Wahooney 🔸
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Game developer. Eternal Blender Boi. Unreal game developer (recovering Unity Developer).
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RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi
WASHINGTON—In an attempt to dispel rumors of an affair during the 2024 presidential campaign, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. held a press conference Monday during which he d...
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November 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi
And they anointed him Pope TeraChad I on sight.
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskiy has entered St. Peter's Square. His arrival in the square was greeted by applause from the crowd reut.rs/446cIoH
April 26, 2025 at 9:52 AM
And they anointed him Pope TeraChad I on sight.
The Mentalist and Dredge.
Dying for Sex and Assassin's Creed Odyssey
Totally works. My Kassandra is horny AF and I wish to play a bit more mature AC (something like RDR2).
(Mature doesn't mean violence, it's also about tackling tough subjects)
Totally works. My Kassandra is horny AF and I wish to play a bit more mature AC (something like RDR2).
(Mature doesn't mean violence, it's also about tackling tough subjects)
April 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The Mentalist and Dredge.
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Socialites Without Borders Teach Rwandans How To Mingle
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March 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Socialites Without Borders Teach Rwandans How To Mingle
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New Law Requires Texans To Show ID To Buy Phallic Foods
New Law Requires Texans To Show ID To Buy Phallic Foods
AUSTIN, TX—In an effort to crack down on the statewide proliferation of adult foodstuffs, the Texas Legislature passed a new law Friday requiring all residents to show identification to buy phallic fo...
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March 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
New Law Requires Texans To Show ID To Buy Phallic Foods
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Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
WASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing into a Breathalyzer Thursday in an attempt to unlock his phone. “Stup...
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March 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
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‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
March 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
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new video
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CONSPIRACY | contrapoints
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March 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
new video
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Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together
March 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together
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Astronaut Returns From ISS With Annoying Space Accent
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March 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Astronaut Returns From ISS With Annoying Space Accent
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You know what? Grok IS a black hole:
#theOtherPlace
#theOtherPlace
March 13, 2025 at 11:17 AM
You know what? Grok IS a black hole:
#theOtherPlace
#theOtherPlace
I wrote a Blender script that bakes a Meta VSE strip to an uncompressed video so it wouldn't need to be rerendered every time when that strip has been locked down, it does so non-destructively. Anyone interested? #blender3d #b3d
March 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I wrote a Blender script that bakes a Meta VSE strip to an uncompressed video so it wouldn't need to be rerendered every time when that strip has been locked down, it does so non-destructively. Anyone interested? #blender3d #b3d
Animal Control wants to persuade dog attack victim to agree to stop kicking the rabid dog latched to his arm for a bit. Dog free to do whatever the fuck it wants in the meantime.
At the talks in Saudi Arabia, the U.S. will push for Ukraine to commit to a ceasefire – Bloomberg. Trump wants to persuade Zelensky to agree to a partial truce, which could pave the way for negotiations to end the war.
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US to Press Ukraine for Ceasefire Commitments at Saudi Meeting
US and Ukrainian officials will meet in Saudi Arabia this week to discuss the timing and scope of an initial ceasefire with Russia, with multiple points of tension still to be ironed out.
www.bloomberg.com
March 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Animal Control wants to persuade dog attack victim to agree to stop kicking the rabid dog latched to his arm for a bit. Dog free to do whatever the fuck it wants in the meantime.
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Alien: Romulus (2024)
February 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Alien: Romulus (2024)
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Local Birds Pissed Off Feeder Full Of Tourists
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March 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Local Birds Pissed Off Feeder Full Of Tourists
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Ready? Aim? What are we: Canada?
Ready Fire Aim is a lousy way to govern.
February 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Ready? Aim? What are we: Canada?
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Current status: we're smuggling eggs in from Mexico now.
So let's talk about WHY Mexico's egg industry has been stable- while US egg prices are through the roof!
1. Mexico puts people in jail for price-fixing.
2. Mexico lets farmers vaccinate their chickens against bird flu.
So let's talk about WHY Mexico's egg industry has been stable- while US egg prices are through the roof!
1. Mexico puts people in jail for price-fixing.
2. Mexico lets farmers vaccinate their chickens against bird flu.
February 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Current status: we're smuggling eggs in from Mexico now.
So let's talk about WHY Mexico's egg industry has been stable- while US egg prices are through the roof!
1. Mexico puts people in jail for price-fixing.
2. Mexico lets farmers vaccinate their chickens against bird flu.
So let's talk about WHY Mexico's egg industry has been stable- while US egg prices are through the roof!
1. Mexico puts people in jail for price-fixing.
2. Mexico lets farmers vaccinate their chickens against bird flu.
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CPAC To Feature Exhibit Where Visitors Can Toss Raw Chicken To Rudy Giuliani
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February 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
CPAC To Feature Exhibit Where Visitors Can Toss Raw Chicken To Rudy Giuliani
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If you don't know what to do right now to support devs, write a review on every game you loved last year. Just a thumbs up and one sentence is enough.
February 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If you don't know what to do right now to support devs, write a review on every game you loved last year. Just a thumbs up and one sentence is enough.
@blender3d.bsky.social take notes 😁
Yo, Unreal BP Editor plugin makers, I'm just sayin,
February 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
@blender3d.bsky.social take notes 😁
@thespaceshipper.com you done any reviews of Distant (2024)? I was pleasantly surprised.
February 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
@thespaceshipper.com you done any reviews of Distant (2024)? I was pleasantly surprised.
NGL so far I'm not overly enthused by Doom Dark Ages. Something feels missing or off and I can't quite put my finger on what it is.
January 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
NGL so far I'm not overly enthused by Doom Dark Ages. Something feels missing or off and I can't quite put my finger on what it is.
You know how I know we're in the darkest timeline?
I'm a Pepsi man now.
I'm a Pepsi man now.
January 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
You know how I know we're in the darkest timeline?
I'm a Pepsi man now.
I'm a Pepsi man now.
Being a dad, day 1648: I now learn which movies are about to come to theatres based on the toys that come with Happy Meals.
January 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Being a dad, day 1648: I now learn which movies are about to come to theatres based on the toys that come with Happy Meals.