Michiel van Leening | ⌨️ 🏴☠️ 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
@vanleening.bsky.social
Systems Architect - I assemble networked stuff 😆
NL | Signage | Backend | Node/Bun | DevOps | Debian since v0.9
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NL | Signage | Backend | Node/Bun | DevOps | Debian since v0.9
Wait, you can have more than 140 characters in your bio?
Some people should get some sleep instead of rage posting at night.
November 27, 2024 at 8:06 AM
Some people should get some sleep instead of rage posting at night.
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CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays!
ME: Okay, so, no eggs for breakfast.
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, eggs are okay.
ME: But eggs are chickens, right?
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, not until they hatch.
ME: OH. So, a thing isn't a thing until it's born?
CATHOLIC CHURCH: Correct. No, WAIT -
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays!
ME: Okay, so, no eggs for breakfast.
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, eggs are okay.
ME: But eggs are chickens, right?
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, not until they hatch.
ME: OH. So, a thing isn't a thing until it's born?
CATHOLIC CHURCH: Correct. No, WAIT -
September 2, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays!
ME: Okay, so, no eggs for breakfast.
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, eggs are okay.
ME: But eggs are chickens, right?
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, not until they hatch.
ME: OH. So, a thing isn't a thing until it's born?
CATHOLIC CHURCH: Correct. No, WAIT -
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays!
ME: Okay, so, no eggs for breakfast.
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, eggs are okay.
ME: But eggs are chickens, right?
CATHOLIC CHURCH: No, not until they hatch.
ME: OH. So, a thing isn't a thing until it's born?
CATHOLIC CHURCH: Correct. No, WAIT -
What ever happened to "the EU is dumb with their commie regulators?"
Look who's jealous now 😎
www.theverge.com/2024/8/24/24...
Look who's jealous now 😎
www.theverge.com/2024/8/24/24...
European iPhones are more fun now
Inside you there are two iPhones.
www.theverge.com
August 25, 2024 at 6:30 AM
What ever happened to "the EU is dumb with their commie regulators?"
Look who's jealous now 😎
www.theverge.com/2024/8/24/24...
Look who's jealous now 😎
www.theverge.com/2024/8/24/24...
You can take people out of Twitter, but you'll never get Twitter out of them.
How this person decides that everyone is so far beneath him and calling them COMMUNIST in one feel swoop is not what we do here.
Grow up, “Stan”.
How this person decides that everyone is so far beneath him and calling them COMMUNIST in one feel swoop is not what we do here.
Grow up, “Stan”.
August 22, 2024 at 6:13 AM
You can take people out of Twitter, but you'll never get Twitter out of them.
How this person decides that everyone is so far beneath him and calling them COMMUNIST in one feel swoop is not what we do here.
Grow up, “Stan”.
How this person decides that everyone is so far beneath him and calling them COMMUNIST in one feel swoop is not what we do here.
Grow up, “Stan”.
Wow. Just wow.
August 19, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Wow. Just wow.
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Some exciting news:
We have made The Onion's historical front page archive, dating back to 1900, available and free for all.
Explore history with us, starting with this day in 1932:
theonion.com/front-page-a...
We have made The Onion's historical front page archive, dating back to 1900, available and free for all.
Explore history with us, starting with this day in 1932:
theonion.com/front-page-a...
August 19, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Some exciting news:
We have made The Onion's historical front page archive, dating back to 1900, available and free for all.
Explore history with us, starting with this day in 1932:
theonion.com/front-page-a...
We have made The Onion's historical front page archive, dating back to 1900, available and free for all.
Explore history with us, starting with this day in 1932:
theonion.com/front-page-a...
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This is my favorite Kamala Harris anecdote I’ve read yet. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
August 18, 2024 at 1:02 PM
This is my favorite Kamala Harris anecdote I’ve read yet. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Reposted by Michiel van Leening | ⌨️ 🏴☠️ 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Reposted by Michiel van Leening | ⌨️ 🏴☠️ 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Geologists find solid evidence of ancient ‘snowball Earth’ www.popsci.com/science/snow...
Geologists find solid evidence of ancient 'snowball Earth'
Complex life likely arose after a pretty frosty time.
www.popsci.com
August 17, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Geologists find solid evidence of ancient ‘snowball Earth’ www.popsci.com/science/snow...
I wanted to delete my suspended ex-Twitter account but that seems to be impossible.
Downloading data also not possible.
Filed a complaint with the Dutch privacy authority. Hahaha, as if that will help.
Anyway, the people on this site are so much better. None of the abusive behavior afaict!
Downloading data also not possible.
Filed a complaint with the Dutch privacy authority. Hahaha, as if that will help.
Anyway, the people on this site are so much better. None of the abusive behavior afaict!
August 18, 2024 at 6:17 AM
I wanted to delete my suspended ex-Twitter account but that seems to be impossible.
Downloading data also not possible.
Filed a complaint with the Dutch privacy authority. Hahaha, as if that will help.
Anyway, the people on this site are so much better. None of the abusive behavior afaict!
Downloading data also not possible.
Filed a complaint with the Dutch privacy authority. Hahaha, as if that will help.
Anyway, the people on this site are so much better. None of the abusive behavior afaict!
I needed this product when I was working on a scraper 20 years ago.
Secretly wish we had some scraping to do 🤣
Secretly wish we had some scraping to do 🤣
📦 apify / crawlee
⭐ 14,312 (+45)
🗒 TypeScript
Crawlee—A web scraping and browser automation library for Node.js to build reliable crawlers. In JavaScript and TypeScript. Extract data for AI, LLMs, RAG, or GPTs. Download HTML, PDF, JPG, PNG, and other files from websites. Works with Pupp...
