ukuleledan.bsky.social
@ukuleledan.bsky.social
Post PTO depression is a thing
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Gone for a couple days... where did it go
February 9, 2025 at 8:27 AM
She was a very good girl.
February 4, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Marketing: "one of their famous Ice Cream Sundaes made with their unique hand scooped ice cream which originates from Brenham, Texas"

Unique. Right... it's Blue Bell. The "unique" ice cream is Blue Bell.
February 3, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Bought LEDs for my case a couple weeks ago and still can't be fucked to open it up and install them
February 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Went and washed my car today, but I forgot a sponge or towels. So it was just spray with water and soap.

My car looks unchanged.
February 2, 2025 at 7:48 AM
A neighbor has music blasting as he grills on his patio.

Grills are not allowed on patios. As I walked around I saw 4 different apartments with grills going. Only one had someone actively watching it.

This is why fires happen.
January 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Who woke up at 230 after going to bed early for a change because you had a jumpscare in a dream that made you kick out irl and now your foot hurts cause you kicked the coffee table
January 26, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Co-workers lied. 7-11 oatmeal cookies do have raisins. I have sad.
January 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Had to work 6 days for the first time in a long while and I am wiped out. But it means I got to do my grocery shopping and and everything else today, but it currently feels like 10° outside so I genuinely cannot be f***** to go out.
January 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Heartland Bread shut down. What am I supposed to do now? Eat normal store bread. Ugh.
January 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Local articles this week: "Hey, it's gonna be wintery this week. Remember all these other times it was really wintery?"

Yes. Everyone remembers. We were there. Recently.
January 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Literally the last day of the year and it still found another way to be crappy. Really wanted to cement the worst year title.
December 31, 2024 at 4:41 PM
First test success
December 29, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Finally deciding the organize my photo/image collection on my pc. That's like... 20 years of random crap. On many drives. It's a slow process.

Though not as bad as it used to be. My wallpapers folder used to have 6k at one point. Now it just has 5.
December 29, 2024 at 7:17 AM
I love that I can still find random channels on the internet that I somehow missed until now and have years of content to go through. How I never heard of Technology Connection before now I do not know, but that guy is entertaining as heck.
December 27, 2024 at 7:30 AM
My go to Mexican place and my go to Burger place are both open today. And here I thought I would be condemned to a waffle house only
December 25, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Amazon: You'll get this on this date
That date: Oops we're running late. Try tomorrow.
Tomorrow: Ha... still late. Probably in two days or refund
Two days: Silly us. Next day for sure or refund
Next day: Oh our bad. 2 more days. Then def refund.

At this point I don't want the damn thing.
December 19, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Why did I get a Cricut machine?
December 16, 2024 at 7:21 AM
Someone's car alarm has been going off for 20 minutes. I'm about to lose my mind.
December 15, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Who orders delivery from movie theaters
December 15, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Ordering Mexican food if you hate cheese is impossible on Door Dash
November 12, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Kinda want to see what happens if I combine them
November 7, 2024 at 7:27 PM
October 18, 2024 at 6:25 AM