Older and Slyer
@unclewolfy.bsky.social
Need a good 'dad', but want a bad one?
Uncle Wolfy's got both covered. Now c'mere~
Uncle Wolfy's got both covered. Now c'mere~
That shirt is not a list of things to appreciate.
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
That shirt is not a list of things to appreciate.
Me: “Having kids is prohibitively expensive and dangerous.”
Also me: “I’m gonna fuck my Wolf™️ brand Womb Wash right into you.”
Also me: “I’m gonna fuck my Wolf™️ brand Womb Wash right into you.”
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Me: “Having kids is prohibitively expensive and dangerous.”
Also me: “I’m gonna fuck my Wolf™️ brand Womb Wash right into you.”
Also me: “I’m gonna fuck my Wolf™️ brand Womb Wash right into you.”
Apparently someone pulled my dick out to show people last night while I was asleep.
Figures- the only action I got, I don’t remember.
Figures- the only action I got, I don’t remember.
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Apparently someone pulled my dick out to show people last night while I was asleep.
Figures- the only action I got, I don’t remember.
Figures- the only action I got, I don’t remember.
That feeling when you accidentally nap and then it’s 3am.
Still, a thoroughly lovely evening.
Still, a thoroughly lovely evening.
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 AM
That feeling when you accidentally nap and then it’s 3am.
Still, a thoroughly lovely evening.
Still, a thoroughly lovely evening.
When they forget how big your dick is so you end up getting head instead of tail…
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
When they forget how big your dick is so you end up getting head instead of tail…
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Best part of con hookup chats is that just by idling, you can learn A: who you shouldn’t fuck, and B: who shouldn’t be allowed to fuck at all.
Lurking might not get you laid, but it’ll keep you safer.
Lurking might not get you laid, but it’ll keep you safer.
July 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Best part of con hookup chats is that just by idling, you can learn A: who you shouldn’t fuck, and B: who shouldn’t be allowed to fuck at all.
Lurking might not get you laid, but it’ll keep you safer.
Lurking might not get you laid, but it’ll keep you safer.
I spend the effort to be a kind, considerate bedmate.
But occasionally I just need something suitable to cum inside.
Be that thing for me.
But occasionally I just need something suitable to cum inside.
Be that thing for me.
November 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I spend the effort to be a kind, considerate bedmate.
But occasionally I just need something suitable to cum inside.
Be that thing for me.
But occasionally I just need something suitable to cum inside.
Be that thing for me.
The tighter my grip on their throat, the tighter their grip on my knot.
October 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The tighter my grip on their throat, the tighter their grip on my knot.
“Trick or treat, I'll lick your feet, and then be something good to eat 🩵”
-The cutest, horniest little piece of prey I know.
-The cutest, horniest little piece of prey I know.
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
“Trick or treat, I'll lick your feet, and then be something good to eat 🩵”
-The cutest, horniest little piece of prey I know.
-The cutest, horniest little piece of prey I know.
I’ll breed the front,
You cum in the rear.
We do both, together?
We make their year.
You cum in the rear.
We do both, together?
We make their year.
October 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I’ll breed the front,
You cum in the rear.
We do both, together?
We make their year.
You cum in the rear.
We do both, together?
We make their year.
Particularly drool-worthy when a big, beefy, biteable, breedable bottom has a dick even bigger than mine.
Rrrruff.
Rrrruff.
October 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Particularly drool-worthy when a big, beefy, biteable, breedable bottom has a dick even bigger than mine.
Rrrruff.
Rrrruff.
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Hard to express just how much I appreciate getting messages like that.
The faith, the trust, and the genuine affection do my heart good.
…Of course, the chance to get laid doesn’t hurt either.
The faith, the trust, and the genuine affection do my heart good.
…Of course, the chance to get laid doesn’t hurt either.
local fur: "i'm gonna be out of town for about a week, can you snuggle and fuck my boyfriend at some point? worried he'll be lonely and I know he really likes you"
me: "oh, sure!"
local fur: "sweet thanks"
god i love this culture
me: "oh, sure!"
local fur: "sweet thanks"
god i love this culture
March 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Hard to express just how much I appreciate getting messages like that.
The faith, the trust, and the genuine affection do my heart good.
…Of course, the chance to get laid doesn’t hurt either.
The faith, the trust, and the genuine affection do my heart good.
…Of course, the chance to get laid doesn’t hurt either.
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Being the considerate lay is strange sometimes.
Kink miscellany aside- if I’m the only one that cares enough to get you off when we’re fucking… should you really be fucking anyone else?
Kink miscellany aside- if I’m the only one that cares enough to get you off when we’re fucking… should you really be fucking anyone else?
March 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Being the considerate lay is strange sometimes.
Kink miscellany aside- if I’m the only one that cares enough to get you off when we’re fucking… should you really be fucking anyone else?
Kink miscellany aside- if I’m the only one that cares enough to get you off when we’re fucking… should you really be fucking anyone else?
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You look pretty good all the way down there…
July 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
You look pretty good all the way down there…
It’s cute when they end up tasting like my paws and my pits by the time I kiss them goodbye.
October 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
It’s cute when they end up tasting like my paws and my pits by the time I kiss them goodbye.
Lot of people get laid despite inside-and-out ugliness.
Pay closer attention. Don’t fuck people that don’t deserve to be happy.
Pay closer attention. Don’t fuck people that don’t deserve to be happy.
October 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Lot of people get laid despite inside-and-out ugliness.
Pay closer attention. Don’t fuck people that don’t deserve to be happy.
Pay closer attention. Don’t fuck people that don’t deserve to be happy.
When someone covered in my tooth marks brings up the notion of a bite tattoo…
October 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
When someone covered in my tooth marks brings up the notion of a bite tattoo…
Not sure there’s ever a day where a quiet cuddle wouldn’t do me some good.
October 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Not sure there’s ever a day where a quiet cuddle wouldn’t do me some good.
It’s too damn hot out for October. Been running around so much I’d give a musk lover a boner from ten feet away.
October 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It’s too damn hot out for October. Been running around so much I’d give a musk lover a boner from ten feet away.
Dreadful when work blows up and you’ve got to bail on a possible nooner.
October 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Dreadful when work blows up and you’ve got to bail on a possible nooner.
Everybody else is thinking about blfc, I’m thinking about who’s staying behind and likely to be horny.
October 6, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Everybody else is thinking about blfc, I’m thinking about who’s staying behind and likely to be horny.