Von Helvetes
@vonhelvetes.bsky.social
Your friendly neighborhood Satanist.
(Seriously, I’m pretty friendly.)
(Seriously, I’m pretty friendly.)
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A new episode of The Ave Satanas Podcast is now up featuring the gang over at @blackmassappeal.bsky.social
I had a lot of fun talking with them and hope you enjoy listening!
open.spotify.com/episode/0qLz...
I had a lot of fun talking with them and hope you enjoy listening!
open.spotify.com/episode/0qLz...
All The Doots with Black Mass Appeal
open.spotify.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
A new episode of The Ave Satanas Podcast is now up featuring the gang over at @blackmassappeal.bsky.social
I had a lot of fun talking with them and hope you enjoy listening!
open.spotify.com/episode/0qLz...
I had a lot of fun talking with them and hope you enjoy listening!
open.spotify.com/episode/0qLz...
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BREAKING: AOC on MTG retiring:
"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
BREAKING: AOC on MTG retiring:
"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
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They starve children to protect pedos.
October 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
They starve children to protect pedos.
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BREAKING: 20 Jeffrey Epstein victims are urging Mike Johnson to immediately swear-in Adelita Grijalva.
STOP IGNORING THE EPSTEIN VICTIMS!
STOP IGNORING THE EPSTEIN VICTIMS!
October 31, 2025 at 10:51 AM
BREAKING: 20 Jeffrey Epstein victims are urging Mike Johnson to immediately swear-in Adelita Grijalva.
STOP IGNORING THE EPSTEIN VICTIMS!
STOP IGNORING THE EPSTEIN VICTIMS!
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Happy #halloween and blessed #samhain
Here is one from the archives. Lessons you can learn from #horror films!
spotify.link/LiZbid7aVXb
Here is one from the archives. Lessons you can learn from #horror films!
spotify.link/LiZbid7aVXb
I Remember Halloween
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October 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Happy #halloween and blessed #samhain
Here is one from the archives. Lessons you can learn from #horror films!
spotify.link/LiZbid7aVXb
Here is one from the archives. Lessons you can learn from #horror films!
spotify.link/LiZbid7aVXb
“A religious upbringing in childhood is linked to poorer mental and cognitive health in later life” www.psypost.org/a-religious-up…
October 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
“A religious upbringing in childhood is linked to poorer mental and cognitive health in later life” www.psypost.org/a-religious-up…
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Left: Pete Hegseth, US Secretary of War, "Your diversity is not in your strength, your strength is in your unity of purpose, your oath to the constitution"
Right: President Trump publishes an AI video of him wearing a king's crown, flying a US fighter jet, dropping poo on the American people
Right: President Trump publishes an AI video of him wearing a king's crown, flying a US fighter jet, dropping poo on the American people
October 19, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Left: Pete Hegseth, US Secretary of War, "Your diversity is not in your strength, your strength is in your unity of purpose, your oath to the constitution"
Right: President Trump publishes an AI video of him wearing a king's crown, flying a US fighter jet, dropping poo on the American people
Right: President Trump publishes an AI video of him wearing a king's crown, flying a US fighter jet, dropping poo on the American people
“‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young #Republicans’ racist chat” www.politico.com/news/2025/10/1…
October 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
“‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young #Republicans’ racist chat” www.politico.com/news/2025/10/1…
“She won a landslide election. But Trump and Jeffrey Epstein have her stuck in limbo” https://www.latimes.com/politics/story/2025-10-12/grijalva-swearing-in-jeffrey-epstein-trump-mike-johnson
October 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
“She won a landslide election. But Trump and Jeffrey Epstein have her stuck in limbo” https://www.latimes.com/politics/story/2025-10-12/grijalva-swearing-in-jeffrey-epstein-trump-mike-johnson
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Introducing: TSC Membership Cards!
We are now selling membership cards to our members, with choices of different flag designs. Each card contains a gray TV static background, plus the 8 Orders on the back!
Purchase your custom membership card here: thesataniccircle.org/products/the... #hailsatan
We are now selling membership cards to our members, with choices of different flag designs. Each card contains a gray TV static background, plus the 8 Orders on the back!
Purchase your custom membership card here: thesataniccircle.org/products/the... #hailsatan
The Satanic Circle - Membership Card
Want to show off your membership to The Satanic Circle? Purchase your own custom membership card to carry in your wallet. Each card has a cool TV static background, with your choice of a flag. More co...
thesataniccircle.org
October 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Introducing: TSC Membership Cards!
We are now selling membership cards to our members, with choices of different flag designs. Each card contains a gray TV static background, plus the 8 Orders on the back!
Purchase your custom membership card here: thesataniccircle.org/products/the... #hailsatan
We are now selling membership cards to our members, with choices of different flag designs. Each card contains a gray TV static background, plus the 8 Orders on the back!
Purchase your custom membership card here: thesataniccircle.org/products/the... #hailsatan
This is trump’s America.
“Tennessee man arrested, gets $2 million bond for posting Facebook meme” https://reason.com/2025/10/10/tennessee-man-arrested-gets-2-million-bond-for-posting-facebook-meme/
“Tennessee man arrested, gets $2 million bond for posting Facebook meme” https://reason.com/2025/10/10/tennessee-man-arrested-gets-2-million-bond-for-posting-facebook-meme/
October 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
This is trump’s America.
“Tennessee man arrested, gets $2 million bond for posting Facebook meme” https://reason.com/2025/10/10/tennessee-man-arrested-gets-2-million-bond-for-posting-facebook-meme/
“Tennessee man arrested, gets $2 million bond for posting Facebook meme” https://reason.com/2025/10/10/tennessee-man-arrested-gets-2-million-bond-for-posting-facebook-meme/
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They've given him over a billion in gifts and deals and that's probably still scratching the surface.
