when the dental hygienist rest her boob on ur forehead and you want to start biting the little mirror
December 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
when the dental hygienist rest her boob on ur forehead and you want to start biting the little mirror
i know i can do anything i set my mind to the issue is i have trouble setting my mind to something for more than an hour
December 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
i know i can do anything i set my mind to the issue is i have trouble setting my mind to something for more than an hour
i was absolutely moved by my bf in his work clothes and beanie this morning. gorgeous man
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
i was absolutely moved by my bf in his work clothes and beanie this morning. gorgeous man
tights used to be like 4 dollars
November 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
tights used to be like 4 dollars
i will never buy my man cologne bc i think his natural scent is so good it could be bottled and sold i know im biased but its like crack
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
i will never buy my man cologne bc i think his natural scent is so good it could be bottled and sold i know im biased but its like crack
i went so long without female friendships when the girlies send me their nails now it feels like a gift from heaven
November 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
i went so long without female friendships when the girlies send me their nails now it feels like a gift from heaven
everyone at my job is fucking psychotic
October 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
everyone at my job is fucking psychotic
men just get old and get weird about their nieces
October 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
men just get old and get weird about their nieces
they don’t want you to know getting a veggie bowl from taco bell is healthy and good for you
October 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
they don’t want you to know getting a veggie bowl from taco bell is healthy and good for you
how do periods create poop from nothing. i did not eat all that
October 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
how do periods create poop from nothing. i did not eat all that
adam brody is the new robert redford ungodly hot
October 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
adam brody is the new robert redford ungodly hot
started my period feeling skinnyphobic. skinny people count your days
October 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
started my period feeling skinnyphobic. skinny people count your days
last night me and my bf went out to look at the moon and embraced in the moonlight bitch! i’m winning!
October 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
last night me and my bf went out to look at the moon and embraced in the moonlight bitch! i’m winning!
nicole kidman getting divorced is the opposite of a recession indicator. it’s a fun times and good art indicator
October 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
nicole kidman getting divorced is the opposite of a recession indicator. it’s a fun times and good art indicator
the “i bought this before i knew elon was crazy” stickers piss me off bc 1) he was always very obviously crazy 2) get rid of it then 3) you have too much money
October 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
the “i bought this before i knew elon was crazy” stickers piss me off bc 1) he was always very obviously crazy 2) get rid of it then 3) you have too much money
is there a better feeling in the world than your boyfriend complimenting your makeup when you’re not wearing any idts
September 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
is there a better feeling in the world than your boyfriend complimenting your makeup when you’re not wearing any idts
absolutely hate when my plans are foiled
September 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
absolutely hate when my plans are foiled
earlier my bf said “i don’t know if you heard but they’re getting rid of windows 10.” i love him. why would i have heard about that
September 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
earlier my bf said “i don’t know if you heard but they’re getting rid of windows 10.” i love him. why would i have heard about that
i know my bf loves me or is gay or both bc he fell asleep during an episode of the sopranos where adriana was in her underwear like 3 times
September 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
i know my bf loves me or is gay or both bc he fell asleep during an episode of the sopranos where adriana was in her underwear like 3 times
i’m loved but not enough for someone to have gotten me lorde tickets
September 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
i’m loved but not enough for someone to have gotten me lorde tickets
boyfriend hoodie is nice but have you tried boyfriend sock
September 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
boyfriend hoodie is nice but have you tried boyfriend sock
bring back the lady from the sundays from the dead i need to talk to her
August 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
bring back the lady from the sundays from the dead i need to talk to her
why is every brand named something like twig + fellowship or olive + fern
August 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
why is every brand named something like twig + fellowship or olive + fern
wishing i could gatekeep an age old art practice that i don’t even do anymore
August 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
wishing i could gatekeep an age old art practice that i don’t even do anymore