Robert Vaughan AKA Trevor Bastard
@vornstyle.bsky.social
Reformed twitter parafictioneur now trying to teach impoverished inner-city children entrepreneurial skills through group primal scream therapy sessions in multistory car parks.
This isn't going to encourage me
The culture here is very different— people learned from their Twitter mistakes. Much less responding to shit posts, just block and move on. And thus far, no promoted posts, keeps the timeline clean.
March 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
This isn't going to encourage me
Hope there's no Irish folklore about an evil spirit that leaves a hollowed out slice of multiseed loaf on your doorstep
February 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Hope there's no Irish folklore about an evil spirit that leaves a hollowed out slice of multiseed loaf on your doorstep
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And a few I saw today that were new to me:
February 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
And a few I saw today that were new to me:
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Stickers for my local football club Dundela FC. Their ground, Wilgar Park, is known as the hen run because it’s so small, and so the team are the Hens. #uptheduns
February 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Stickers for my local football club Dundela FC. Their ground, Wilgar Park, is known as the hen run because it’s so small, and so the team are the Hens. #uptheduns
Just to let you know I've taken the plunge and signed up with X, formally known as Twitter.
You can find me at x.com/TreborRhurbarb
You can find me at x.com/TreborRhurbarb
November 13, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Just to let you know I've taken the plunge and signed up with X, formally known as Twitter.
You can find me at x.com/TreborRhurbarb
You can find me at x.com/TreborRhurbarb
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Saw Streatham Rovers content in the wild on Saturday
July 31, 2023 at 7:49 PM
Saw Streatham Rovers content in the wild on Saturday
Billy Connolly's "don't you wish they would just get on with it?" only it's for Musk finally killing off Twitter rather than this weird limbo
September 19, 2023 at 6:17 PM
Billy Connolly's "don't you wish they would just get on with it?" only it's for Musk finally killing off Twitter rather than this weird limbo
War On Humanity starts soon
August 27, 2023 at 6:39 PM
War On Humanity starts soon
Today I learned Luke Akehurst, a man who has been an ever present figure on my twitter landscape for about 13 years, has less followers than Streatham Rovers.
July 3, 2023 at 12:45 PM
Today I learned Luke Akehurst, a man who has been an ever present figure on my twitter landscape for about 13 years, has less followers than Streatham Rovers.
a fictional character you would give an invite code to
July 3, 2023 at 8:54 AM
a fictional character you would give an invite code to
On the 19th of February I made a defamatory statement about @jeremycorbyn. I have apologised to Mr Corbyn and here is the complete text of my apology. Please reskeet.
July 2, 2023 at 7:30 PM
On the 19th of February I made a defamatory statement about @jeremycorbyn. I have apologised to Mr Corbyn and here is the complete text of my apology. Please reskeet.
Looking for the first bluesky profile to list the number of Football League grounds they've been to in their bio
July 2, 2023 at 11:59 AM
Looking for the first bluesky profile to list the number of Football League grounds they've been to in their bio
I utilised the latest sophisticated AI generative fill technology on Adobe Photoshop to remove the two year old child from this inappropriately sexy photo of me.
July 2, 2023 at 9:33 AM
I utilised the latest sophisticated AI generative fill technology on Adobe Photoshop to remove the two year old child from this inappropriately sexy photo of me.
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NOOOOO TURN TWITTER BACK ON I WAS A NICHE INTERNET MICROCELEBRITY
July 1, 2023 at 8:51 PM
NOOOOO TURN TWITTER BACK ON I WAS A NICHE INTERNET MICROCELEBRITY
I don't think I'll be trying to relaunch the TBEU on here. There would be shades of a glam rock musician failing to realise synthpop has taken over. Also, too much effort.
July 1, 2023 at 9:25 PM
I don't think I'll be trying to relaunch the TBEU on here. There would be shades of a glam rock musician failing to realise synthpop has taken over. Also, too much effort.
So, Pat Bev has joined the Sixers. Celebrating with a soaking tonight.
July 1, 2023 at 9:22 PM
So, Pat Bev has joined the Sixers. Celebrating with a soaking tonight.
Roger Parsnip... The moral compass and - dare I say it!!! - hero of the TBEU.
June 27, 2023 at 9:42 PM
Roger Parsnip... The moral compass and - dare I say it!!! - hero of the TBEU.
#NeverStopNotGivingUp
June 21, 2023 at 11:03 PM
#NeverStopNotGivingUp