ElisaC
@utterbiscuitry.bsky.social
I write, knit, and get up to all sorts of nerdery.
Sometimes I cook weird things.
Sometimes I cook weird things.
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Scene outside ICE facility in Portland where DHS Sec. Noem is expected to visit today. Sound on for one protestor’s soundtrack.
October 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Scene outside ICE facility in Portland where DHS Sec. Noem is expected to visit today. Sound on for one protestor’s soundtrack.
TIL: pumpkins and zucchini can cross.
August 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
TIL: pumpkins and zucchini can cross.
Ladies and gentlemen, start your wieners!
www.motortrend.com/news/oscar-m...
www.motortrend.com/news/oscar-m...
www.motortrend.com
May 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, start your wieners!
www.motortrend.com/news/oscar-m...
www.motortrend.com/news/oscar-m...
I wish everyone luck in the Gen Con event hunger games. I'm 6782 in line...
May 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I wish everyone luck in the Gen Con event hunger games. I'm 6782 in line...
I was promised an epic thunderstorm last. They said hail the size of limes, because anything but the metric system...and we didn't even get rain. So disappointed.
March 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I was promised an epic thunderstorm last. They said hail the size of limes, because anything but the metric system...and we didn't even get rain. So disappointed.
IT would be wrong to fill them with gummi brains. Just wrong. So wrong.
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Transform your Easter egg hunt or VBS scavenger hunt into a faith-focused fun activity with these cute plastic Easter eggs! Each egg is shaped to look just ...
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March 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
IT would be wrong to fill them with gummi brains. Just wrong. So wrong.
It's the celebrity endorsement I was not expecting this morning in my feed!
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www.cologuard.com/getlow2?utm_...
Lil Jon and Cologuard Get Low | Cologuard Patient Site
It's time to Get Low with Lil Jon and Cologuard. Learn more about Get Low #2 and how to order your Cologuard test to get ahead of colon cancer...
www.cologuard.com
March 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It's the celebrity endorsement I was not expecting this morning in my feed!
www.cologuard.com/getlow2?utm_...
www.cologuard.com/getlow2?utm_...
Just so you know...because, well, the world is still scary, you can still get the following scary diseases here in the U.S:
1) Leprosy. Armadillos are a natural reservoir for it.
2) Bubonic Plague: Alive and well in the SW.
3) Anthrax: Naturally occurring in the soil everywhere.
Hope that helps.
1) Leprosy. Armadillos are a natural reservoir for it.
2) Bubonic Plague: Alive and well in the SW.
3) Anthrax: Naturally occurring in the soil everywhere.
Hope that helps.
March 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Just so you know...because, well, the world is still scary, you can still get the following scary diseases here in the U.S:
1) Leprosy. Armadillos are a natural reservoir for it.
2) Bubonic Plague: Alive and well in the SW.
3) Anthrax: Naturally occurring in the soil everywhere.
Hope that helps.
1) Leprosy. Armadillos are a natural reservoir for it.
2) Bubonic Plague: Alive and well in the SW.
3) Anthrax: Naturally occurring in the soil everywhere.
Hope that helps.
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British cartoonist RE Burke was backpacking through North America. Now she’s locked up in an ICE detention facility. www.comicsbeat.com/cartoonist-r...
Cartoonist R.E. Burke detained by ICE on backpacking trip
British cartoonist R.E. Burke has been detained by ICE for more than a week as an illegal alien, and her father is asking for help.
www.comicsbeat.com
March 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
British cartoonist RE Burke was backpacking through North America. Now she’s locked up in an ICE detention facility. www.comicsbeat.com/cartoonist-r...
Oregon Trail was right. The warned us back in the days of floppy disks and we did NOT listen.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/h...
www.usatoday.com/story/news/h...
Dysentery cases on the rise in the Portland area: 40 new cases reported in January alone
Cases of dysentery have consistently been on the rise in the Portland, Oregon area year-over-year since 2012, officials said.
www.usatoday.com
March 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Oregon Trail was right. The warned us back in the days of floppy disks and we did NOT listen.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/h...
www.usatoday.com/story/news/h...
Today has been a lot. Here's a little something to feel better about.
www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/n...
www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/n...
Lost stuffed bunny found at Pittsburgh International Airport reunited with its owner
Earlier this week, a stuffed bunny was found at the baggage claim and the airport put the call out to find the owner.
www.cbsnews.com
March 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Today has been a lot. Here's a little something to feel better about.
www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/n...
www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/n...
Please enjoy some low-anxiety brain rot.
