EPIC hack that's sending me here's why that's a good thing!!!

NGL sir this is a Wendy's hits different say it louder for those in the back!!

POV: bro is EPIC cancelled for doing WHAT

BREAKING: And I cannot *checks notes* stress this enough,

BREAKING:
NO ONE:
NOBODY:
Me: checks notes!!!!!

I was adulting today years old I am SCREAMING

And my axe!!!!

No one:
Absolutely no one:
Say it louder for *checks notes* those in the back! Read that again.

This, so much this, and I can't stress this enough, I will not back down from this

Let's unpack this epic doggo who we need to normalize lives rent free in my head

This is, and I can't stress this enough, *checks notes* SO. EPIC. But you're not ready for that conversation

I was today years old when I did a thing. SO. MUCH. THIS. living my best life, I love that for me!!!

I don't know who needs to hear this but I was *checks notes* today years old when
Nobody:
No one:
Absolutely no one at all:
lives rent free in my head and it's EVERYTHING right now. Here's why.

Hi it's me