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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated
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First of all, sincerely fuck you
and again Fuck You Very Much.
Fuck you. Fuck you once again
Fuck you and again Fuck you
Fuck you again
Sincerely Fuck You Fuck You Very Much
Very much fuck you
A picture of Shrek with a sincere and kind smile on his face and a hand placed on his heart. The Ukrainian text on the picture says: "First of all, sincerely fuck you. and again Fuck You Very Much. Fuck you. Fuck you once again. Fuck you and again Fuck you. Fuck you again. Sincerely Fuck You Fuck You Very Much. Very much fuck you" The words 'fuck you' are placed on top of the text when there were originally 'thank you'. The words actually are a picture with yellow text 'ІДІ нахуй' on a blue background, when 'ІДІ' resembles a Ukrainian national emblem. Originally, the meme translates as "go fuck yourself"
February 20, 2024 at 6:54 PM
uamemes.bsky.social
What's in Elon Musk's head.
The most mysterious show.
The words "what's in the head of Elon" photoshopped into a poster for the TV show "Mask. The most mysterious show", a Ukrainian version of the show "The Masked Singer". The big bright pink and glittery word 'Mask' in the middle of the picture sounds in Ukrainian the same way as 'Musk', hence the pun.
January 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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yourcalmness.bsky.social
Сьогодні проходить голосування в антикорупційну раду при Міністерстві оборони. Ознайомтесь з кандидатами і їх діяльністю. Обирайте свідомо. А якщо ви вирішуєте проігнорувати вибори, то потім не нийте, чому так багато корупції.

Відповідальність-дія-наслідок

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January 7, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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pangik.bsky.social
Збираємо на детектори дронів для прикордонників та бійців роти ударних БПЛА.

• Банка збору
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• Всі реквізити
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Потрібно зібрати 61 тисячу гривень, тому будемо вдячні вам за донати та максимальне поширення збору.
December 27, 2024 at 12:30 PM
uamemes.bsky.social
Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack
A human-sized bohemian waxwing bird voraciously eats a berry. A woman in a winter coat stands next to the bird, unbothered. She wears a severe expression and a luxurious fur hat. The Ukrainian text above their heads reads: "Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack."
January 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
uamemes.bsky.social
Happy new yea bitch ✨
A Christmas tree that is also a cat (it has a cat's face in the middle of its crown). The tree also has small hands and feet, but it's unclear, whether they belong to a cat or some other type of creature. The transliterated to Ukrainian text reads: "Happy new yea bitch".
December 31, 2024 at 10:20 PM
uamemes.bsky.social
✨GO✨
✨fuck yourself✨
The main Christmas tree of Kyiv city shines brightly with blue Christmas lights. The blue tree on the photo is tastefully edited to show a classic Ukrainian meme "ІДІ нахуй", which translates as "Go fuck yourself". The meme is depicted as yellow text on a blue background, with the "ІДІ" (Go) part of the phrase resembling the Ukrainian national emblem.
December 30, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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uamemes.bsky.social
A Good evening to thee
Obi-Wan Kenobi
A picture of Obi-Wan Kenobi standing with a blue lightsa... Christmas star in his had, and a slightly altered text of Ukrainian Christmas carol that reads "A Good evening to thee Obi-Wan Kenobi" (Добрий вечір тобі Обі-Ван Кенобі)
December 24, 2023 at 6:05 PM
uamemes.bsky.social
for what all this

