Velo Mike
@velomike.bsky.social
Therapy is sexy. I believe in personal responsibility, autonomy, sex positivity, and freedom for yourself and others. Aspiring to improve my health one change at a time and spendfulness with my time and money. Minneapolis.
If laughter was cocaine, hotdogs or nacho cheese... More people would 🤨 at these bios.
There is simply a lack of laughter today. If you can box up some laughter, then you can corner the market on these dating apps.
Careful though, traps all around. A significant number of people warn that they'll fall in love if you make them laugh.
Careful though, traps all around. A significant number of people warn that they'll fall in love if you make them laugh.
November 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
If laughter was cocaine, hotdogs or nacho cheese... More people would 🤨 at these bios.
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You guys, the person exercising the powers of the presidency is constitutionally disqualified from holding the office and he’s having the White House bulldozed. This is true and it’s happening, right? I’m not dreaming this?
October 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
You guys, the person exercising the powers of the presidency is constitutionally disqualified from holding the office and he’s having the White House bulldozed. This is true and it’s happening, right? I’m not dreaming this?
You can be successful, extraordinary, and achieve greatness if you don't subscribe to how they measure success. Little clue, that measurement allows them to exploit your efforts.
October 14, 2025 at 12:13 PM
You can be successful, extraordinary, and achieve greatness if you don't subscribe to how they measure success. Little clue, that measurement allows them to exploit your efforts.
Ok, online dating is new for me yet I feel like not having 40% of your profile photos being in a bathroom is a low bar to exceed and yet.... It has happened more than once.
October 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Ok, online dating is new for me yet I feel like not having 40% of your profile photos being in a bathroom is a low bar to exceed and yet.... It has happened more than once.
Today the movers are going to be taking most of the furniture. I'm sitting here on one of the few pieces I get to keep (because it's broken). Drinking coffee, making a list, open heart and excitement for the possibilities for the future.
Dog curled up next to me, cat head butting my neck.
Dog curled up next to me, cat head butting my neck.
October 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Today the movers are going to be taking most of the furniture. I'm sitting here on one of the few pieces I get to keep (because it's broken). Drinking coffee, making a list, open heart and excitement for the possibilities for the future.
Dog curled up next to me, cat head butting my neck.
Dog curled up next to me, cat head butting my neck.
There is simply a lack of laughter today. If you can box up some laughter, then you can corner the market on these dating apps.
Careful though, traps all around. A significant number of people warn that they'll fall in love if you make them laugh.
Careful though, traps all around. A significant number of people warn that they'll fall in love if you make them laugh.
October 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
There is simply a lack of laughter today. If you can box up some laughter, then you can corner the market on these dating apps.
Careful though, traps all around. A significant number of people warn that they'll fall in love if you make them laugh.
Careful though, traps all around. A significant number of people warn that they'll fall in love if you make them laugh.
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Now this is Content
September 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Now this is Content
I stayed up way too late last night thinking about broccoli and at what point is it no longer alive.
September 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I stayed up way too late last night thinking about broccoli and at what point is it no longer alive.
Small wins. No longer losing weight due to stress. Even after not being at the gym in three weeks. The gym is key for my health right now.
September 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Small wins. No longer losing weight due to stress. Even after not being at the gym in three weeks. The gym is key for my health right now.
I'm allowed to take my 2-year-old child on the bus, yet in a motor vehicle, I need a car seat.
Don't get me wrong. Love me a car seat. I don't understand the physics of why it's not needed in a bus? Why aren't seat belts for adults needed in a bus?
Don't get me wrong. Love me a car seat. I don't understand the physics of why it's not needed in a bus? Why aren't seat belts for adults needed in a bus?
September 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I'm allowed to take my 2-year-old child on the bus, yet in a motor vehicle, I need a car seat.
Don't get me wrong. Love me a car seat. I don't understand the physics of why it's not needed in a bus? Why aren't seat belts for adults needed in a bus?
Don't get me wrong. Love me a car seat. I don't understand the physics of why it's not needed in a bus? Why aren't seat belts for adults needed in a bus?
Dehydrators. Those "fast compost" products you see getting pushed hard... They are simply removing moisture. It's not creating compost. Don't waste your money.
September 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Dehydrators. Those "fast compost" products you see getting pushed hard... They are simply removing moisture. It's not creating compost. Don't waste your money.
You should do it. Yes you... you've sat through more commercials than the time being asked here...
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September 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
You should do it. Yes you... you've sat through more commercials than the time being asked here...
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We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.
September 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.
Dating apps are new to me. I quickly determined I will need some new photos.
* Hiking with the sunset in the background
* Fancy clothes at an event like a wedding
* Brunch wearing something sharp yet casual while ignoring the camera.
