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slightly diminish a band: Stone Temple Flight Attendants
slightly diminish a band: Foo Tolerators
slightly diminish a band: 97 Degrees
August 15, 2025 at 9:28 AM
slightly diminish a band: Stone Temple Flight Attendants
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theres a nonzero chance that when all is said and done elon musk gets deported
June 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
theres a nonzero chance that when all is said and done elon musk gets deported
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Rap battle in 2005:
- small venue, two guys on stage
- one guy uses wordplay to insinuate he had sex with the other guy’s mom
- a couple of guys in the crowd go “ohhh”
Rap battle in 2025:
- write a masterpiece about a guy you don’t like being a pedophile
- sweep Grammys
- Super Bowl victory lap
- small venue, two guys on stage
- one guy uses wordplay to insinuate he had sex with the other guy’s mom
- a couple of guys in the crowd go “ohhh”
Rap battle in 2025:
- write a masterpiece about a guy you don’t like being a pedophile
- sweep Grammys
- Super Bowl victory lap
February 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Rap battle in 2005:
- small venue, two guys on stage
- one guy uses wordplay to insinuate he had sex with the other guy’s mom
- a couple of guys in the crowd go “ohhh”
Rap battle in 2025:
- write a masterpiece about a guy you don’t like being a pedophile
- sweep Grammys
- Super Bowl victory lap
- small venue, two guys on stage
- one guy uses wordplay to insinuate he had sex with the other guy’s mom
- a couple of guys in the crowd go “ohhh”
Rap battle in 2025:
- write a masterpiece about a guy you don’t like being a pedophile
- sweep Grammys
- Super Bowl victory lap
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welcome to the cocktagon
December 22, 2024 at 3:11 AM
welcome to the cocktagon
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They come out of the earth, out of plants, out of our things and out of our bodies, not new but only previously hidden or perhaps inchoate. I drink them gladly so that they may recede again.
December 3, 2024 at 8:11 PM
They come out of the earth, out of plants, out of our things and out of our bodies, not new but only previously hidden or perhaps inchoate. I drink them gladly so that they may recede again.
Guy is absolutely blazed out of his mind at 1pm in a children’s restaurant
April 6, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Guy is absolutely blazed out of his mind at 1pm in a children’s restaurant
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MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
March 25, 2024 at 5:57 PM
MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
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smh threads copying us again, we've been logging people out randomly for months
March 5, 2024 at 4:31 PM
smh threads copying us again, we've been logging people out randomly for months
I’m giving this code away to the next lucky person who sees this post!
bsky-social-azir2-7dop5
bsky-social-azir2-7dop5
February 10, 2024 at 3:52 PM
I’m giving this code away to the next lucky person who sees this post!
bsky-social-azir2-7dop5
bsky-social-azir2-7dop5
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I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .
February 6, 2024 at 6:14 PM
I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .
RIP to Tony Keith. Here’s one of my favorite songs by him: youtu.be/1L8kYsXg5jQ?...
Worlds loudest toilet flush Sound effect of Toilet flushing
Sound Effect Flushing Toilet Loud
youtu.be
February 6, 2024 at 11:53 AM
RIP to Tony Keith. Here’s one of my favorite songs by him: youtu.be/1L8kYsXg5jQ?...
thinking solemnly about this website bigtrumpknife.com
BIGGEST TRUMP KNIFE
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December 6, 2023 at 2:26 PM
thinking solemnly about this website bigtrumpknife.com
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pooping without your phone is called “pilgrim style”
December 5, 2023 at 1:26 PM
pooping without your phone is called “pilgrim style”
Trying to see how long I can watch Iowa Nebraska before I crack.
November 24, 2023 at 7:32 PM
Trying to see how long I can watch Iowa Nebraska before I crack.
Baseball: the sport of dunces
Football: the sport of gentlemen
Football: the sport of gentlemen
October 13, 2023 at 3:45 AM
Baseball: the sport of dunces
Football: the sport of gentlemen
Football: the sport of gentlemen