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VelSparko's Talkin Turkey (and creamed corn)

@velsparko.bsky.social

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hi i'm Bill Hogarth and i eat ass. i'm on the other blue social media site but now i'm here too. also on discord, letterboxd, rateyourmusic, discogs, a watch list etc. physical media collector & enjoyer. DM to license my posts

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VelSparko's Talkin Turkey (and creamed corn) @velsparko.bsky.social · Feb 1

Jean-Claude Fan Camme

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VelSparko's Talkin Turkey (and creamed corn) @velsparko.bsky.social · 1d

i woke up in a new biscotti

VelSparko's Talkin Turkey (and creamed corn) @velsparko.bsky.social · 4d

Green Day if VTubers existed in the 2000s: I beg to dream and differ from the Hololives

VelSparko's Talkin Turkey (and creamed corn) @velsparko.bsky.social · 5d

unfortunately the sandwich shop is still closed

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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · 7d

me eating a Kit

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 7d

OK. Let's fucking go. Kat next.

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VelSparko's Talkin Turkey (and creamed corn) @velsparko.bsky.social · 7d

special thanks to the like 100+ others i follow but could not fit in this skeet you are all fun and make many people's days better just by being yourselves :)

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john ‮‮ @wilddog.bsky.social · Oct 15

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

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VelSparko's Talkin Turkey (and creamed corn) @velsparko.bsky.social · 7d

idk what the "Oshi Day" post format is but here are some vtubers/streamers i enjoy:
Enrico
Limealicious
BuffPup
ShiaBun
RoseDoodle
AICandii
BasilWoof
BooTheRat
Chibidoki
Hackerling
MintCastella
RinPenrose
Meat
Coqui
Paper_Dawn
TriaCosmicgarden
Cirno_TV
Gravy_Gator
AmoAster
Jaxxom
Mooscue
Dr.NOVA(e)

VelSparko's Talkin Turkey (and creamed corn) @velsparko.bsky.social · 7d

ordering the ICE Melter for lunch today (sub with extra mustard and onions)

VelSparko's Talkin Turkey (and creamed corn) @velsparko.bsky.social · 9d

if they brought back that tv show Baggage every guy would have the same 3 problems: "I spend 4 hours a day gooning", "I post AI generated racist memes on Facebook", and "I won't have sex until I'm married"

VelSparko's Talkin Turkey (and creamed corn) @velsparko.bsky.social · 10d

Daylight? They should have been saving Pokémon creatures!

VelSparko's Talkin Turkey (and creamed corn) @velsparko.bsky.social · 10d

another 18 innings for the world series

"SpongeBob Ballin" artwork by Nicole Kim

VelSparko's Talkin Turkey (and creamed corn) @velsparko.bsky.social · 10d

i have decided that all the Arbys ads are narrated specifically by Luther from Mission Impossible and not a separate character

VelSparko's Talkin Turkey (and creamed corn) @velsparko.bsky.social · 10d

eating one popeyes biscuit without a drink isn't even that bad. two i could see the meme working but not just one

VelSparko's Talkin Turkey (and creamed corn) @velsparko.bsky.social · 11d

never played minecraft but i make the villager ough sound 8 times whenever i get in or out of bed

VelSparko's Talkin Turkey (and creamed corn) @velsparko.bsky.social · 11d

anyone else think Christopher Mintz-Plasse sounds a bit like Zach from Smiling Friends

VelSparko's Talkin Turkey (and creamed corn) @velsparko.bsky.social · 11d

Mike Flanagan please give NorthernLion a cameo in the Carrie series, he is also in Vancouver and enjoys your work, thanks

VelSparko's Talkin Turkey (and creamed corn) @velsparko.bsky.social · 14d

embarassed to say how much i would enjoy A Cheddar Goblin Christmas where he saves Santa from hunger by vomiting macaroni and cheese all over the place

VelSparko's Talkin Turkey (and creamed corn) @velsparko.bsky.social · 18d

do you think Andy Kaufman would agree to wrestle Pat Riley (from SNL) and if so who would win

VelSparko's Talkin Turkey (and creamed corn) @velsparko.bsky.social · 19d

Their pay checks ought to be interesting

VelSparko's Talkin Turkey (and creamed corn) @velsparko.bsky.social · 19d

someone at Wikipedia is obsessed with Alexander McQueen, feels like evety couple weeks something related to him or his work is featured somewhere on the main page

VelSparko's Talkin Turkey (and creamed corn) @velsparko.bsky.social · 21d

17th century king: Caſt his heathenly aſs into the Oubliette!
GenZ time traveler who didn't take the SAT: aw thanks man I've been holding it in since I got here

VelSparko's Talkin Turkey (and creamed corn) @velsparko.bsky.social · 21d

David Byrne backstage on the Stop Making Sense tour fuming in the big suit because Chris Frantz called them THE Talking Heads again

VelSparko's Talkin Turkey (and creamed corn) @velsparko.bsky.social · 29d

got a bag of pickle flavor Dum-Dums and they are SO nasty dude, i gave up after like 30 seconds trying to tolerate it. i like pickles but these taste so bad. i don't think i'll even be able to give these away

VelSparko's Talkin Turkey (and creamed corn) @velsparko.bsky.social · Oct 13

really hope Dave Stieb gets to throw a first pitch at one of these postseason Jays games. playoffs or the series. doesn't matter. few deserve it more