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Vigilante Sableye
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Woke and Leftist AF
Down with the fash
Free Palestine
Toy/Action Figure Nerd
For your memeing pleasure......
August 4, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Regarding Pedro Pascal and his anxiety
August 4, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Remaking some KH memes because I don't like how the originals turned out, so anyways have this
August 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Afternoon, team! Yard work really sucks when it's 85 and up out 😵‍💫
-Hydrate
-Calories
-Meddidup

-Sub and Doms, what is your favorite punishment? My favorite is a little unconventional. Not spanking, not humiliation

I tell you we're going out to dinner, but then I make you pick where we're going
July 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Oh, what's that? You have an argument why MCUs Captain Marvel character is trash?

Lol okay, mysoginist
July 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
🎶Oh, sleep tight, my girl
You should have thought it out
For you can't kill a guy
Without his soul sticking around
Oh, sleep tight my girl
I'll be watchin' with undead eyes
(Undead eyes, ooh, ooh ooh-ooh)🎶
July 24, 2025 at 5:11 AM
So did y'all hear about the guy who painted his Donkey Kong Bonanza cart yellow to match the classic carts, and now his Switch 2 is broken?

Lol
July 24, 2025 at 4:48 AM
July 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Dammit. KingCobraJFS outlived Ozzy

I'm pretty sure I just lost a bet, tmdnwu toobz
July 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Afternoon, team!
-Hydrate
-Calories
-Meddidup
-I did yard work yesterday and then came inside and passed out for *hours*

-Movies being panned at the theatres and then becoming a hit in streaming are a sign that streaming should become a little more of a basis for a films success
July 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Pokemon TCG Pocket Challenge: Build a meta deck that doesn't run Sylveon EX

Level: Impossible lol
July 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
MAGA: We can't believe it took seven months to realize he's been lying to us all this time!

The rest of society: No, he's been lying to you since the 70's. Now you're just lying to yourselves
July 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Afternoon, Team! I keep sleeping through my morning alarms lately 😅

-Hydrate
-Calories
-Meddidup

-I got Nightwing in this DC game, and now he shows up in Batgirls bunk. So, y'know 😏
July 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Evening, team!
-Greg👍
-Greg👍
-Greg👍

-Greg 👍
July 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Hey, you remember that box your phone came in? You know, the box you have stored away somewhere?

Just throw it out. Seriously
July 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
afternoon, team!
-Hydrated?
-Calories?
-Meddidup?

does anyone else find it hard to eat when it's too hot outside n stuff?

I had a lunch date today, couldnt eat, and now they think I have a disorder lol uh woops
July 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Afternoon, team! Missed yesterday and this morning. Stuffs been nuts

-Hydration sensation
-Calorification
-Meddidupization

-Those clowns thoughts nobody would check the metadata lmao
July 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Morninoon, team!
-Hydrate
-Calories
-Meddidup

Does ScarJo being the highest grossing actor mean now she has to, like, fight the Rock in a cage match or something?
July 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Yeah, I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Oh, and that's to-go
July 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Me, moving onto another pitch: Okay, okay, um..... No, that's alright. That's alright. Because I also have to offer Coke+Apple. After all, what could be more refreshing on a summer day than-

Coke Exec: Oh, Apple Coke is actually in our Japanese market

Me: ............... Hm. Alright then, um.....
July 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Me, giving a pitch I've worked on for months: So, in summation, your consumers like caffeine. With Coke+Coffee, we will make them Caf-Fiends

Coke Exec:.............. We already made that

Me: Wut

Coke Exec 2: Yeah, Coke Blak. We cancelled it twice

Me:.........................
July 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Maga doesn't like the new Superman movie

I'm gonna see it twice lol
July 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Good morning, team!
-Hydrate
-Calories
-Meddidup
-I swear, I'm getting back to these, I've set an alarm to help me start remembering again lol

-Hfs, Grok went full Nazi. The posts are deleted now, but I screenshotted this from an article. Unsurprising since Musk owns the platform but still hfs
July 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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