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🚨 If I post a MEME and you reply with a better MEME, I’m muting or blocking you then stealing your MEME 🤌
🚨 If I post a MEME that I STOLE and you point out it is a MEME I STOLE, I’m muting or blocking you then stealing your profile pic 🤌👉😎👈
🚨 If I post a MEME that I STOLE and you point out it is a MEME I STOLE, I’m muting or blocking you then stealing your profile pic 🤌👉😎👈
Imagine if @mbalazo.bsky.social posted this!!!!!
There is nothing more annoying and pointless than Blue MAGA accounts who make their entire thing pointing out stuff Trump's doing and saying "imagine if BIDEN had done this!!!!"
December 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Imagine if @mbalazo.bsky.social posted this!!!!!
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
There better be a gun in that meringue
There better be a gun in that meringue
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
There better be a gun in that meringue
There better be a gun in that meringue
Step forward our new BBC Director General....Nigel Farage!
November 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Step forward our new BBC Director General....Nigel Farage!
She smiles and says “I will always love you”
November 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
She smiles and says “I will always love you”
Firework cunts have started
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Firework cunts have started
I think I have a problem
November 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I think I have a problem
Quote post your favourite reaction gif of all time
October 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Quote post your favourite reaction gif of all time
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If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...
![[Scene is the entrance cabin to a NATIONAL TRUST PROPERTY AND GARDENS]
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NATIONAL TRUST EMPLOYEE [inside cabin]:
Hello there
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[A young family - two parents two kids - have arrived at the front desk].
DAD:
Hi - do you have an activity trail, for the kids?
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NT EMPLOYEE:
Of course – you’re just in time for the Autumn Gammon Trail!
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MUM:
That sounds fun, doesn’t it kids?
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NT EMPLOYEE [handing an activity sheet and pencils to the kids]:
Every autumn, the Reform Trust gammons flock back to the National Trust for the AGM. Just follow the trail round the grounds, and see how many you can spot!
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NT EMPLOYEE [hearing something in the gardens]:
Listen - that's their call
[Calls emanating from the landscape]:
tut-tut
woke-woke
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NT EMPLOYEE [showing the family an apparently empty fenced enclosure with some bushes in]:
They are extremely sensitive and fragile...
But you can bring them out of hiding if you put a little sign down mentioning slavery.
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KIDS [pointing]:
There they are!
[Some little red faced PEOPLE wearing Barbour jackets and gilets emerge cautiously from the bushes. They are creeping towards a TINY SIGN in the middle of the enclosure].
[Little people noises]:
woke-woke
tut-tut
woke-woke
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[Close-up of the TINY SIGN - we can read that it says]:
Slavery had a bit to do with building this massive house.
[Noises from the little people again as they inspect the tiny sign]:
tut-tut
woke-woke
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MUM [pointing]:
What's that one doing there?
NT EMPLOYEE:
Oh, that's so sweet…
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[We see that one of the people is sat on a rock, with a little laptop open on a tree stump, and they are furiously typing away].
NT EMPLOYEE:
I think he's writing a column for the Daily Telegraph…
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[We see close up to the little person’s screen, it is a word document reading]:
Are National Trust scones secretly WOKE?
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October 31, 2025 at 9:02 AM
If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...
Want to gather your own collection of human skin face masks? Why registering as a Tory might be the answer
October 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Want to gather your own collection of human skin face masks? Why registering as a Tory might be the answer
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What do people who quote post you with emojis want from us?
October 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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People who litter should be killed.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
People who litter should be killed.
Had a fair bit of time for Hasan Piker but using a shock collar on a dog is a red line.
October 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Had a fair bit of time for Hasan Piker but using a shock collar on a dog is a red line.
The vibes from this couple are unmatched
October 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The vibes from this couple are unmatched
Oh no @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social poor old Roscue died :(
September 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Oh no @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social poor old Roscue died :(
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I have come to the conclusion the EHRC guidance on single sex spaces should not even come to Parliament. It is misleading and has caused distress for my trans constituents.
I urge @bphillipsonMP to reject it on grounds of practicality and human rights.
sianberry.org.uk/publications/l…
I urge @bphillipsonMP to reject it on grounds of practicality and human rights.
sianberry.org.uk/publications/l…
September 27, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I have come to the conclusion the EHRC guidance on single sex spaces should not even come to Parliament. It is misleading and has caused distress for my trans constituents.
I urge @bphillipsonMP to reject it on grounds of practicality and human rights.
sianberry.org.uk/publications/l…
I urge @bphillipsonMP to reject it on grounds of practicality and human rights.
sianberry.org.uk/publications/l…
R.I.P Charlie Kirk who was hilariously shot in the fucking neck just like when Brendan Rodgers got sacked live on Sky Sports.
September 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
R.I.P Charlie Kirk who was hilariously shot in the fucking neck just like when Brendan Rodgers got sacked live on Sky Sports.
I think Joseph Campbell's philosophy could be applied neatly to every Chuckle Brothers bit. I would argue that this is the Chuckle Brothers moment that is a riff on Demeter's journey through the Underworld
September 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I think Joseph Campbell's philosophy could be applied neatly to every Chuckle Brothers bit. I would argue that this is the Chuckle Brothers moment that is a riff on Demeter's journey through the Underworld
Your Party update; I said it would be dead on arrival. They've now salted the corpse and set it on fire.
September 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Your Party update; I said it would be dead on arrival. They've now salted the corpse and set it on fire.
Sounds like my sex life
September 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Sounds like my sex life
Don't be black
September 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Don't be black