If TikTok gets banned then how else am I supposed to cope with modern day living

“If you could be any kind of vegetable what would you be?” A post-op lobotomy patient

Is the new Kendrick album gas or what

This cat in my lap tooted on me

If it was up to me I would eat cereal for breakfast, lunch and dinner. No questions asked

If I was God I would eliminate disease, war, hunger and thirst, jealousy, pain and traffic

This is the only good reason to live in Texas. guide.michelin.com/us/en/best-o...

Watching Alex Jones and Steve Bannon crying on livestream about InfoWars being sold off to the Onion😭😂

How I’ve been feeling post-election

I need more memes filling up my home page

Whenever I pop into X now, I'm just struck but how much worse the user experience is there with a timeline full of pointless ads, little engagement and pointless to post when external links are throttled.

Once I've finished archiving my COVID threads, I'll close up that account.

I would like to reiterate: We own everything. The broadcasting equipment, the supplements, the intellectual property for Brain Force Plus. We are still trying to figure out what to do with it.

The alt-right incels coming over here to be included

praying this will be all the hot people without the rampant racism of twitter

It's not enough to be right, you also have to be cool, or else you're just annoying

The perfect 2024 headline: The Onion Buys Infowars in bankruptcy auction. And yes, of course it's real.

I’m here to take away market share from a high jacked, propaganda machine that continues to allow and encourage disinformation and hate under the guise of “free speech”.