Tyler Friesen
@tylerfriesen.net
just lost my annual candy cane virginity
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
just lost my annual candy cane virginity
meet thy god (on the 504 replacement bus)
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
meet thy god (on the 504 replacement bus)
my brain is a machine that turns "i need to do the thing" into "the time is currently 1am and i have not done the thing"
November 21, 2025 at 6:06 AM
my brain is a machine that turns "i need to do the thing" into "the time is currently 1am and i have not done the thing"
wait!!!! what about ... ? yes, that
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
wait!!!! what about ... ? yes, that
i live in the windows file explorer. i pay rent to the C drive, though i might be moving to the D drive soon (due to the rumours about what C did to the A and B drives. i just feel uncomfortable associating with that)
November 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
i live in the windows file explorer. i pay rent to the C drive, though i might be moving to the D drive soon (due to the rumours about what C did to the A and B drives. i just feel uncomfortable associating with that)
thinking i should start posting pictures i take here. maybe. i dunno. we'll see.
anyways, this was taken on 2025-11-04
anyways, this was taken on 2025-11-04
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
thinking i should start posting pictures i take here. maybe. i dunno. we'll see.
anyways, this was taken on 2025-11-04
anyways, this was taken on 2025-11-04
my favourite thing to do is think "hmmm, why am i so tired right now?", only to then remember that i just finished walking across the city for 4 hours
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
my favourite thing to do is think "hmmm, why am i so tired right now?", only to then remember that i just finished walking across the city for 4 hours
i just invented doors. tomorrow i'm gonna invent doorknobs (to open the doors)
November 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
i just invented doors. tomorrow i'm gonna invent doorknobs (to open the doors)
baseball (base ball) .... bases for balls. homes for balls. all balls need loving and caring homes, lest they become lawless hoodlums (rolling away, into the night)
October 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
baseball (base ball) .... bases for balls. homes for balls. all balls need loving and caring homes, lest they become lawless hoodlums (rolling away, into the night)
i went to bed last night all nice and cozy with a plan to enact complete domination of the globe's cyberspaces by the end of today, but i slept through my alarm so that'll have to wait until i'm bored enough to try again
October 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
i went to bed last night all nice and cozy with a plan to enact complete domination of the globe's cyberspaces by the end of today, but i slept through my alarm so that'll have to wait until i'm bored enough to try again
considering purchasing land deep within the earth's molten iron core (for investment purposes)
October 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
considering purchasing land deep within the earth's molten iron core (for investment purposes)
i think, therefore i am (alive and full of an infinite universe of potential)
October 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
i think, therefore i am (alive and full of an infinite universe of potential)
i'm roleplaying as a person that belongs in a mental hospital
October 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
i'm roleplaying as a person that belongs in a mental hospital
just an FYI, 500mm of rain is forecasted to fall within the next 25 seconds
September 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
just an FYI, 500mm of rain is forecasted to fall within the next 25 seconds
what if, when the, and then the, and then (and whoops, the universe slipped into its maximum entropy state)
September 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
what if, when the, and then the, and then (and whoops, the universe slipped into its maximum entropy state)
so ok, i'm still trying to figure out what a "thing" is
July 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
so ok, i'm still trying to figure out what a "thing" is
i hate when space just..... stops. it happens all the time, it's so inconvenient!
July 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
i hate when space just..... stops. it happens all the time, it's so inconvenient!
i'm on vacation deep in the wilderness. my internet connection consists of high-bandwidth fiber-optic carrier pigeons.
June 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
i'm on vacation deep in the wilderness. my internet connection consists of high-bandwidth fiber-optic carrier pigeons.
you haven't experienced true pain until you've tried deciphering the stupidly confusing web hosting websites of the world. anyways, in unrelated news, my website has a new domain name! tylerfriesen.net
Tyler Friesen
tylerfriesen.net
June 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
you haven't experienced true pain until you've tried deciphering the stupidly confusing web hosting websites of the world. anyways, in unrelated news, my website has a new domain name! tylerfriesen.net
someone just gave me my queue to leave the cue ........wait fuck
June 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
someone just gave me my queue to leave the cue ........wait fuck
ok but what if "idk" meant "inexplicably docile kangaroo" this whole time? what then??
June 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
ok but what if "idk" meant "inexplicably docile kangaroo" this whole time? what then??
help, i'm falling up the stairs
June 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
help, i'm falling up the stairs
ok, i got the pot to a boil! now i've just gotta figure out what "food" is. i'm reading wikipedia, i should have the concept figured out soon
June 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
ok, i got the pot to a boil! now i've just gotta figure out what "food" is. i'm reading wikipedia, i should have the concept figured out soon
anyone got a charger? my computer started screaming "I NEED POWER!!!" and i'm getting a little concerned that 7 chargers isn't enough
June 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
anyone got a charger? my computer started screaming "I NEED POWER!!!" and i'm getting a little concerned that 7 chargers isn't enough