* Effortless hair while in a hoodie cuddling with a cat or dig
* Hiking with the sunset in the background
* Fancy clothes at an event like a wedding
* Brunch wearing something sharp yet casual while ignoring the camera.
* Effortless hair while in a hoodie cuddling with a cat or dig
August 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Dating apps are new to me. I quickly determined I will need some new photos.
* Hiking with the sunset in the background
* Fancy clothes at an event like a wedding
* Brunch wearing something sharp yet casual while ignoring the camera.
* Effortless hair while in a hoodie cuddling with a cat or dig
* Hiking with the sunset in the background
* Fancy clothes at an event like a wedding
* Brunch wearing something sharp yet casual while ignoring the camera.
* Effortless hair while in a hoodie cuddling with a cat or dig
Read these profound words this morning:
"it is through knowing our why for doing something- not just what we are doing and how we do it- that leads to success in our endeavors." Simon Sinek
"it is through knowing our why for doing something- not just what we are doing and how we do it- that leads to success in our endeavors." Simon Sinek
August 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Read these profound words this morning:
"it is through knowing our why for doing something- not just what we are doing and how we do it- that leads to success in our endeavors." Simon Sinek
"it is through knowing our why for doing something- not just what we are doing and how we do it- that leads to success in our endeavors." Simon Sinek
My partner of 16 years has decided to leave the relationship. Three months of therapy concluded with one sided effort/personal growth.
No appetite means I don't even get to enjoy a ridiculous amount of ice cream.
No appetite means I don't even get to enjoy a ridiculous amount of ice cream.
a brown dog standing next to a white table with the words `` i has the sad '' written above it .
ALT: a brown dog standing next to a white table with the words `` i has the sad '' written above it .
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August 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
My partner of 16 years has decided to leave the relationship. Three months of therapy concluded with one sided effort/personal growth.
No appetite means I don't even get to enjoy a ridiculous amount of ice cream.
No appetite means I don't even get to enjoy a ridiculous amount of ice cream.
In Rio, the plane yoke shouldn't move the flaps or even if those were ailerons, then still shouldn't change with the control stick being pulled back. I feel like it should have nose dived at 1:20 into the movie. YET I am judging a kids movie where the propeller should have killed that evil bird.
August 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
In Rio, the plane yoke shouldn't move the flaps or even if those were ailerons, then still shouldn't change with the control stick being pulled back. I feel like it should have nose dived at 1:20 into the movie. YET I am judging a kids movie where the propeller should have killed that evil bird.
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August 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Brought to you by Big Drink. All products are all the same, mostly stimulants, water and sugar for extreme profit. Different packages, same meaningless buzz words (AI made that easier). They likely make you sick, but that's a long-term problem, that's not ours. Buy our products.
Brought to you by Big Gym. When your feelings are too big for dainty spheres of light, smash metal together and get that water and electrolytes out of your body. Make your arms spheres of muscle! Why stop at arms?? Become a human muscle donut hole. So round and at peace.
Brought to you by Big Bubble. When stress has you down, blow your worries into spheres of the light, to be carried by the wind. Buy our products.
August 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Brought to you by Big Gym. When your feelings are too big for dainty spheres of light, smash metal together and get that water and electrolytes out of your body. Make your arms spheres of muscle! Why stop at arms?? Become a human muscle donut hole. So round and at peace.
Brought to you by Big Bubble. When stress has you down, blow your worries into spheres of the light, to be carried by the wind. Buy our products.
August 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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August 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Council President @elliottpayne.org helping @wedge.live fix his bike at Open Streets. This is the type of constituent service Minneapolis residents deserve from their elected representatives.
August 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Council President @elliottpayne.org helping @wedge.live fix his bike at Open Streets. This is the type of constituent service Minneapolis residents deserve from their elected representatives.
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#Smithsonian removed their content on Trump's impeachment.
August 1, 2025 at 10:45 AM
#Smithsonian removed their content on Trump's impeachment.
I had to explain that healthy is a relative term today.
Like, if you got something different about you, say missing a finger, genetic issues with joints and ligaments or high blood pressure, or are Neuro divergent....
Healthy has different meanings because the context has changed..
Like, if you got something different about you, say missing a finger, genetic issues with joints and ligaments or high blood pressure, or are Neuro divergent....
Healthy has different meanings because the context has changed..
August 1, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I had to explain that healthy is a relative term today.
Like, if you got something different about you, say missing a finger, genetic issues with joints and ligaments or high blood pressure, or are Neuro divergent....
Healthy has different meanings because the context has changed..
Like, if you got something different about you, say missing a finger, genetic issues with joints and ligaments or high blood pressure, or are Neuro divergent....
Healthy has different meanings because the context has changed..