Jess
@urby87.bsky.social
• thirty-something • filthy liberal • midwest af • fluent in sarcasm • lover of nail polish, shoes, and art in all its forms • disaster bi • she/they
Told Tiny Human that Jonathan Groff is Kristoff in Frozen. Her eyes got big for a second and then she said softly, "I hear it now."
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Told Tiny Human that Jonathan Groff is Kristoff in Frozen. Her eyes got big for a second and then she said softly, "I hear it now."
Hot take, maybe?: Michelle Yeoh is not a *strong* singer, but she did as good of a job with her singing as Jeff Goldblum did with his.
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Hot take, maybe?: Michelle Yeoh is not a *strong* singer, but she did as good of a job with her singing as Jeff Goldblum did with his.
[PR - GIFTED] The Finding Feathers Lacquer Holiday 2025 collection is live! Shop now at findingfeatherslacquer.com!
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
[PR - GIFTED] The Finding Feathers Lacquer Holiday 2025 collection is live! Shop now at findingfeatherslacquer.com!
Happy Wicked: For Good Day to all who celebrate!
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Happy Wicked: For Good Day to all who celebrate!
Yay, sports! Available here: www.redbubble.com/people/silly...
October 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Yay, sports! Available here: www.redbubble.com/people/silly...
Got my flu shot and tdap booster today. Thanks, science!
October 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Got my flu shot and tdap booster today. Thanks, science!
October 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Pretty sure Cherry Coke is singlehandedly keeping me from dropping below 140 (and I'm fine with that).
October 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Pretty sure Cherry Coke is singlehandedly keeping me from dropping below 140 (and I'm fine with that).
Aunt Tifa mametag available here: www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1751...
October 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Aunt Tifa mametag available here: www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1751...
Wish I'd taken a picture, but Tiny Human was very pleased with herself yesterday for growing a baby cantaloupe that was apparently (I don't like melon) delicious.
August 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Wish I'd taken a picture, but Tiny Human was very pleased with herself yesterday for growing a baby cantaloupe that was apparently (I don't like melon) delicious.
Reposted by Jess
fact is:
i really just don't want to work. plain and simple.
i really just don't want to work. plain and simple.
August 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
fact is:
i really just don't want to work. plain and simple.
i really just don't want to work. plain and simple.
Got a few little succulents today. 😍
August 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Got a few little succulents today. 😍
Abolish ICE (multiple colors available, link leads to pink) www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1727...
August 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Abolish ICE (multiple colors available, link leads to pink) www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1727...
The truth is out there. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1726...
August 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The truth is out there. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1726...
Third impeachment's a charm? Maybe? www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1726...
August 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Third impeachment's a charm? Maybe? www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1726...
Choo choo, mfers! www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1726...
August 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Choo choo, mfers! www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1726...
Nebraska: more than corn (link leads to black) www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1726...
August 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Nebraska: more than corn (link leads to black) www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1726...
Wisconsin: more than cheese (link leads to black) www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1726...
August 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Wisconsin: more than cheese (link leads to black) www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1726...
Reposted by Jess
Too much "we're cooked" & not enough "we're not gonna take this shit"
August 2, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Too much "we're cooked" & not enough "we're not gonna take this shit"
Red baseball caps give me a little fight or flight response, ngl...
August 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Red baseball caps give me a little fight or flight response, ngl...