Chip spin 4K (Funky Town)
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February 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Please enjoy some low-anxiety brain rot.
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At OPM, Musk’s staffers won’t leave—they work around the clock and have even installed sofa beds in the office. Our access to data systems has been restricted, raising serious concerns about cybersecurity and a complete lack of oversight. We are keeping our heads down and documenting everything.
February 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
At OPM, Musk’s staffers won’t leave—they work around the clock and have even installed sofa beds in the office. Our access to data systems has been restricted, raising serious concerns about cybersecurity and a complete lack of oversight. We are keeping our heads down and documenting everything.
Portland would like you to know that it went a whole year without pooping in its own water supply, just like a Big City.
The Oregonian reports that Public Works will get to order their favorite pizza for dinner, and afterwards go to Target for those Paw Patrol pajamas they've been begging for.
The Oregonian reports that Public Works will get to order their favorite pizza for dinner, and afterwards go to Target for those Paw Patrol pajamas they've been begging for.
January 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Portland would like you to know that it went a whole year without pooping in its own water supply, just like a Big City.
The Oregonian reports that Public Works will get to order their favorite pizza for dinner, and afterwards go to Target for those Paw Patrol pajamas they've been begging for.
The Oregonian reports that Public Works will get to order their favorite pizza for dinner, and afterwards go to Target for those Paw Patrol pajamas they've been begging for.
He died doing what made him happy. I guess.
Pardoned Jan. 6 rioter killed by police in northern Indiana traffic stop
The Indiana State Police are investigating an officer-involved shooting, which led to the death of Matthew Huttle, 42, from Hobart, on Sunday.
www.indystar.com
January 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
He died doing what made him happy. I guess.
This past week has been long and exhausting, so I made comfort food that photographs terribly.
Baaah Buns: Runsas with braised goat, wild mushrooms and goat cheddar.
Baaah Buns: Runsas with braised goat, wild mushrooms and goat cheddar.
January 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
This past week has been long and exhausting, so I made comfort food that photographs terribly.
Baaah Buns: Runsas with braised goat, wild mushrooms and goat cheddar.
Baaah Buns: Runsas with braised goat, wild mushrooms and goat cheddar.
*Sigh* We're not a nonprofit, and I'm not sure "infamous" is the word to use when you're trying to leverage your "free cookie" tool to upsell your paid service.
January 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
*Sigh* We're not a nonprofit, and I'm not sure "infamous" is the word to use when you're trying to leverage your "free cookie" tool to upsell your paid service.
Me: Writing Weekend!
Universe: No, I think not. Your fridge stopped working Thursday. And your kid's gonna be sick Saturday morning. Your misssed deadlines and tears give me life.
Universe: No, I think not. Your fridge stopped working Thursday. And your kid's gonna be sick Saturday morning. Your misssed deadlines and tears give me life.
January 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Me: Writing Weekend!
Universe: No, I think not. Your fridge stopped working Thursday. And your kid's gonna be sick Saturday morning. Your misssed deadlines and tears give me life.
Universe: No, I think not. Your fridge stopped working Thursday. And your kid's gonna be sick Saturday morning. Your misssed deadlines and tears give me life.
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Apparently David Lynch has just passed.
Always preserve your curiosity and fascination with the world, and maybe you too will be like him.
Always preserve your curiosity and fascination with the world, and maybe you too will be like him.
January 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Apparently David Lynch has just passed.
Always preserve your curiosity and fascination with the world, and maybe you too will be like him.
Always preserve your curiosity and fascination with the world, and maybe you too will be like him.
As seen during the job search.
I think we all have experience with Ant, just not in a professional capacity.
I think we all have experience with Ant, just not in a professional capacity.
December 11, 2024 at 6:20 PM
As seen during the job search.
I think we all have experience with Ant, just not in a professional capacity.
I think we all have experience with Ant, just not in a professional capacity.
Hello Everyone!
Welcome to The New Social Media Thing that I, an Elder Millennial, just managed to notice! Join me with a snack to wait and see if this sucker outperforms Google+
Welcome to The New Social Media Thing that I, an Elder Millennial, just managed to notice! Join me with a snack to wait and see if this sucker outperforms Google+
November 15, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Hello Everyone!
Welcome to The New Social Media Thing that I, an Elder Millennial, just managed to notice! Join me with a snack to wait and see if this sucker outperforms Google+
Welcome to The New Social Media Thing that I, an Elder Millennial, just managed to notice! Join me with a snack to wait and see if this sucker outperforms Google+