UniScorn
@uniscorn30.bsky.social
Love is love. Black lives matter. Support education and the arts. "Xanadu" forever. She/her.
According to data, 100% of sitting U.S. presidents are sexual predators.
August 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
According to data, 100% of sitting U.S. presidents are sexual predators.
"Happy Gilmore 2" is delightfully cozy. Just wrap yourself in it.
July 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
"Happy Gilmore 2" is delightfully cozy. Just wrap yourself in it.
Overheard during a discussion about a breakup: "I'm fine. I'm literally fine."
Spoiler alert: According to her friends, she is not fine. She is not literally fine.
Spoiler alert: According to her friends, she is not fine. She is not literally fine.
July 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Overheard during a discussion about a breakup: "I'm fine. I'm literally fine."
Spoiler alert: According to her friends, she is not fine. She is not literally fine.
Spoiler alert: According to her friends, she is not fine. She is not literally fine.
Double rainbow at Starlight Theatre in KC for Weird Al
June 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Double rainbow at Starlight Theatre in KC for Weird Al
Our dogs will never be convinced that postal workers aren't just playing the long con in a plot against us.
June 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Our dogs will never be convinced that postal workers aren't just playing the long con in a plot against us.
Hairdresser I went to in an emergency after I tried DIY-ing a haircut: "I ... I can see what you were going for here."
June 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Hairdresser I went to in an emergency after I tried DIY-ing a haircut: "I ... I can see what you were going for here."
This expressive spider on my car telling me all about life on the road
May 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This expressive spider on my car telling me all about life on the road
It must be exhausting being a parent and always having to set a good example for people.
May 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It must be exhausting being a parent and always having to set a good example for people.
I suffer from what experts call A Lot of Opinions.
May 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I suffer from what experts call A Lot of Opinions.
GD I do not respect myself for some of the viewing choices I'm making this weekend.
May 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
GD I do not respect myself for some of the viewing choices I'm making this weekend.
"The Last Hoodie Days of Spring"
May 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"The Last Hoodie Days of Spring"
My current favorite muse is me in a QT bathroom.
May 24, 2025 at 7:08 AM
My current favorite muse is me in a QT bathroom.
It's a "drive an empty back road while listening to 'American Pie' with your dog" kind of evening.
May 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
It's a "drive an empty back road while listening to 'American Pie' with your dog" kind of evening.
Tuesday morning vibes
May 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Tuesday morning vibes
I don't want to brag, but it's officially Stoop Toad Season at our house. #stooptoad
May 18, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I don't want to brag, but it's officially Stoop Toad Season at our house. #stooptoad
"Fortify your minds" is the MCU's "Kal-El, NO."
May 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"Fortify your minds" is the MCU's "Kal-El, NO."
This is a fortune for someone who's worked through their childhood trauma.
May 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This is a fortune for someone who's worked through their childhood trauma.
Playing two square with my mom
May 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Playing two square with my mom
My work brother sculpts creatures and you can own a plush based on one! His work has solely been available in AZ and VA (he buys figurines at thrift stores, modifies them and sneaks them back in with the OG tag); this is a unique opportunity! Signup ends soon!
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My Little Crime Against Nature Plush
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April 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
My work brother sculpts creatures and you can own a plush based on one! His work has solely been available in AZ and VA (he buys figurines at thrift stores, modifies them and sneaks them back in with the OG tag); this is a unique opportunity! Signup ends soon!
www.gimmeswag.com/products/my-...
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And here I thought breaking a trophy was going to be the most meme-worthy thing JD Vance did this week.
April 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
And here I thought breaking a trophy was going to be the most meme-worthy thing JD Vance did this week.
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I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.
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March 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.
New ad campaign: Whether you're buying weed or planning airstrikes overseas, Signal helps you connect
March 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
New ad campaign: Whether you're buying weed or planning airstrikes overseas, Signal helps you connect