there, there, sweetie. you're so beautiful, so smart, all you have to do today is go to the grocery store and buy some food. you can do this, my little birdie
A yellow parrot in a beautiful yellow-pink-white-blue knitted sweater looks in the mirror and sees a silent question in her reflection's eyes: "For what all this?". "There, there, sweetie. You're so beautiful, so smart, all you have to do today is go to the grocery store and buy some food. You can do this, my little birdie", wisely answers the parrot to the reflection. She can do this.
December 18, 2024 at 3:26 PM
uamemes.bsky.social
I'm gonna start climbing walls
A pencil illustration for the novel "The Metamorphosis" by Franz Kafka. Gregor Samsa lies in his bed, anxiously scrambling his newly acquired insect legs against the wall with a tiny portrait of Kafka on it. The Ukrainian text at the bottom reads: "I'm gonna start climbing walls."
December 16, 2024 at 2:22 PM
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reshetz.bsky.social
Hey look at us who would’ve thought huh
December 8, 2024 at 1:54 PM
uamemes.bsky.social
meat marmalade
A small cube of kholodets. It's an edible substance resembling meat broth in a solidified form. And a jelly (made of meat broth). There is an ongoing debate on whether this substance should be produced and consumed at all. The text on the picture written in the Ukrainian Galician dialect reads: "meat marmalade".
December 2, 2024 at 3:00 PM
uamemes.bsky.social
That maccohfee was mine!
Two dinosaurs in a heated argument. The green one, Iguanodon, stuck his clawed thumbs into the neck of Baryonix, the bigger orange dinosaur, yelling "That maccoffee was mine!". Baryonix regrets everything. (Maccoffee is a popular brand of instant coffee sticks in Ukraine, and it has become a generic name for all similar types of bad instant coffee here.)
November 26, 2024 at 1:17 PM
uamemes.bsky.social
Ladies and gentlemen

I'm going fucking nuts
Actor Arnold Schwarzenegger, wearing a wide smile and a fine suit, announces for us an important statement that reads: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going fucking nuts."
November 22, 2024 at 2:15 PM
uamemes.bsky.social
being gay is not your choice, it's mine

you're gay now
The Ukrainian text "Being gay is not your choice, it's mine. You're gay now", is placed on top of the photo of the fifth president of Ukraine, Petro Poroshenko. Poroshenko examines you with a smug and knowing expression. He just decided your fate.
November 20, 2024 at 5:53 PM
uamemes.bsky.social
Blueskians have no need for twitter freeloaders!
November 19, 2024 at 1:32 PM
uamemes.bsky.social
but how much can you munch, Maryna?

much
A fluffy brown lynx chidingly looks at an even fluffier white one and says, "But how much can you munch, Maryna?". "Much", answers the white lynx. She sits on her paws unbothered, eyes closed.
November 18, 2024 at 2:04 PM
uamemes.bsky.social
When my vacuum cleaner broke, I stuck the UN logo on it, and now it sucks more than ever!
November 14, 2024 at 4:59 PM
uamemes.bsky.social
the book every one of us needs

"How to survive all the bullshit that has happened and to keep waking up into this fucked up world"

And the year not even fucking ended yet!
November 12, 2024 at 5:36 PM
uamemes.bsky.social
A beautiful story, sad there was no place in it for Jesus Christ..
A facebook comment, immortalized for its philosophical nature in a screenshot that reads: "A beautiful story, sad there was no place in it for Jesus Christ..."
November 11, 2024 at 9:35 AM
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oksii33.ukr.monster
„When you’re fed up with everything, but then you remember you’re Ukrainian, so you gotta keep going and crush it.“

Let’s get Mavic 3T🌚

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November 8, 2024 at 2:21 PM
uamemes.bsky.social
Mom calls me sunny cause I'm painful to look at
A smol disheveled kitten can barely sit upright on its scrawny paws. It looks up at you with big round eyes and says: "Mom calls me sunny cause I'm painful to look at."
November 8, 2024 at 2:29 PM
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pangik.bsky.social
⚡️ Збираємо на ремонт евакуаційної автівки для підрозділу морської піхоти на Курщині.

• Банка збору - send.monobank.ua/jar/4jgH6aao9E
• Всі реквізити - t.me/PonaduseMkUa...

Цей евакмобіль вже вивіз чимало поранених. І якщо ми допоможемо його полагодити, він продовжить рятувати наших захисників 🚑
November 4, 2024 at 1:32 PM
uamemes.bsky.social
"that's enough internet for today."

"the day's just started :)"

"enough."
whatafactukr.bsky.social WTF_ukr @whatafactukr.bsky.social · Nov 6
день почався не з кави.
November 6, 2024 at 10:17 AM
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uamemes.bsky.social
do not start your day. fuck all of this.
A picture of a cartoon smiling blob with a cup of coffee in its hand. The picture has a grayscale filter on it, and in the eyes of the depicted creature only existential emptiness can be seen. The Ukrainian text says: "Do not start your day. Fuck all of this" (не починай свій день. пішло воно все нахуй)
September 26, 2024 at 3:37 AM