Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆
@unclefuzzzy.bsky.social
your favorite boomer from the bird site.
the original, accept no substitutes.
www.benzduck.com
the original, accept no substitutes.
www.benzduck.com
Pinned
“Be comforted, that in the face of all irridity and disillusionment, and despite the changing fortunes of time, there is always a big future in computer maintenance.”
National Lampoon, 1971
National Lampoon, 1971
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so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
This damn game, I swear to god.
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November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
This damn game, I swear to god.
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Dick Allen
1B
Debut: 1963 - Retired: 1977
LAD - OAK - CHW - STL - PHI
1B
Debut: 1963 - Retired: 1977
LAD - OAK - CHW - STL - PHI
Dick Allen at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Dick Allen
baseball-reference.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Dick Allen
1B
Debut: 1963 - Retired: 1977
LAD - OAK - CHW - STL - PHI
1B
Debut: 1963 - Retired: 1977
LAD - OAK - CHW - STL - PHI
TIL Zenon Andrusyshyn died *two years ago* and I never heard about it. I coulda sent something.
November 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
TIL Zenon Andrusyshyn died *two years ago* and I never heard about it. I coulda sent something.
Let’s play a game I call “name the famous Oregon QB from his stat line!”
We all know this guy.
We all know this guy.
November 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Let’s play a game I call “name the famous Oregon QB from his stat line!”
We all know this guy.
We all know this guy.
Oregon remains undefeated in B1G conference road contests.
November 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Oregon remains undefeated in B1G conference road contests.
Field gooooooooal! Woo
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Field gooooooooal! Woo
And of course the play clock was at 00 when snapped
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
And of course the play clock was at 00 when snapped
Why not throw it to the wide open dude. That’s what I’d do
November 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Why not throw it to the wide open dude. That’s what I’d do
Oh another flag. Wonder who it was on
November 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Oh another flag. Wonder who it was on
Oh a flag. Wonder who it’s on
November 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Oh a flag. Wonder who it’s on
I won’t be impressed until I see as much whining about B1G officiating as I did Pac12.
November 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I won’t be impressed until I see as much whining about B1G officiating as I did Pac12.
Holy cow it’s a FUMBLLLLLLLE
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Holy cow it’s a FUMBLLLLLLLE
Mount A.I. Hood.
November 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Mount A.I. Hood.
This game has a case of wet balls
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This game has a case of wet balls
Okay, Indiana is pretty good
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Okay, Indiana is pretty good
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🥖 👇! E pluribus mayo.
November 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
🥖 👇! E pluribus mayo.
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This arrogant twat.
Jeanine Pirro bragging in August that she just arrested Sandwich Guy and was going to teach him a lesson in court.
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
This arrogant twat.