. I can't wait until Hera starts signing Minnesota Aurora players.
KNVB geeft groen licht, HERA United dolblij: "Fantastische dag"
Lees nu | Tijdens de algemene vergadering betaald voetbal (avbv) is er ingestemd met de reglementsvoorstellen van de werkgroep voor een reglementaire…
www.vrouwenvoetbalnieuws.nl
June 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
C'mon, Bluesky! I'm notable.

Just ask my mom, she'll vouch for me.
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May 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Angie Craig could markedly improve her chances of winning her senate primary if she two-footed Dan Crenshaw.
The annual Congressional Soccer Match, organized by the U.S. Soccer Foundation, set for next Wednesday May 7 at DC’s Audi Field. Open to public, $10.

www.gofevo.com/event/2025co...

Participants include …
April 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Mason Graham, eh?

Again, I’ll get back to you in about four years.
April 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Browns trading out of the second slot.

I’ll let you know in four years or so if this was a good move.
April 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
A great old appearance of Pere Ubu on David Letterman back in 1991. Good to see Paul and Sid joining in and adding to the sound.
Pere Ubu Oh Catherine Live
YouTube video by CheeseFoodProduct
www.youtube.com
April 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Sad news. Another Cleveland legend has passed.
David Thomas, Founder of Boundary-Pushing Rock Band Pere Ubu, Dies at 71
Pere Ubu founder David Thomas has died at age 71, the band announced on social media.
variety.com
April 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Paulien Cornelisse should be an excellent choice.

After reading the bit on “Oké” in her book ‘Taal is zeg maar echt mijn ding’ my girlfriend (another good section in that book) and I spent an evening out at dinner where about half of our conversation was just “OK” said with different intonations.
Paulien Cornelisse volgt Maarten van Rossem op bij De slimste mens
Ze schuift als jurylid aan naast de nieuwe presentator Herman van der Zandt.
nos.nl
April 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I found an old browser tab still open to Clearsky & decided to take a look at my blocking list. I was surprised to find out that nine people blocked me almost exactly six months ago. I took a look and the most controversial post I made that day was this one. I guess some people _really_ hate Garber.
April 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Swell, another damn afternoon game. Those are the worst.

This'll make it five out of the first 10 games this year being played in the middle of the day.
#MNUFC announced that its game against Vancouver, which was scheduled for Saturday evening on April 26, is getting moved to Sunday, April 27 in the afternoon.

VAN plays Miami in the Champions Cup in midweek both before and after that game, so wondering who the Whitecaps will even send to MN...
April 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM