Gareth Sutcliffe
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Gareth Sutcliffe
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I actually don’t have time for this.
Pinned
Starting my content as I mean to go on there. Hardcore boring as fuck. 😂
So, my #fpl season ended alright in the end. Just outside the top 10k which is my highest ever rank. I’ve only REALLY been playing properly since 2020/21. Every other season I was a casual player, forgetting game weeks etc.
June 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Currently in the midst of a dreadful #fpl game week.

17 from 5 with my “captain” played, whilst 23 points sit relaxing on my bench. 😂

Coming into form at just the right time of the season.
May 4, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I would like to correct my previous statement.

It isn’t lame.

Free hitting in a single gameweek is actually pretty cool now that I think about it.

#fpl #gw34
April 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
A lack of preparation & the fact that my team went all in on the doubles means I’m free hitting.

The trouble with that is that common sense when picking players means 8/9 of my team will match every one else who’s free hitted.

Also free hitting in a single gameweek is LAME.

Anyway… #fpl #gw34
April 26, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Wildcarded last week and essentially set myself team up for the next 3 weeks.

This week is the triple captain week.

Next week is bench boost.

Then it’s a free hit.

Then I am out of chips and back to taking -4’s and -8’s Willy Nilly.

#fpl #fantasypremierleague #gw32
April 12, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Reposted by Gareth Sutcliffe
an historic moment in SNL history and SNL socials are already out there posting the bleeped version and we can’t have that so here is the unbleeped one god bless king Ego
April 6, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I might take a minus 4 in gameweek 31.

Mbeumo / Kluivert for Saka / Rogers.

If I do I think I’ll need to move tonight to avoid price rises. If any of my players get injured I can always pivot and then wildcard.

#fpl
a man is peeking out from behind a railing and says pivot
ALT: a man is peeking out from behind a railing and says pivot
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April 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Here’s my #gameweek30 #fpl team.

I held off on my wildcard. Not sure when I’ll play it tbh.

Wood Out, Mateta In. Salah Captain.

First non points hit week for a while 😂😂
April 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Ryanair going for a real mayonnaise vibe here
March 23, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Happy #internationalwomensday 2025.

We’ve come a long way ladies. 🎉
March 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Here is my #gw28 #fpl team.

Hall out.
Ait-Nouri in.

Even though Ait-Nouri is a bit of an FPL YouTubers pick & I think he’ll be crap. I’m not free hitting on this blank gameweek and he fits the bill for that.

Salah perma captain til I die. 💪
March 8, 2025 at 11:03 AM
“Don’t bring me the little individual bag, bring me the big bag babes. Business as usual.”
February 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Well, this doesn’t happen very often coz I normally forget and post after the deadline.

Here are my #fpl #gw25 changes.

Gordon & Ndaiye Out
Watkins & Nwari In.

-4 and zero thought given to the blank and double game weeks coming up. 😎
February 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
#fpl letting people store up to 5 transfers this year.

Me, taking -4’s every week.
February 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Staring down the barrel of back to back -4’s.

I actually love -4’s. 😂😂

#fpl
February 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The deed is done. #fpl #gw24
February 1, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Imagine taking -4 to get Gakpo in your team last week, only to sell him a week later…

WELL IMAGINE NO MORE.

Coz that is my silly Assistant Manager #fpl plan.

Gakpo for Ndiaye, so I can get in Slot.

This is not a well thought out plan 😂
January 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Is it better to just follow a bunch of #fpl accounts or is there a solid feed that has the best ones on?
January 23, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Here’s a heartwarming exchange my wife & I had today whilst she was out ring shopping. ❤️
January 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Followed a bunch of accounts after making a more concerted effort to build my BlueSky echo chamber today.

Think that’s me done with Twitter.

There’s something about its owner doing a full on Nazi salute that I just can’t get behind.
January 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I moved early on my transfers and ended up taking a -4. I did this because I had the exact money and prices are going up, and ALSO because I really enjoy watching my players getting injured in training. 😖

Martinez ❌
Fernandes ❌
Jackson ❌

TAA ✅
Gordon ✅
Gakpo ✅

#fpl
January 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Since I didn’t make a change this week - All signs are pointing to me getting in Gakpo & one of Trent / VVD. Jackson’s time is up, and it’d be TAA for Timber or VVD for Martinez. #fpl
January 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Here we go for #fpl #gw22

Zero changes for the first time in about 15 weeks! Stuck with Fernandes out of stubbornness rather than any sense that he’ll do well. 😂
January 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Occasionally dressing up like a nazi, to assault other nazis and steal ancient treasures.
Confess your crimes to me
January 18, 2025 at 9:32 AM
If the #FPL content you are after is someone telling you their team after the deadline, then let me tell you now, YOU ARE IN LUCK.

Swapped Martinelli out for Fernandes. Even though Gordon was right there staring me in the face. 🙈

#GW21
January 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM