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Going straight to hell just like my mama. Veteran, surfer, Dodger fan. But mostly, I have a dog. #Cal #UCLA
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Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives https://theonion.com/grandma-thankfully-dies-before-sisters-girlfriend-arrives/
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Anonymous food critics don't get special treatment, so this tracks with the New Post.
For the first time in 26 years, The Post has a new food critic.

“I’ll cover dining here with the rigor and attention that locals deserve, and I will continue to write about the way restaurant culture is evolving nationwide,” writes Elazar Sontag.
Column | Meet The Washington Post’s new food critic
Elazar Sontag is The Post’s next food critic — and he won’t be anonymous.
wapo.st
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
He couldn't find Romania on a map. Of Romania.
November 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
“He is more attuned to the needs of everyone instead of just the rich,” Mosura, 55, said on a recent afternoon. “I think he knows it’s the poor people that got him elected, so I think Trump is going to do more to help us.” 😶
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/...
After backing Trump, low-income voters hope he doesn’t slash their benefits
Voters in the struggling Pennsylvania city of New Castle backed Donald Trump hoping he’d curb inflation. But he’ll be under pressure to cut federal spending.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Pitchers and catchers report in 101 days.
November 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
My favorite part of the Great Gatsby.
November 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Kinda weird to watch Christmas TV commercials while I still have my World Series lights up.
October 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Will Klein. Say his name!
October 28, 2025 at 6:47 AM
In the 19th inning, every player has a bat.
October 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM
During the 18th-inning stretch, Dodger fans stand and sing "Paradise City."
October 28, 2025 at 6:21 AM
The Dodgers and Blue Jays have gone through 225 balls tonight. My last Little League team went through four in two years.
October 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
"A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe… "
October 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Ronald Reagan, the great liberal propagandist. 🙄
WELKER: Why is the president setting trade policy based on a TV ad he doesn't like?

BESSENT: This is a kind of propaganda against US citizens. It's psyops
October 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Happy Fall Classic to all who celebrate. ⚾
October 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
We can do better than 7 million.
October 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My $45 stove part from Canada. And the $80 tariff. Total: $125. He's a stable genius, alright.
October 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The excavator in the widely circulated photo is a Volvo. Nice work, Caterpillar.
This is who is paying for the destruction of the White House East Wing, per @wsj.com

Altria Group Inc.
Amazon
Apple Inc.
Booz Allen Hamilton Holding Corp.
Caterpillar Inc.
Coinbase Global
Comcast Corp.
Hard Rock International
Google
HP Inc.
Lockheed Martin Corp.
Meta Platforms Inc.
1/3
October 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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What if instead of playing Game 7, the Blue Jays and Mariners settled on a truce and agreed to send their best 26 guys to go beat the shit out of the Dodgers, for humanity’s sake?
October 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Woo is pitching. For the Mariners. 🤣
October 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Brewers fans sure look like they’re attending their last home game of the season.
October 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM