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Boycott billionaires, sell their stock. Make healthcare non-profit again.
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Brianocerosaurus @tuzen.bsky.social · Feb 1
#inkscape #strangerthings #drawing #comic
[Stranger Things. Joyce] Will Baby - was Lonnie gave your college money to Ronald Reagan.
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warandpeas.bsky.social
6 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. A fig stands in the forest saying, "It's the time of year again." 2. "Where they're all trying to find the most beautiful tree." 3. "But they won't want a filthy tree." 4. A bird flies by. The tree shouts at the bird, "QUICK, shit on me!" 5. "Shit all you can on me!" The bird replies, "Fuckin' perv!" 6. The tree shouts, "My life depends on it!!"
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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xkcd.com
Bridge Clearance

xkcd.com/3174/
Comic. [Two roads with signs next to them. The road on the left has a bridge over it with a sign that reads “Bridge: Clearance 10 ft 6 in” leading up to a pre-bridge hazard bar. The second road has no bridge and a sign with a pole extending upward off-screen that reads “No Bridge: Clearance 46 billion+ light-years”
December 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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bradtjonas.bsky.social
good question
panel 1: a man is lying on the snow with his eyes closed. “Hey, are you dead?” someone asks him. panel 2: “Ngh?” the man says disorientedly, opening his eyes. panel 3: “Am I?” he asks himself. “It would explain a lot.” panel 4: “Well you seem alive to me,” that same someone says, “but if you ARE dead I win a bet, so could you maybe stay still for a few more minutes?” “Yeah, sure,” the guy on the ground says.
December 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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pantspants.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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housegoblin.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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toonholechris.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
we are not even a quarter way through this boss fight
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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deepdarkfears.bsky.social
You had a good run. An anonymous fear submitted to deepdarkfears.com/submit - thanks!

Want to pick up some original artwork or a signed book? I'll be at Comic Arts Los Angeles this December 13-14th #cala2025

#comics #deepdarkfears
November 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social
always be there
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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thehyyyype.bsky.social
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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penultimatesmbc.bsky.social
May 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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asherperlman.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
October 20, 2023 at 12:17 PM
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asherperlman.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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toothybj.bsky.social
Do you yearn?
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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nellucnhoj.bsky.social
A comic in which we open on master artist, god amongst men, creator of Garfield, Jim Davis. He sits at a graphic tablet, drawing his latest masterpeice. There is a look of happiness on his face, but the way he is underlit by the screen tells us something is off. Jim says: "HA HA, 'DID YOU EAT MY LASAGNA,' HA HA" In the next panel we switch to Jim's POV and see what's on the tablet's screen. There is a full colour drawing of Garfield. Jim's hand, holding a stylus, is obscuring part of the image, as he writes in Not-Heathcliff's dialogue. All that is written is "SM" The next panel is the same view, but now the dialogue is complete, and Jim's hand isn't visible, allowing us to see the image --and dialogue-- in full: "SMITE THE NON-BELIEVERS, JIM... BUILD ME A THRONE OF THEIR SKULLS" Final panel. Jim looks as weirdly happy as ever, but now his face is beaded in sweat. There is a beat, before he quietly says "y-yes... master"
November 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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bradtjonas.bsky.social
Talk to your devices
panel 1: a man talks to his phone, “Hey phone, when is Daylight Savings over?” to which the phone responds “You will die in thirteen days.” The man then asks “is that before or after Daylight Savings?” panel 2: “Where would you like to go today?” a computer voice asks a man in a car. “Hell,” he responds. The computer voice says “You are on the fastest route.” panel 3: “Phone, tell me which of my kids is the evil one,” a dad says. “Zoe is evil,” the phone says. “Dad, I know you’re using text-to-speech,” Zoe says from off panel. The dad responds “The evil one would say that…” panel 4: “Lexi, play me something that pairs well with a 2010 Chateau Cheval Blanc,” an older man holding a glass of wine says. “🎵I got big booty bitches…🎵” Lexi plays “Excellent,” the man responds.
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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asherperlman.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
rip 😔
2 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy dressed in a black suit giving a eulogy at a funeral. We see the coffin and flowers behind him. Purple Guy: Sometimes when a person dies, others will say “if you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all” Panel 2: Purple Guy: But that’s bullshit and this guy was a fucking cunt
November 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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deogie.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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tommysiegel.bsky.social
why does this one feel wholesome to me
November 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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bigthinkingcap.bsky.social
Ooo America you in trouble girl
October 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM