Subtle de jour dot onion
@undeadlobster.bsky.social
Never a single thinly-veiled suggestion to commit violent acts, especially if you’re a minor
Circumvent paywalls
Download cars
Disable your neighbor’s Ring camera
Coup your grace
Circumvent paywalls
Download cars
Disable your neighbor’s Ring camera
Coup your grace
Pinned
To celebrate the death of Brian Thompson I’m giving away 10 copies of Hypercapitalism
Post your favorite targeted assassination meme
Post your favorite targeted assassination meme
America is a democracy. None of us are innocent
December 12, 2024 at 8:52 PM
America is a democracy. None of us are innocent
Im working on a standup routine about a stripper I met who had Down syndrome, but I explicitly bought the rights to the joke instead of a lap dance so it’s ok
December 12, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Im working on a standup routine about a stripper I met who had Down syndrome, but I explicitly bought the rights to the joke instead of a lap dance so it’s ok
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Idea: a luddite cult that doesn’t use tech past 1993.
Call it neo-Amish
Call it neo-Amish
December 12, 2024 at 8:18 AM
Idea: a luddite cult that doesn’t use tech past 1993.
Call it neo-Amish
Call it neo-Amish
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I think with healthcare specifically it's tough because everyone wants something "different" but like single payer v public option are wildly different policies and instead of trying to sell the public a lot of politicians decided it was just too hard and gave up
December 12, 2024 at 5:01 AM
I think with healthcare specifically it's tough because everyone wants something "different" but like single payer v public option are wildly different policies and instead of trying to sell the public a lot of politicians decided it was just too hard and gave up
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r/backpain has been radicalized
December 12, 2024 at 3:47 AM
r/backpain has been radicalized
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Every boyfriend watching their partners lust pubically over a sexy murderer while they wait for their one compliment of the year
December 10, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Every boyfriend watching their partners lust pubically over a sexy murderer while they wait for their one compliment of the year
Sexualizing cartoon characters is kink and incels complaining their video game characters aren’t sexy enough is involving unconsenting people in their kinks
If you want to fuck Lara Croft from Tomb Raider (2015) but not Tomb Raider (2020) keep it you yourself or your filthy forums
If you want to fuck Lara Croft from Tomb Raider (2015) but not Tomb Raider (2020) keep it you yourself or your filthy forums
December 12, 2024 at 7:32 AM
Sexualizing cartoon characters is kink and incels complaining their video game characters aren’t sexy enough is involving unconsenting people in their kinks
If you want to fuck Lara Croft from Tomb Raider (2015) but not Tomb Raider (2020) keep it you yourself or your filthy forums
If you want to fuck Lara Croft from Tomb Raider (2015) but not Tomb Raider (2020) keep it you yourself or your filthy forums
Are the engineers tweens?!
this website rules
drop an overly long string into a handle via the api and the app just shits itself
you can blackhole anybody's post by commenting on it this way, jesse singal shall never know peace on this website, mashallah
drop an overly long string into a handle via the api and the app just shits itself
you can blackhole anybody's post by commenting on it this way, jesse singal shall never know peace on this website, mashallah
December 12, 2024 at 6:57 AM
Are the engineers tweens?!
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So they both want us to "trust the tech," but also, "owie string too long." Sheesh.
December 12, 2024 at 1:00 AM
So they both want us to "trust the tech," but also, "owie string too long." Sheesh.
I need to talk to a lawyer and a doctor, I’ve figured out how I want to donate my organs. I want to make sure it’s possible or adjust my plans
I have a message. I was irreparably damaged by an elected district attorney and the callous disregard of my fellow Americans
I can write my own platform
I have a message. I was irreparably damaged by an elected district attorney and the callous disregard of my fellow Americans
I can write my own platform
December 11, 2024 at 1:51 AM
I need to talk to a lawyer and a doctor, I’ve figured out how I want to donate my organs. I want to make sure it’s possible or adjust my plans
I have a message. I was irreparably damaged by an elected district attorney and the callous disregard of my fellow Americans
I can write my own platform
I have a message. I was irreparably damaged by an elected district attorney and the callous disregard of my fellow Americans
I can write my own platform
Excited to announce:
On December 31, 2024 I am going to commit suicide and donate my organs to people who need them
If you or a loved one needs an organ from a healthy adult male in the USA let me know so we can make the necessary arrangements
My life is over, but maybe I can save a few too
On December 31, 2024 I am going to commit suicide and donate my organs to people who need them
If you or a loved one needs an organ from a healthy adult male in the USA let me know so we can make the necessary arrangements
My life is over, but maybe I can save a few too
December 10, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Excited to announce:
On December 31, 2024 I am going to commit suicide and donate my organs to people who need them
If you or a loved one needs an organ from a healthy adult male in the USA let me know so we can make the necessary arrangements
My life is over, but maybe I can save a few too
On December 31, 2024 I am going to commit suicide and donate my organs to people who need them
If you or a loved one needs an organ from a healthy adult male in the USA let me know so we can make the necessary arrangements
My life is over, but maybe I can save a few too
I have the most batshit idea and nothing to lose
So insane that my only friend said, “I’m on board with your suicide if this is the alternative”
So insane that my only friend said, “I’m on board with your suicide if this is the alternative”
December 10, 2024 at 3:52 PM
I have the most batshit idea and nothing to lose
So insane that my only friend said, “I’m on board with your suicide if this is the alternative”
So insane that my only friend said, “I’m on board with your suicide if this is the alternative”
I hated you all as much as you hated me
Goodbye
Goodbye
December 8, 2024 at 1:19 AM
I hated you all as much as you hated me
Goodbye
Goodbye
Dontcha just love it when mainstream journalists complain about the service industry?
December 8, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Dontcha just love it when mainstream journalists complain about the service industry?
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the police are not good at solving crimes. they barely try to solve anything but murders and they aren't particularly skilled at solving murders.
decades of police procedurals are the only reason people have any faith in police abilities
decades of police procedurals are the only reason people have any faith in police abilities
December 7, 2024 at 11:56 PM
the police are not good at solving crimes. they barely try to solve anything but murders and they aren't particularly skilled at solving murders.
decades of police procedurals are the only reason people have any faith in police abilities
decades of police procedurals are the only reason people have any faith in police abilities
Some kid could be reading this and it would be irresponsible to say, “go for it, kid, use you dad’s unsecured gun exactly the way you the internet has been suggesting this week”
December 8, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Some kid could be reading this and it would be irresponsible to say, “go for it, kid, use you dad’s unsecured gun exactly the way you the internet has been suggesting this week”
History lesson :
It’s perfectly normal for allies to want to kill each other
That’s why organizers keep some groups apart
Their praxis can work in concert while their membership has a blood feud
It’s perfectly normal for allies to want to kill each other
That’s why organizers keep some groups apart
Their praxis can work in concert while their membership has a blood feud
December 8, 2024 at 12:21 AM
History lesson :
It’s perfectly normal for allies to want to kill each other
That’s why organizers keep some groups apart
Their praxis can work in concert while their membership has a blood feud
It’s perfectly normal for allies to want to kill each other
That’s why organizers keep some groups apart
Their praxis can work in concert while their membership has a blood feud
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this guy wore a mask and didn't keep his cell phone on him when he fled and as a result a police department that is itself one of the largest armed forces and intelligence agencies on planet earth is completely flummoxed
One of the NYPD brass said “this isn’t blue bloods” when explaining they can’t just immediately find the guy and I like that years of copaganda have set standards cops can’t meet and might be contributing to people’s correct perception that cops don’t effectively stop crime or find killers.
December 7, 2024 at 11:51 PM
this guy wore a mask and didn't keep his cell phone on him when he fled and as a result a police department that is itself one of the largest armed forces and intelligence agencies on planet earth is completely flummoxed
I was today years old when I learned people weren’t giving up tech careers to live on farms for the unregulated access to potassium nitrate
They actually like being farmers?!
They actually like being farmers?!
December 8, 2024 at 12:10 AM
I was today years old when I learned people weren’t giving up tech careers to live on farms for the unregulated access to potassium nitrate
They actually like being farmers?!
They actually like being farmers?!
Last I checked there isn’t a law against stochastic terrorism
December 7, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Last I checked there isn’t a law against stochastic terrorism
Read this thread and ask yourself “what kind of person withholds this monsterous doctor’s home address from the public he devastated”
The answer is “journalists hide behind ethics so they can work for big names like the New York Times”
The answer is “journalists hide behind ethics so they can work for big names like the New York Times”
Let me tell you a story – one of the more haunting I’ve seen in 20 years of journalism. It’s about greed, death and denial. It took two years to unravel one doctor’s myth, a hospital’s complicity in creating it, and a documented trail of suspicious deaths…🧵
December 7, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Read this thread and ask yourself “what kind of person withholds this monsterous doctor’s home address from the public he devastated”
The answer is “journalists hide behind ethics so they can work for big names like the New York Times”
The answer is “journalists hide behind ethics so they can work for big names like the New York Times”
Either a bot or the most average/obstuse liberal
December 7, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Either a bot or the most average/obstuse liberal