Violet Valentino
@vizzerdrix.bsky.social
(Roughspun Edition)
Age: 34
Pronouns: It/She/Her ⨺⃝
Kintype: Unicorn Clown Succubus
The world is made of sugarcubes and blood.
Age: 34
Pronouns: It/She/Her ⨺⃝
Kintype: Unicorn Clown Succubus
The world is made of sugarcubes and blood.
I like fried tofu but sadly plant based proteins make me fall asleep.
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I like fried tofu but sadly plant based proteins make me fall asleep.
*coughs while taking a piss*
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 AM
*coughs while taking a piss*
It so cold out tonight my balaclava got frostbite
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 AM
It so cold out tonight my balaclava got frostbite
*Falls over revealing that she is just a cardboard cutout with a speaker wired up to it*
November 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
*Falls over revealing that she is just a cardboard cutout with a speaker wired up to it*
Turn on the radio. Radio host talking about high school football and how all the players are human and we are human. That all watching are human. Buddy you don't know that...
November 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Turn on the radio. Radio host talking about high school football and how all the players are human and we are human. That all watching are human. Buddy you don't know that...
There is no such thing as a wrong ice cream. All ice cream is good
November 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM
There is no such thing as a wrong ice cream. All ice cream is good
I wish catnip tasted better
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I wish catnip tasted better
Somepony has to play kenshi for 6k hours might as well be this creature
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Somepony has to play kenshi for 6k hours might as well be this creature
New horse dollar coins backed by the realest of currency ever conceived. Nutrient rich pastes and slops by the bucket full
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
New horse dollar coins backed by the realest of currency ever conceived. Nutrient rich pastes and slops by the bucket full
They never give you enough pancakes... I want a tower damnit not just a foundation of syrup and your breakfast lies IHOP!
November 2, 2025 at 8:12 AM
They never give you enough pancakes... I want a tower damnit not just a foundation of syrup and your breakfast lies IHOP!
Finally a pair of 4x 5x demon joggers for horsie
November 1, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Finally a pair of 4x 5x demon joggers for horsie
Talk to my my my mu mu mu mutuals? But I am really shy and easily frightened please don't suggest such scary activities
November 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Talk to my my my mu mu mu mutuals? But I am really shy and easily frightened please don't suggest such scary activities
I deserve all the candy and you deserve to give me all the candy too
November 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I deserve all the candy and you deserve to give me all the candy too
I forgot to moisturize and my sight was taken as punishment
October 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I forgot to moisturize and my sight was taken as punishment
I dropped mozzarella stick on the ground. Life is brutal...
October 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I dropped mozzarella stick on the ground. Life is brutal...
These finger sandwiches don't have any fingers at all to crunch on. What a rip-off
October 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
These finger sandwiches don't have any fingers at all to crunch on. What a rip-off
Nothing can kill me not even work
October 30, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Nothing can kill me not even work
Tubi or not Tubi, that is the question
October 29, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Tubi or not Tubi, that is the question
I just wanted to tell you all that Mr. bucket was the first roomba
October 29, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I just wanted to tell you all that Mr. bucket was the first roomba
What is better than pumpkin pie?
October 29, 2025 at 8:58 AM
What is better than pumpkin pie?
What is horse shaped and has sixty oz of redbull in it?
October 29, 2025 at 7:52 AM
What is horse shaped and has sixty oz of redbull in it?
Sometimes I forget I am talking in my companies app and accidently say things like somepony. I wonder if they regret making a unicorn one of their leads? Neeighhh
October 28, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Sometimes I forget I am talking in my companies app and accidently say things like somepony. I wonder if they regret making a unicorn one of their leads? Neeighhh