⭐ 14,312 (+45)
🗒 TypeScript
Crawlee—A web scraping and browser automation library for Node.js to build reliable crawlers. In JavaScript and TypeScript. Extract data for AI, LLMs, RAG, or GPTs. Download HTML, PDF, JPG, PNG, and other files from websites. Works with Pupp...
GitHub - apify/crawlee: Crawlee—A web scraping and browser automation library for Node.js to build reliable crawlers. In JavaScript and TypeScript. Extract data for AI, LLMs, RAG, or GPTs. Download HTML, PDF, JPG, PNG, and other files from websites. Works with Puppeteer, Playwright, Cheerio, JSDOM, and raw HTTP. Both headful and headless mode. With proxy rotation.
Crawlee—A web scraping and browser automation library for Node.js to build reliable crawlers. In JavaScript and TypeScript. Extract data for AI, LLMs, RAG, or GPTs. Download HTML, PDF, JPG, PNG, an...
github.com
August 18, 2024 at 6:08 AM
I needed this product when I was working on a scraper 20 years ago.
Secretly wish we had some scraping to do 🤣
Secretly wish we had some scraping to do 🤣
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between the 90s and the 2020s there are at least 300 separate film alone that talk about how the single stupidest thing a villain can do is monologue BEFORE victory and these guys are so full of main character syndrome they did it anyway
"He claimed that Trump has ‘blessed’ his organization and ‘he’s very supportive of what we do.'”
In secretly recorded video, Project 2025 co-author says he’s drafted hundreds of executive orders for Trump | CNN Politics
Russell Vought, a co-author of Project 2025, was caught on a secretly recorded video saying that Trump’s denials of any connection with the conservative policy blueprint were politics.
www.cnn.com
August 15, 2024 at 4:02 PM
between the 90s and the 2020s there are at least 300 separate film alone that talk about how the single stupidest thing a villain can do is monologue BEFORE victory and these guys are so full of main character syndrome they did it anyway
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Team Harris TELLING people to tune into Trump's presser today might be the biggest hater move in the history of politics and I fucking love it so much
August 15, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Team Harris TELLING people to tune into Trump's presser today might be the biggest hater move in the history of politics and I fucking love it so much
I still have a locked #Twitter account I sometimes use to read Satan's tweets or watch The Daily Show clips.
These are now regular follower requests
These are now regular follower requests
August 15, 2024 at 9:52 PM
I still have a locked #Twitter account I sometimes use to read Satan's tweets or watch The Daily Show clips.
These are now regular follower requests
These are now regular follower requests
They're going to throw the e-book at him!
Finally 😆
Dotcom is an extreme right-wing grifter, totally up the Orange Guy's ass.
Finally 😆
Dotcom is an extreme right-wing grifter, totally up the Orange Guy's ass.
New Zealand signs an extradition order for Kim Dotcom to the US, where he faces criminal charges related to Megaupload; Dotcom has fought extradition since 2012 (Reuters)
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
August 15, 2024 at 12:17 PM
They're going to throw the e-book at him!
Finally 😆
Dotcom is an extreme right-wing grifter, totally up the Orange Guy's ass.
Finally 😆
Dotcom is an extreme right-wing grifter, totally up the Orange Guy's ass.
Not dodgy at all. No no no, this a legitimate service that just so happens to also sell social media accounts for those wanting to partake in "real discourse"
Yeah right.
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Yeah right.
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August 15, 2024 at 10:48 AM
Not dodgy at all. No no no, this a legitimate service that just so happens to also sell social media accounts for those wanting to partake in "real discourse"
Yeah right.
buy5starshop.com/product-cate...
Yeah right.
buy5starshop.com/product-cate...
@why.bsky.team Hey, it seems that "The 'Gram" feed is returning a server error. Bluesky is telling me to let you know 😁
August 15, 2024 at 10:33 AM
@why.bsky.team Hey, it seems that "The 'Gram" feed is returning a server error. Bluesky is telling me to let you know 😁
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The @UNFAO has degenerated into a disinformation outlet. It's a disgraceful abandonment of its mission, to favour corporate interests. Important report by @ArthurNeslen
www.climatechangenews.com/2024/08/14/f...
www.climatechangenews.com/2024/08/14/f...
FAO report backs growth of livestock industry despite emissions
Experts criticize the FAO for not recommending a reduction in the livestock industry in its report, despite the importance of cutting methane emissions to combat global warming.
www.climatechangenews.com
August 15, 2024 at 8:25 AM
The @UNFAO has degenerated into a disinformation outlet. It's a disgraceful abandonment of its mission, to favour corporate interests. Important report by @ArthurNeslen
www.climatechangenews.com/2024/08/14/f...
www.climatechangenews.com/2024/08/14/f...
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An erotic short story in three acts
August 14, 2024 at 11:50 AM
An erotic short story in three acts
Actually, I have some mixed emotions with Kamala Harris becoming president.
It would mean 4 years of NYT, WaPo and the other rags bashing their duly elected president as if she were Putin, all while praising Putin daily.
Otoh, *really* looking forward to her schooling them.
Every. Single. Time.
It would mean 4 years of NYT, WaPo and the other rags bashing their duly elected president as if she were Putin, all while praising Putin daily.
Otoh, *really* looking forward to her schooling them.
Every. Single. Time.
August 15, 2024 at 6:31 AM
Actually, I have some mixed emotions with Kamala Harris becoming president.
It would mean 4 years of NYT, WaPo and the other rags bashing their duly elected president as if she were Putin, all while praising Putin daily.
Otoh, *really* looking forward to her schooling them.
Every. Single. Time.
It would mean 4 years of NYT, WaPo and the other rags bashing their duly elected president as if she were Putin, all while praising Putin daily.
Otoh, *really* looking forward to her schooling them.
Every. Single. Time.