Trump just pledged U.S. security guarantees to Qatar. This action followed large financial gifts and crypto ventures involving the Trump family and Gulf states.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Trump just pledged U.S. security guarantees to Qatar. This action followed large financial gifts and crypto ventures involving the Trump family and Gulf states.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Trump Gave Qatar a Security Guarantee and Isn’t Explaining Why
With the stroke of his pen last week, President Donald Trump offered the tiny Gulf nation of Qatar a prize many nations have sought but few have been given: a security guarantee pledging US help if it...
www.bloomberg.com
October 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
They've given him over a billion in gifts and deals and that's probably still scratching the surface.
Trump just pledged U.S. security guarantees to Qatar. This action followed large financial gifts and crypto ventures involving the Trump family and Gulf states.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Trump just pledged U.S. security guarantees to Qatar. This action followed large financial gifts and crypto ventures involving the Trump family and Gulf states.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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Amazing what happens when you give the guy a plane
October 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Amazing what happens when you give the guy a plane
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It Was "Helpful" That Nintendo Killed The SNES PlayStation - Otherwise Sony Would Have Been "Stuck", Says Shuhei Yoshida. (Image: @HeritageAuction)
It Was "Helpful" That Nintendo Killed The SNES PlayStation - Otherwise Sony Would Have Been "Stuck", Says Shuhei Yoshida
Former Sony staffer reflects on 30 years of PlayStation
www.timeextension.com
October 10, 2025 at 9:00 AM
It Was "Helpful" That Nintendo Killed The SNES PlayStation - Otherwise Sony Would Have Been "Stuck", Says Shuhei Yoshida. (Image: @HeritageAuction)
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Let me get this straight: Link, a Black user, got banned for calling out the Bluesky CEO for following a racist. That’s not a good look, especially given Bluesky’s historical treatment of Black users here on bluesky.
October 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Let me get this straight: Link, a Black user, got banned for calling out the Bluesky CEO for following a racist. That’s not a good look, especially given Bluesky’s historical treatment of Black users here on bluesky.
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He’s ill.
Trump: "Please remember I wrote Osama bin Laden exactly one year ago, one year before he blew up the World Trade Center. And I said, 'You gotta watch Osama bin Laden!' ... I gotta take a little credit."
October 7, 2025 at 10:01 AM
He’s ill.
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News today that ICE shot a woman is chilling. The videos online show that there are some abusive, masked thugs masquerading as law enforcement.
Nobody deserves this. The courts need to step in.
Nobody deserves this. The courts need to step in.
October 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
News today that ICE shot a woman is chilling. The videos online show that there are some abusive, masked thugs masquerading as law enforcement.
Nobody deserves this. The courts need to step in.
Nobody deserves this. The courts need to step in.
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BREAKING: A federal judge finds that there is evidence Kilmar Abrego was VINDICTIVELY PROSECUTED. The judge GRANTS Abrego's motion for discovery and a hearing, and the government must now PROVE it did not vindictively prosecute Mr. Abrego. 1/
October 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
BREAKING: A federal judge finds that there is evidence Kilmar Abrego was VINDICTIVELY PROSECUTED. The judge GRANTS Abrego's motion for discovery and a hearing, and the government must now PROVE it did not vindictively prosecute Mr. Abrego. 1/
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Roblox, Chobani and Unilever will be added to our boycott list for reasons including child safety, supporting Israel and collaborating with Trump-infected agencies. You can find our entire boycott list here: thesataniccircle.org/en-cad/pages...
October 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Roblox, Chobani and Unilever will be added to our boycott list for reasons including child safety, supporting Israel and collaborating with Trump-infected agencies. You can find our entire boycott list here: thesataniccircle.org/en-cad/pages...
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Kamala Harris warned us that Trump would turn the military against civilians. She warned us that he would pursue Project 2025. The media mocked her, but she was dead right about both.
October 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Kamala Harris warned us that Trump would turn the military against civilians. She warned us that he would pursue Project 2025. The media mocked her, but she was dead right about both.
Again, something is horribly wrong with Christians.
If Starbucks’ baristas molested children with the regularity of Christian pastors and priests, you wouldn’t have been able to get your hands on a pumpkin spice latte in decades.
October 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Again, something is horribly wrong with Christians.
There is something horribly wrong with Christians these days.
October 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
There is something horribly wrong with Christians these days.
“Israel threatens all staying in Gaza City, kills at least 53 in enclave” https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/10/2/israel-threatens-all-staying-in-gaza-city-kills-at-least-13-in-enclave
October 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“Israel threatens all staying in Gaza City, kills at least 53 in enclave” https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/10/2/israel-threatens-all-staying-in-gaza-city-kills-at-least-13-in-enclave
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The October Newsletter for The Free Society Satanists.. #hailsatan #hailthyself
October 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The October Newsletter for The Free Society Satanists.. #hailsatan #hailthyself
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Many people in the United States are understandably frightened right now, feeling targeted, and looking for safer places to go.
Yes, you know more about your specific risk-profile than we do, how prominent or targeted you are; it well may make sense to move cities, states, or countries.
However:
Yes, you know more about your specific risk-profile than we do, how prominent or targeted you are; it well may make sense to move cities, states, or countries.
However:
October 1, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Many people in the United States are understandably frightened right now, feeling targeted, and looking for safer places to go.
Yes, you know more about your specific risk-profile than we do, how prominent or targeted you are; it well may make sense to move cities, states, or countries.
However:
Yes, you know more about your specific risk-profile than we do, how prominent or targeted you are; it well may make sense to move cities, states, or countries.
However: