Twobirds
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Storytime with the boys
June 29, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Storytime with the boys
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All of them. 😌
Do you have a bike recommendation?
June 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
All of them. 😌
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Reading William Blake and being like "damn I guess your friend died sorry about that. Probably shouldn't have eaten the apples from that poison tree"
June 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Reading William Blake and being like "damn I guess your friend died sorry about that. Probably shouldn't have eaten the apples from that poison tree"
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No man is an island but some are real atolls
December 31, 2024 at 12:52 AM
No man is an island but some are real atolls
everybody gangster until the 50% hydrofluoric acid comes out
May 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
everybody gangster until the 50% hydrofluoric acid comes out
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Tatooine has treated us very badly, they’ve taken our TV jobs, and now they’re so filthy rich they have 2 suns
May 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Tatooine has treated us very badly, they’ve taken our TV jobs, and now they’re so filthy rich they have 2 suns
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Oh this is amazing. For many Americans, it’s factory jobs for thee, but not for me
From “Nostalgia for manufacturing will make the US poorer” in the FT by @tejparikh.ft.com www.ft.com/content/8459...
From “Nostalgia for manufacturing will make the US poorer” in the FT by @tejparikh.ft.com www.ft.com/content/8459...
April 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Oh this is amazing. For many Americans, it’s factory jobs for thee, but not for me
From “Nostalgia for manufacturing will make the US poorer” in the FT by @tejparikh.ft.com www.ft.com/content/8459...
From “Nostalgia for manufacturing will make the US poorer” in the FT by @tejparikh.ft.com www.ft.com/content/8459...
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Did you know fairy tales used to be wayyyy darker, like the man who hands out million dollar bribes but can’t afford a friend
April 2, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Did you know fairy tales used to be wayyyy darker, like the man who hands out million dollar bribes but can’t afford a friend
"Paste as Microsoft Excel Worksheet Object?" No. Never. I will never do this. Ever.
March 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
"Paste as Microsoft Excel Worksheet Object?" No. Never. I will never do this. Ever.
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personally would not describe the myth of a man cursed to roll a rock uphill FRUITLESSLY FOR ALL ETERNITY as “a reminder that you can overcome anything” but you do you, meta ad
March 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
personally would not describe the myth of a man cursed to roll a rock uphill FRUITLESSLY FOR ALL ETERNITY as “a reminder that you can overcome anything” but you do you, meta ad
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Ceci n'est pas un MAGA hat
March 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Ceci n'est pas un MAGA hat
Told my partner I was going to ask my parents if they knew anyone with polio and it turns out my partner knew someone in grade school with polio.
February 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Told my partner I was going to ask my parents if they knew anyone with polio and it turns out my partner knew someone in grade school with polio.
*Hobbes nodding sagely*
The current US crisis shows the risks of allowing a president to have unchecked power. The solution is clear: above the president there should be a monarch who ultimate authority rests with
February 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
*Hobbes nodding sagely*
I have (I think) a good system for alphaguess, since I am a terrible guesser. My partner will consistently guess faster than me just working it out.
🧩 Puzzle #509
🤔 13 guesses
⏱️ 1m 35s
🔗 alphaguess.com
🧩 Puzzle #509
🤔 13 guesses
⏱️ 1m 35s
🔗 alphaguess.com
alphaguess: a word game
Guess the word of the day. Guesses reveal where the word is positioned alphabetically. Everyone plays the same word each day.
alphaguess.com
December 15, 2024 at 4:13 PM
I have (I think) a good system for alphaguess, since I am a terrible guesser. My partner will consistently guess faster than me just working it out.
🧩 Puzzle #509
🤔 13 guesses
⏱️ 1m 35s
🔗 alphaguess.com
🧩 Puzzle #509
🤔 13 guesses
⏱️ 1m 35s
🔗 alphaguess.com
Here's one of my goofballs. Black cat Friday!
December 14, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Here's one of my goofballs. Black cat Friday!
I'm watching The Prisoner, a TV show from the 60's that is simultaneously smart and creative, but also incredibly corny. Someone in the prison-in-all-but-name Village challenges the protagonist to a duel, something not mentioned previously in the show anywhere, and this is what follows.
November 23, 2024 at 2:18 AM
I'm watching The Prisoner, a TV show from the 60's that is simultaneously smart and creative, but also incredibly corny. Someone in the prison-in-all-but-name Village challenges the protagonist to a duel, something not mentioned previously in the show anywhere, and this is what follows.
People talk about the freaks at Oreo but I'm all about the pervs at Lays.
November 16, 2024 at 3:53 PM
People talk about the freaks at Oreo but I'm all about the pervs at Lays.