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Warren Hicks
@warrenhicks.bsky.social
artist / writer: I’m an acquired taste. Some people think it’s worth the effort. Others spit me out like a mustard and onion milkshake. Personally, I’m torn.
Unless Amelia Earhart was the pilot on Epstein’s plane, I don’t give a rat’s ass what happened to her! (No offense.) Release the Epstein files!
September 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It’s pronounced Epstein. NOT Earhart!
September 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
RFK, Jr. has officially revised the cause of JFK’s death by multiple magic bullets to suicide. Citing no new evidence. Just a gut feeling.
September 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Reposted by Warren Hicks
Page One in Des Moines.

@jemsinger.bsky.social
May 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I bought 2 new guns today!

I’ve had enough! My 20 yr old glue gun was clogged beyond repair. And my trusty staple gun was missing key components after a “friend” borrowed it.
April 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It’s a total catastrophuk! They’re burning it down to sell to the highest bidder. Nero played the fiddle and this talking shit-stain is busy cheating at golf! And his only “hole-in-one” is the gaping hole in the Constitution he’s creating!
April 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
WTAF - President Musk/Trump turned the White House into a Tesla showroom! If that doesn’t make you want to take a radiation decontamination shower you aren’t paying attention. Or you just don’t give a sh!t about our country. Or you only watch FOX News. Again, WTAF
April 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The PRC presents the 2025 WH Easter eggroll
March 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I bet the band Tesla is having regrets
March 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
“Silent night… holy infant so tender and mild” sounds like a call for cannibalism!
January 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
That feeling you get when your post-it todo list with critical info, that exists nowhere else, flies out the car window on the interstate because you rolled it down to air out a fart. No joke! F#ck! Me!
December 4, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Well this sucks. I would’ve sworn that my 1st post, the one before this one, would’ve been the most stressful post. Because you only get one first impression. But no. This one, #2, is freaking me out! What if it sucks? I don’t want to be a one trick pony. That’s right. My 1st post was a trick!
November 20, 2024 at 2:53 AM
This is stupid. I’ve been wasting time trying to come up with a perfect first post. Sorry. This is the best you get. And probably more than you deserve! Just kidding. You’re awesome! Whoever you are.
November 20, 2024 at 12:41 AM