wariela • |-o-|
@vegansofrito.bsky.social
Pedreña, self-proclaimed Renaissance woman, and professional shitposter. 30. she/her • 🌈 🇵🇷
When you're sick and hungry but you're also an ingredient household 😭
December 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
When you're sick and hungry but you're also an ingredient household 😭
¿Qué le ven al Jonathan Bailey? 🧍🏻♀️
November 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
¿Qué le ven al Jonathan Bailey? 🧍🏻♀️
"Disable adblocker to enjoy this content" how about you shut the fuck up
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
"Disable adblocker to enjoy this content" how about you shut the fuck up
Nunca pierdo un scrunchy, pero cuando me compro uno marca Slip obviamente se me pierda y dentro de mi apartamento 😒
November 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Nunca pierdo un scrunchy, pero cuando me compro uno marca Slip obviamente se me pierda y dentro de mi apartamento 😒
A girl on the Gram™️ essentially called me friendless and rich bc I said my wedding isn't the only moment in my life where all my loved ones will sit in a room to celebrate me. Y'all really need to start decentering your romantic relationships, babes.
November 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
A girl on the Gram™️ essentially called me friendless and rich bc I said my wedding isn't the only moment in my life where all my loved ones will sit in a room to celebrate me. Y'all really need to start decentering your romantic relationships, babes.
I wanna be on Subway Takes so that I can illuminate the world with my infallible mantra: you can't be rude AND be a moron, you have to pick one or the other
November 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I wanna be on Subway Takes so that I can illuminate the world with my infallible mantra: you can't be rude AND be a moron, you have to pick one or the other
Man fuck daylight savings I feel like I've been run over by a freight train
November 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Man fuck daylight savings I feel like I've been run over by a freight train
Idk if it's the shape of her lips with all that filler but Mikayla Nogueira looks like a blow-up doll 🥴
November 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Idk if it's the shape of her lips with all that filler but Mikayla Nogueira looks like a blow-up doll 🥴
Had a very strong urge to call my dad, so I called my grandpa instead. It made me feel better, and then I thought: who the fuck am I gonna call when he's gone too?
October 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Had a very strong urge to call my dad, so I called my grandpa instead. It made me feel better, and then I thought: who the fuck am I gonna call when he's gone too?
Workout is done so now it's time to get violently high and play Pokemon
October 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Workout is done so now it's time to get violently high and play Pokemon
My desire to be a parent is so at odds with the horrors of child-bearing
October 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My desire to be a parent is so at odds with the horrors of child-bearing
Kindle Unlimited is basically Wattpad for sexually active fiends
October 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Kindle Unlimited is basically Wattpad for sexually active fiends
Every single PreP commercial features queer people. I'm not sure that sends the right message lmao
October 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Every single PreP commercial features queer people. I'm not sure that sends the right message lmao
Rewatching Parks and Rec. Makes sense that Leslie is a Capricorn.
October 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Rewatching Parks and Rec. Makes sense that Leslie is a Capricorn.
Why does Excedrin not do what I want it to do lol
October 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Why does Excedrin not do what I want it to do lol
Reading a bad book but having a hard time DNFing at 70% 🥴
October 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Reading a bad book but having a hard time DNFing at 70% 🥴
The silver lining of my boyfriend being so picky about his Italian subs is that I get to sample a bunch of different places. Then, when he settles for a place, I get to eat a really delicious sub once a week.
October 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The silver lining of my boyfriend being so picky about his Italian subs is that I get to sample a bunch of different places. Then, when he settles for a place, I get to eat a really delicious sub once a week.
I can't believe I'm seeing Rush live. I've been intermittently crying about this all day.
October 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I can't believe I'm seeing Rush live. I've been intermittently crying about this all day.
If someone ever sent me an AI video of my dead dad I would lose the last crumb of sanity I have left
October 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
If someone ever sent me an AI video of my dead dad I would lose the last crumb of sanity I have left
It's been a while since I've been so excited about a tour announcement. It would literally be the event of a lifetime for me to be able to see Rush live. Just thinking about it makes me tear up.
October 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It's been a while since I've been so excited about a tour announcement. It would literally be the event of a lifetime for me to be able to see Rush live. Just thinking about it makes me tear up.
I checked my brokerage account today and it said I'm on track to retiring in 35yrs 🧍🏻♀️
October 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I checked my brokerage account today and it said I'm on track to retiring in 35yrs 🧍🏻♀️
Been crying all day about Jane Goodall. She was my hero, an inspiration, and a big reason for my love of animals, primates, conservation, and a big influence on my idiosyncrasies of hope, optimism, and fierce advocacy. The world lost a giant today.
October 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Been crying all day about Jane Goodall. She was my hero, an inspiration, and a big reason for my love of animals, primates, conservation, and a big influence on my idiosyncrasies of hope, optimism, and fierce advocacy. The world lost a giant today.
He llorado tanto con el fallecimiento de Jane Goodall.
October 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
He llorado tanto con el fallecimiento de Jane Goodall.
Some day, I will visit Katmai and see the fat bears with my own two eyes and it will be the best damn day of my life
September 26, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Some day, I will visit Katmai and see the fat bears with my own two eyes and it will be the best damn day of my life
Grateful that my family has not been brainwashed by MAGA propaganda and stand strong against this insanity
September 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Grateful that my family has not been brainwashed by MAGA propaganda and stand strong against this insanity