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dumb, pan, helluva man 🏳️‍🌈
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Spotted at a stoplight the other day. Fuckin' same.
lookit dem fkn bnuuys with their new lighting
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Ayyy, you ever try to simplify things for the wait staff at a restaurant by bringing your check up to the bar where your server's obviously closing checks at the POS, trip on the half step into the bar area, and manage to crack a rib on a table edge? Me neither.

TOTALLY UNRELATED, MY CHEST HURTS.
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I told myself I'd take a nap and/or read @mattielubchansky.com 's Simplicity before it's due back to the library today. I have snuggled dogs instead.
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
oh no I read that quote about a harvest

fuck

gog damn

shit
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
*staring intently at #4, occasionally glancing back at #3*

...that's, uh... less than ideal, right?
there are some pictures out from the preliminary investigation into the UPS crash and holy fuck it’s American 191 all over again

there was no saving that plane
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
*puts on reflective orange vest, hard hat, and ISEA Z87.1-compliant safety glasses*

Listen, y'all. I know we like to have a good time here down in the Content & Posting Mines™, but we've had a few too many incidents lately of (admittedly funny) jokes being made in close proximity to the Lathe.
November 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Listen to Johnny's shit, he's a cool dude and good at yappin! Subbing to his Patreon's your next best option if (unlike me) you didn't already have plans to buy him a nice dinner this weekend.
I just got laid off from my IT support job of almost five years. Idk what comes next but if you want to support my creative endeavors and my family now that I am without a job I will love you forever.
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November 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Listen to Anime Sickos! Their latest has a focus on budget cooking. As someone who has known the same secret to good-ass roasted taters for a while, it's worth it just to hear the method, complete with Tom's perfect pronunciation of the word "potatoes". Pretty sure it was Tom, it's been a day or 2.
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
terminal case of tummy hurts
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My main takeaway from watching Sinners last weekend is that Mayor Johnson in Blazing Saddles was right when he said "...but we don't want the Irish!"
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
When I say "I got that dawg in me", &c.
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.
November 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Giving new life to old ornaments! @whatahellofawaytodad.com will be at Affton High School craft fair on Saturday, for you STL peeps. I'm thinking about organizing an ornament trade in, where turning in so many scratched up ornaments gets you one of these. This year is all about the barter.
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Would you like to play a game?
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Roger just wants you to have a good time, so long as he can be left alone.
October 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Gonna commission a short adventure for OSE or 5e called "Roger is afoot" with an EULA requiring the DM never let the PCs encounter Roger.
October 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Thinking about viscachas again
October 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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June 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Have any of the #modeltrains folks made it a goal of theirs to model and paint the 12+ designs of these that are out in the wild? I just need to know who's slutting it up. #trains
September 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
𝚁𝙰𝙿𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴 𝙼𝙴 𝙿𝙾𝙺𝙴𝚈.
September 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Got to the store too late and they were closed! Some guy outside gave me a booster pack that was weirdly oily and wouldn't take my money for it. I asked why they didn't have rarity markers and he just laughed and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
September 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM