VampireCarly
vampirecarly.bsky.social
VampireCarly
@vampirecarly.bsky.social
Vampire. Elder Goth. Spooky chick. Sassy, snarky, sinister and sincere. Raccoon enthusiast. Pet lover. Underemployed film/tv payroll accountant. Just a woman sick of it all.
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Read it slowly and understand it. 😳🥺

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February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Knowing nothing about foozball, not only do The Chiefs not get a three peat, they have to return their other 2 Superb Owl trophies in shame.
February 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Did anyone tell The Chiefs that the Super Bowl was TODAY?
February 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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January 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
It’s fine. This is fine. #tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Biden punted to DJT and said TT was bluffing. TT pulled the goalie early and said bluff this mfer. Then posted praises for DJT. What is this timeline and how do I get out.
January 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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A Snoop Dogg CD works really well to scrape dog shit off of the sidewalk.

Follow me for more life hacks.
January 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Drunk Santa sightings are the best.
December 22, 2024 at 11:41 PM
I hope you all have a day as great as when my dogs go for a car ride to the park
November 13, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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Department of Government Efficiency.
November 13, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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Rereading “Let This Radicalize You” by @prisonculture.bsky.social and I’m hanging on to this paragraph right here…
November 12, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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Watching the Twitter exodus in real time like
a raccoon is sitting on the ground with its paws folded in prayer and smiling .
ALT: a raccoon is sitting on the ground with its paws folded in prayer and smiling .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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Just saying 😏☕️
November 12, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Side eyeing half this country while I piece myself back together.
November 13, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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you ever seen a more relatable headline
November 13, 2024 at 2:25 AM
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Goodreads is owned by Amazon & there is an AMAZING alternative‼️

The StoryGraph is a black women-owned competitor to GoodReads with better UI in my opinion.
When you sign up you can even transfer your data from Goodreads to StoryGraph!
November 12, 2024 at 1:59 PM