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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️
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30+ ✨ he/him ✨ 🔞 ✨ system ✨ married to a fellow tcester ✨ this is my trash can! feel free to visit it any time.
so like

without going too far into unnecessary detail, ive been quiet bc of life issues & yk that thing that happens when you discover you have a mental illness and suddenly it feels like ur symptoms get worse? yeah thats happening
November 5, 2025 at 6:29 AM
im built different. like incorrectly i think
May 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
u ever get bored n just start mentally writing ur will
May 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
just had a person in a sans au avatar on vrc consistently come back from across the room and harass me like 5 separate times bc i had the audacity to rattle off a better pun than them
May 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
when my mom first learned the word "yaoi" she'd point at gay men in media and ask me "is this yowie"
May 12, 2025 at 9:29 AM
guess who forgot he's pale as shit and susceptible to sunburn
May 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
i cast Transfer Digestion Problems To Random Billionaire
April 20, 2025 at 7:54 AM
love when my cats beg me for a bite of my food and I have to tell them "sir this is a pickle you won't like it" "ma'am this is salsa" "BUDDY THIS IS A FUCKING NAPKIN"
April 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
being ADHD and disabled means you misplace your fucking cane and don't realize until you need it for an outing and it's been like months maybe and now you have NO clue where the hell you left it
April 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
i am still thinking about the man at the chinese buffet who showed his wife something on his phone and his brightness was like twice the max i can set mine to and i leaned over to @hakimaki.bsky.social and said "that guy's phone is like a flashbang"
April 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
going back to my roots (playing neopets while watching mythbusters)
April 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
hey fun fact some dudes have vaginas get over it ✌️
April 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
one of the only things keeping me going these days is that eventually I am going to wake up and learn that that fuckass is dead 🧡
April 4, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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A beautiful commission for @hakimaki.bsky.social 💙✨️
I love it sm!! (*≧∇≦)ノ

#rottmntleo #tcest filter #rottmntfanart #rottmnt #rottmntoc
April 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
i have lost motivation again lmao
April 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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some messy coloring, annnnd it's done
March 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
as a young afab teen i went through a yaoi phase (as you do when you haven't yet figured out you're actually a fruity man). when my mom found out she told me she was actually one of the original Spirk shippers. i have not been the same ever since. being a little fandom freak runs in my blood.
March 22, 2025 at 8:07 AM
*sighs and opens up yet another google doc about the same two bitches falling in love AGAIN*
March 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Dawnietello 💜💜💜
September 6, 2023 at 12:59 AM
this is how I write btw while trying to keep up with the leotello porno playing in my head
March 19, 2025 at 8:33 AM
my mental health is circling the drain again after fully realizing that i am going to have to live next door to the person who caused like 85% of my mental health issues to begin with
March 16, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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March 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
so like what IS the name for someone who enjoys the "bitter exes" dynamic of two characters that were never a canon couple? am I a kendratello postshipper??
March 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
🐲: Aw, c'mon, Von Ryan, don't tell me you're about to hit a girl.
🟣: Actually it's extremely anti-feminist of you to suggest you deserve different treatment based solely on your gender. I would still hurt you if you were a man. [reeling back] You might want to clench your teeth.
March 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

THIS ACCOUNT JUST FOLLOWED ME BECAUSE I SAID THE WORD "STOCK" AND IT THINKS I'M INTO FINANCE 😭😭😭😭😭

a finance account is canonically following a ninja turtle incest account this is the best thing ever
March 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM