Alex
vitrioleck.bsky.social
Alex
@vitrioleck.bsky.social
Responsible for that Lukaku / Coldplay after ten pints joke in the other place, wasn't even that funny tbh
This headline looks as if it was specifically written for people to deliberately misinterpret for comic effect
February 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
New neighbours as of 3 weeks ago put a Christmas card through our door at quarter past ten pm, interesting move, no time to reply without it seeming like an afterthought.
December 24, 2024 at 11:31 PM
I'd like to say I stopped playing purely in support for the striking workers but yeah this is a good parody of the main reason why
November 28, 2024 at 10:02 AM
Not only is our local Chinese cash only, it doesn't even take online orders - phone or in person only.

Clearly dodgy AF but it's outstanding so I will continue to provide custom until it's forcibly closed by the authorities
It's extremely fucking obvious to me that my local fried chicken takeaway is a money laundering front owned by a local big time drug dealer. They also make the best fried chicken in the world, better than KFC. As long as they keep that up, I won't snitch on them.
November 20, 2024 at 8:00 PM
It's always the ones you least expect. Oh wait, no it isn't

news.stv.tv/west-central...
Creator of viral Willy Wonka experience placed on sex offenders register
William 'Billy' Coull was the man behind the disastrous Willy Wonka experience in Glasgow that went viral around the world.
news.stv.tv
November 18, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Much much better today, bar 15 minutes before half time it was one way traffic and we actually capitalised for once.

Never seen both keepers gift a goal in same game by passing straight to opposition player.

Hopefully springboard to better things.
November 16, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Me : my job is very technical and requires a university degree and lots of professional study.

Me, at my job, this morning...
November 15, 2024 at 9:49 AM
Trying to manage the move over for people by making a Teemu post
November 12, 2024 at 11:46 PM