video munkey
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hello it is me I am on this website now
I play guitar I draw pictures I am a failed gamer
a queer sort of fellow
I play guitar I draw pictures I am a failed gamer
a queer sort of fellow
these Jerma photoshop edits are getting crazy I can't even remember what he actually looks like anymore. wild
November 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
these Jerma photoshop edits are getting crazy I can't even remember what he actually looks like anymore. wild
I'm not saying necessarily that this is wrong but I've just personally never seen a platypus do any of those things.
Neil Young is the platypus of rock:
- plays in Rick James's band
- joins Crosby, Stills & Nash
- pioneers grunge
- plays in Rick James's band
- joins Crosby, Stills & Nash
- pioneers grunge
October 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I'm not saying necessarily that this is wrong but I've just personally never seen a platypus do any of those things.
I've just watched Saw (2004) for the first time. It would be so easy to rework it into an absolutely fantastic horror comedy, but as is, the unintentionally funny moments aren't enough to make up for how boring it is.
September 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I've just watched Saw (2004) for the first time. It would be so easy to rework it into an absolutely fantastic horror comedy, but as is, the unintentionally funny moments aren't enough to make up for how boring it is.
they should make a movie where there's a rat but the rat is a chef.
September 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
they should make a movie where there's a rat but the rat is a chef.
every pair of pants I've worn was made for a short person with a big waist. I'm average height, the pants are for short people who have shorter legs than me but the waist is too large. pants are a recent invention and they are annoying what is the point I want to wear something else.
September 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
every pair of pants I've worn was made for a short person with a big waist. I'm average height, the pants are for short people who have shorter legs than me but the waist is too large. pants are a recent invention and they are annoying what is the point I want to wear something else.
I don't understand the concept of clothes being in style or not I don't know how that works or what that means. Will you be a weird guy now cause you wore the thing that made you a normal guy to wear 10 years ago? Is that a real thing?
August 27, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I don't understand the concept of clothes being in style or not I don't know how that works or what that means. Will you be a weird guy now cause you wore the thing that made you a normal guy to wear 10 years ago? Is that a real thing?
idk if she's the funniest but she's the best character and the best episodes of the show are probably the one where she paints Mr. Burns and the bowling episode and the one where she protests Itchy & Scratchy is one of the best as well.
hot take: marge is the funniest simpsons.
i will not be taking questions. good-bye.
i will not be taking questions. good-bye.
August 26, 2025 at 9:39 AM
idk if she's the funniest but she's the best character and the best episodes of the show are probably the one where she paints Mr. Burns and the bowling episode and the one where she protests Itchy & Scratchy is one of the best as well.
I did not finish the first episode of the new "King of the Hill" season that shit was unwatchable. idk if I have the motivation to watch the subsequent episodes I'd rather just spend time rewatching the early seasons. the animation is also unpleasant to look at.
August 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I did not finish the first episode of the new "King of the Hill" season that shit was unwatchable. idk if I have the motivation to watch the subsequent episodes I'd rather just spend time rewatching the early seasons. the animation is also unpleasant to look at.
1. Pharoah Sanders
2. Mr. Bean, obviously
3. Chipotle
2. Mr. Bean, obviously
3. Chipotle
You and some homies thaw out a 40,000 year old caveman. He gets crossfaded and you guys have one night before the government shows up. What (1) music and (2) movie/TV do you show him and (3) what fast food do you order?
August 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
1. Pharoah Sanders
2. Mr. Bean, obviously
3. Chipotle
2. Mr. Bean, obviously
3. Chipotle
when am I gonna get my own team
Loki will reportedly have his own team in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’
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August 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
when am I gonna get my own team
me the funniest guy in the world and nobody thinks I'm funny nobody likes my jokes that I say. can you believe this
yeah personally I stay away from anything goobernatural, good call.
Former Vice President Kamala Harris said she would not run for public office because the system is "broken," as she reflected on her decision not to pursue a gubernatorial run in California. cnn.it/3UaenU6
August 11, 2025 at 7:33 AM
me the funniest guy in the world and nobody thinks I'm funny nobody likes my jokes that I say. can you believe this
yeah personally I stay away from anything goobernatural, good call.
Former Vice President Kamala Harris said she would not run for public office because the system is "broken," as she reflected on her decision not to pursue a gubernatorial run in California. cnn.it/3UaenU6
August 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
yeah personally I stay away from anything goobernatural, good call.
Personally, I drive a Cold War era tank which I use to run over pedestrians, and my penis is objectively huge, so maybe you shouldn't slander and scorn innocent small penis havers using the actions of violent misanthropes such as myself. Think before you speak.
As a taxpayer, I would be willing to sacrifice however many F-35s it takes to get any male American who needs it penis enlargement surgery.
Because if the number of giant trucks with those dangerously extended mirrors is any indication, there is a major epidemic of tiny dicks in this country.
Because if the number of giant trucks with those dangerously extended mirrors is any indication, there is a major epidemic of tiny dicks in this country.
July 23, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Personally, I drive a Cold War era tank which I use to run over pedestrians, and my penis is objectively huge, so maybe you shouldn't slander and scorn innocent small penis havers using the actions of violent misanthropes such as myself. Think before you speak.
I didn't know that many people even live here that's crazy
Do you know how badly you have to screw up as a Republican to get this kind of turnout in IDAHO?
#NOKINGS
#NOKINGS
June 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I didn't know that many people even live here that's crazy
if you think the shoebill stork is a weird and scary bird, imagine if there was an ape that is mostly hairless and walks fully upright and doesn't sound anything like other apes and also can kill any other animal on the planet,
May 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
if you think the shoebill stork is a weird and scary bird, imagine if there was an ape that is mostly hairless and walks fully upright and doesn't sound anything like other apes and also can kill any other animal on the planet,
they're not allowed to say swears on the Flintstones, this guy clearly has never watched the show, total fucking fraud, "wint" has just made an ass of himself on live telivision,
why is everything made of ROCKS ??? this shit SUCKS!!! - a flintstone who has had enough
April 18, 2025 at 8:43 AM
they're not allowed to say swears on the Flintstones, this guy clearly has never watched the show, total fucking fraud, "wint" has just made an ass of himself on live telivision,
#promosky
there is very little left that amuses me greatly or interests me substantially, my life has been stripped away from me like an acid dissolving the flesh off a bone.
Curb Your Enthusiasm is pretty good though
there is very little left that amuses me greatly or interests me substantially, my life has been stripped away from me like an acid dissolving the flesh off a bone.
Curb Your Enthusiasm is pretty good though
April 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
#promosky
there is very little left that amuses me greatly or interests me substantially, my life has been stripped away from me like an acid dissolving the flesh off a bone.
Curb Your Enthusiasm is pretty good though
there is very little left that amuses me greatly or interests me substantially, my life has been stripped away from me like an acid dissolving the flesh off a bone.
Curb Your Enthusiasm is pretty good though
they might have made the Minecraft movie just to fuck with me specifically, the director of my favorite movie adapts my childhood into a grotesque, unfunny meme that will gross a billion dollars, and it's set in Idaho but with none of it actually being filmed here. bro leave me alone
April 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
they might have made the Minecraft movie just to fuck with me specifically, the director of my favorite movie adapts my childhood into a grotesque, unfunny meme that will gross a billion dollars, and it's set in Idaho but with none of it actually being filmed here. bro leave me alone
is the whole pineapple on pizza thing really getting that heated?
Reminder: there are more of us than there are of them.
March 31, 2025 at 7:04 AM
is the whole pineapple on pizza thing really getting that heated?